| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1164 | Amulet of Yendor | 5 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #221 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 2 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #166 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,420 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #158 | Game Grid ticket | 36 |
| #301 | Goodfella contract | 126 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1321 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #939 | baconstone | 8 |
| #1453 | badass belt | 38 |
| #943 | bag of airline peanuts | 24 |
| #1022 | barrrnacle | 10 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #947 | bottle of goofballs | 27 |
| #665 | brick | 54 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #250 | bucket of honey | 4 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #1254 | clown hammer | 10 |
| #1024 | club necklace | 7 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #380 | cyborg stompin' boot | 5 |
| #83 | d20 | 12 |
| #1130 | defective skull | 7 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #548 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 15 |
| #1410 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 6 |
| #1291 | fake fake vomit | 11 |
| #1410 | fake hand | 5 |
| #493 | fat stacks of cash | 14 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1711 | filthy lucre | 4 |
| #27 | gob of wet hair | 2,419 |
| #73 | grass blade | 2 |
| #71 | grass hat | 2 |
| #52 | grass skirt | 3 |
| #53 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #949 | hamethyst | 8 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #1227 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #907 | herb brownies | 5 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1324 | jazz soap | 8 |
| #1440 | joybuzzer | 6 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #188 | lump of diamond | 18 |
| #1165 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 13 |
| #416 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 3 |
| #335 | magical pony: Pearjack | 4 |
| #421 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 3 |
| #268 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 6 |
| #354 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 4 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #755 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #815 | monomolecular yo-yo | 42 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1433 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1452 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 6 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #212 | poultrygeist | 3 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #984 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1335 | rubber emo roe | 10 |
| #269 | sand dollar | 18 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #17 | spider web | 12,615 |
| #483 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #2871 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #3978 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #2950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2306 | stuffed cocoabo | 21 |
| #3254 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #4047 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2788 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #3366 | stuffed mind flayer | 13 |
| #2328 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2474 | stuffed scary death orb | 20 |
| #1779 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 10 |
| #3044 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2823 | stuffed snowy owl | 16 |
| #3394 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #639 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 13 |
| #3186 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2679 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #227 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
| #56 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 107 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #48 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 101 |
| #57 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 54 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #43 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 58 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 3 |
| #94 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 3 |
| #62 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 87 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 55 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 60 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 2 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 165 |
| #144 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 2 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 3 |
| #35 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 167 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 167 |
| #48 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 37 |
| #33 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 3 |
| #60 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 2 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 4 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 2 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #212 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #13 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 3 |
| #63 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 12 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 4 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
| #53 | tiny plastic Felonia | 56 |
| #102 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 3 |
| #62 | tiny plastic G Imp | 81 |
| #99 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 2 |
| #35 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 3 |
| #141 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 6 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 101 |
| #64 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 83 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Hellion | 95 |
| #57 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 87 |
| #147 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 6 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #96 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 2 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 54 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 107 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 95 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 78 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 111 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 2 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Krampus | 2 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 3 |
| #7 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 4 |
| #134 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 2 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #48 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 99 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 100 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 2 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 100 |
| #54 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 91 |
| #35 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 3 |
| #62 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 54 |
| #52 | tiny plastic The Man | 57 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #98 | tiny plastic Toybot | 2 |
| #56 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 104 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 45 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 3 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #57 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 94 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 2 |
| #172 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 2 |
| #102 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 29 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 89 |
| #82 | tiny plastic angry goat | 163 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 2 |
| #61 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 87 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 82 |
| #63 | tiny plastic astronomer | 87 |
| #78 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 154 |
| #40 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 2 |
| #91 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 139 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic beanbat | 102 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #48 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 41 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #82 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 158 |
| #40 | tiny plastic blooper | 99 |
| #71 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 77 |
| #53 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 101 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 159 |
| #77 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 148 |
| #101 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 3 |
| #55 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 59 |
| #50 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 98 |
| #58 | tiny plastic demoninja | 98 |
| #65 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 46 |
| #61 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 88 |
| #59 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 2 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #151 | tiny plastic fax machine | 3 |
| #48 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 92 |
| #54 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 104 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 92 |
| #29 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 78 |
| #85 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 147 |
| #82 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 162 |
| #87 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 154 |
| #57 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 95 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic goth giant | 88 |
| #74 | tiny plastic grue | 165 |
| #55 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 92 |
| #39 | tiny plastic hermit | 51 |
| #145 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 3 |
| #80 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 170 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic killer bee | 157 |
| #63 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 87 |
| #82 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 162 |
| #90 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 138 |
| #65 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 72 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic mosquito | 157 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #62 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 90 |
| #43 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 54 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #11 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 3 |
| #97 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 137 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sauceror | 59 |
| #70 | tiny plastic scary clown | 86 |
| #73 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 36 |
| #62 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 2 |
| #58 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 94 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 77 |
| #853 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #56 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 93 |
| #73 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 175 |
| #49 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 105 |
| #79 | tiny plastic stab bat | 156 |
| #71 | tiny plastic star starfish | 156 |
| #202 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 3 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #37 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 149 |
| #66 | tiny plastic taco cat | 88 |
| #145 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| 🥉 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 9,292 |
| #113 | tiny plastic trollipop | 3 |
| #51 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 50 |
| #64 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 88 |
| #64 | tiny plastic warbear | 3 |
| #59 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 3 |
| #41 | tiny plastic warwelf | 99 |
| #81 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 70 |
| #37 | tiny plastic zmobie | 109 |
| #1856 | toast | 127 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #1089 | valuable trinket | 42 |
| #150 | white Canadian | 27 |
| #1667 | whoopie cushion | 3 |
| #1555 | wind-up chattering teeth | 6 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1112 | x-ray specs | 6 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1404 | yellow snowcone | 10 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |