| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #5 | 1.21 jigawatts | 101 |
| #477 | Amulet of Yendor | 43 |
| #1741 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1151 | abominable snowcone | 3 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #392 | bag of airline peanuts | 78 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #471 | black candy heart | 14 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #666 | brick | 54 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #472 | clown hammer | 60 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #369 | cymbal syrup | 18 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #488 | defective skull | 44 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #529 | encoder ring | 26 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #304 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 94 |
| #485 | fake fake vomit | 69 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #439 | jazz soap | 68 |
| #415 | joybuzzer | 75 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #388 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 78 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #437 | mood ring | 13 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #712 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #514 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 49 |
| #388 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 81 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #475 | rubber emo roe | 68 |
| #76 | seal tooth | 556 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1591 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #471 | whoopie cushion | 70 |
| #416 | wind-up chattering teeth | 78 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #593 | x-ray specs | 30 |
| #438 | yellow snowcone | 79 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |