| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #1851 | Angry Farmer candy | 3 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #222 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 10 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #526 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 7 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #648 | Drowsy Sword | 27 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #88 | Frogade | 8 |
| #165 | Green Clover of Justice | 11 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #811 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 33 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1060 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 2 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #553 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 13 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #97 | SPF 451 lip balm | 24 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #207 | Sugar Cog | 12 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1188 | Valentine | 10 |
| #252 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 12 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #78 | bellhop bell | 8 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #161 | bit of clingfilm | 24 |
| #711 | black paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #499 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #426 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #50 | bottle of antifreeze | 14 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #3612 | box of sunshine | 18 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1024 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1686 | delicious salad | 2 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #570 | easter egg balloon | 42 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #253 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 205 |
| #639 | evil teddy bear | 20 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #696 | fancy dress ball | 16 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #415 | flaregun | 25 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #112 | floorboard cruft | 9 |
| #70 | foam noodle | 20 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #188 | gearbox necklace | 5 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #220 | gloomy black mushroom | 15 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #390 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #1547 | handful of confetti | 24 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #388 | immense cyborg hand | 9 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #104 | inflatable duck | 20 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #266 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #289 | lewd playing card | 9 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #287 | linoleum staff | 2 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #444 | maple syrup | 9 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #699 | obsidian dagger | 26 |
| #925 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1027 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #291 | pet rock | 25 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #140 | polyalloy shield | 14 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | radium-flavored potato chips | 204 |
| #865 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 9 |
| #549 | red paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #254 | rusty bonesaw | 2 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #186 | sawblade fragment | 112 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #902 | spade necklace | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #186 | spark plug earring | 5 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #35 | strange shiny disc | 200 |
| #1712 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 29 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2053 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2516 | stuffed angry cow | 19 |
| #1839 | stuffed astral badger | 28 |
| #2080 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2122 | stuffed cocoabo | 23 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1777 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 26 |
| #87 | stuffed gray blob | 439 |
| #1686 | stuffed hand turkey | 31 |
| #1846 | stuffed mind flayer | 28 |
| #471 | stuffed ninja snowman | 10 |
| #1743 | stuffed scary death orb | 30 |
| #1466 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 13 |
| #2025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2692 | stuffed snowy owl | 17 |
| #2452 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1544 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 33 |
| #2932 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #199 | super salad | 1 |
| #1068 | super-spiky hair gel | 8 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #451 | teddy borg | 21 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #441 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 10 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1751 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 7 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 7 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #749 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 10 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #1201 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1270 | toothsome rock | 6 |
| #679 | toy crazy train | 12 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #665 | tree-eating kite | 44 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #723 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 12 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #714 | vibrating cyborg knife | 9 |
| #2536 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 3 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #67 | water wings | 20 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #259 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 187 |
| #156 | witch hat | 5 |
| #930 | wolf mask | 4 |
| #255 | woven baling wire bracelets | 4 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #245 | yellow striped oyster egg | 10 |
| #1146 | yo | 6 |
| #821 | yo-yo | 27 |
| #477 | yohohoyo | 2 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |