Museum :: Rizel

Rizel

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1438	1-ball	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#368	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#1268	Cloaca grenade	5
#1265	Cloaca-Cola	5
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1210	Dyspepsi grenade	5
#1739	Dyspepsi-Cola	5
#903	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#308	Mae West	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1962	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#2452	Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#330	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
#1202	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
#2281	Rock Pops	5
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#391	White Citadel burger	2
#354	White Citadel fries	2
#1631	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#769	aspirin	1
#967	astral mushroom	3
#106	automatic catapult	1
#358	bätzle	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#7427	badass belt	1
#133	badger badge	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2042	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#2128	barrrnacle	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#788	beertini	1
#1065	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#213	bone collar	1
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#746	briefcase	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#98	can cannon	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#1141	candied kobold	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#858	candy brain	1
#4784	candy cane	1
#3830	candy stake	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#77	carob cannon	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#653	cheap plastic bottle opener	10
#254	cheap wind-up clock	1
#274	cherry pie	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#444	chorizo brownies	3
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#410	clockwork key	5
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#1224	cocoa egg	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#129	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#864	cool whip	1
#224	cordial of concentration	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#433	cream pie	1
#104	curdflinger	1
#1025	daisy	1
#179	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#891	dead guy's watch	3
#468	delicious noodles	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#591	deodorant	1
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#292	disembodied smile	1
#1640	doll house	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#30	doppelshifter egg	1
#395	double daisy	1
#79	dripping meat crossbow	1
#76	dripping meat staff	1
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#266	dry martini	1
#849	dry noodles	10
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#1069	dwarf bread	2
#114	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
#111	eXtreme meat staff	1
#138	eXtreme meat sword	1
#229	eXtreme nose ring	1
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#2833	eggnog	1
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#313	enchanted toothpick	4
#124	enchantlers	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#819	eye of newt	3
#402	eye-pod	1
#191	eyedrops of newt	1
#226	eyedrops of the ermine	1
#129	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#3837	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#1018	fat stacks of cash	3
#901	felt	10
#309	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#880	fine wine	1
#1764	fire	1
#126	flaming cardboard sword	1
#378	flaming glowsticks	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#389	flange	5
#168	flat mushroom wine	1
#269	floral print shirt	1
#63	flypaper staff	1
#431	foie gras	1
#72	foon of fearfulness	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#67	foon of foulness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#70	foon of fulmination	1
#99	football helmet	1
#368	forest tears	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#236	fruit bowl	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#158	funky brass fez	1
#86	furry kilt	1
#427	furry pants	1
#67	furry skirt	1
#604	fuzzbump	1
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#257	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#78	giant cheesestick	1
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#132	gibson	1
#275	gimlet	1
#129	gin and tonic	1
#2822	gingerbread bugbear	3
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#210	gingham blouse	1
#72	glistening staff	1
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#79	gnauga hide kilt	1
#48	gnauga hide skirt	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#296	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#394	goat	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#170	goat cheese taco	1
#94	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#1098	googly eye	10
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#80	goulauncher	1
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#882	green balloon	1
#918	green beer	10
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#549	grog	1
#5338	grue egg	1
#870	guitar pick	1
#88	hairy staff	1
#374	halfberd	1
#2400	hamethyst	1
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#1454	heart-shaped balloon	1
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#541	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#892	hemp string	1
#1241	herb brownies	1
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#134	hippo skin buckler	1
#161	hippo whip	1
#77	hippopotamus kilt	1
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#57	hippopotamus skirt	1
#320	hippy herbal tea	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#62	hot cross bow	1
#358	hot pink lipstick	1
#201	hot stuffing	1
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#275	ice stein	1
#325	iced-out bling	1
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#606	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#194	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#189	jumping bean burrito	1
#131	jumping bean taco	1
#908	ketchup hound	1
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#2060	kite	1
#1603	kneecapping stick	2
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#611	lead necklace	10
#206	lead yo-yo	1
#456	leaflet	1
#362	lemon meringue pie	1
#984	length of string	10
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#210	libation of liveliness	1
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#328	limburger biker boots	1
#456	linoleum crossbow	1
#114	linoleum helmet turtle	1
#870	linoleum ore	1
#437	linoleum staff	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#779	loaded serum blowgun	5
#147	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
#377	los chinos	1
#233	lotion of coldness	1
#237	lotion of hotness	1
#241	lotion of sleaziness	1
#242	lotion of spookiness	1
#222	lotion of stench	1
#99	lucky ball-and-chain	1
#1976	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#230	lumbering jack	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#1689	mafia aria	3
#387	magnifying glass	1
#310	mandarina colada	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#382	maple leaf	1
#836	maple syrup	1
#480	margarita	1
#1086	marionette	1
#666	martini	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#118	meat cowboy hat	1
#335	meatcar model	1
#65	meatloaf helmet	2
#132	meatspout staff	1
#168	menudo	1
#266	menudo ravioli	1
#99	metal mandible	1
#334	milk of magnesium	1
#119	mimosette	1
#898	mind flayer corpse	1
#303	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#27	miniscule temporal rip	1
#502	monkey wrench	1
#364	moonglasses	1
#152	muculent machete	1
#690	mugcake	1
#291	munchies pill	1
#378	mushroom pizza	1
#568	necklace chain	1
#65	ninja pirate zombie robot	1
#529	ocean motion	1
#1363	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1583	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#218	oil of expertise	1
#232	oil of slipperiness	1
#218	oil of stability	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#329	ointment of the occult	1
#257	old-fashioned	1
#850	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
#555	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#1890	oyster basket	1
#186	painful penne pasta	1
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#528	papaya sling	1
#538	papaya taco	1
#80	paper-plate-mail pants	1
#106	parisian cathouse	1
#150	penguin shorts	1
#147	penguin skin buckler	1
#192	penguin whip	1
#90	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
#84	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
#100	pentacorn hat	1
#107	perfume of prejudice	2
#472	perpendicular hula	1
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#104	pestoblade	1
#2716	pet rock	1
#1651	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	1
#1882	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	1
#368	philter of phorce	1
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#537	piercing post	1
#87	pimpin' meat hat	1
#332	pine tar	1
#594	pink pony	1
#524	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
#681	pirate shirt	1
#2047	pixellated candy heart	1
#428	plain pizza	1
#196	pointy mushroom wine	1
#1612	pork elf goodies sack	1
#2213	porquoise	1
#273	porquoise bracelet	1
#186	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
#294	porquoise necklace	1
#251	porquoise ring	1
#1172	portable corkscrew	3
#2221	possessed top	1
#143	potato pistol	1
#1168	potato sprout	1
#118	potent potion of potency	1
#236	potion of potency	1
#389	potion of temporary gr8ness	1
#812	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#695	poutine	1
#74	poutine pole	1
#164	powdered toad horn	1
#209	pr0n cocktail	1
#243	pr0n m4nic0tti	1
#202	pr0n taco	1
#263	pregnant mushroom	1
#130	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
#77	projectile icemaker	1
#730	prosthetic forehead	1
#337	prussian cathouse	1
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#646	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
#120	rabbit punch	1
#1303	rag doll	1
#123	ram-battering staff	1
#457	rat appendix kabob	1
#140	rat scrapple	1
#327	ratini	1
#223	ravioli della hippy	1
#2247	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#515	redrum	1
#774	reodorant	1
#72	repeating crossbow	1
#416	rewinged stab bat	1
#406	rhesus monkey	1
#310	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
#1298	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#611	rice bowl	1
#666	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
#368	ring of adornment	1
#1131	ring of aggravate monster	1
#353	ring of cold resistance	1
#376	ring of conflict	1
#338	ring of fire resistance	1
#341	ring of gain strength	1
#414	ring of increase damage	1
#454	rockin' wagon	1
#494	roll in the hay	1
#211	royal jelly taco	1
#3637	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#3663	rubber WWJD? bracelet	1
#647	rum and cola	1
#461	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
#96	sack of doorknobs	1
#190	salamander slurry	1
#803	salamander spleen	3
#855	salty dog	1
#336	sangria	1
#408	sausage pizza	1
#111	scary death orb	1
#589	screwdriver	1
#1192	scroll of pasta summoning	3
#131	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	3
#826	scrumptious reagent	10
#388	secret blend of herbs and spices	1
#104	sequined fez	1
#412	serum of sarcasm	1
#313	shaving cream	1
#412	shock collar	1
#307	shot of flower schnapps	1
#721	shot of grapefruit schnapps	1
#699	shot of orange schnapps	1
#747	shot of tomato schnapps	1
#90	shuddersword	1
#182	skewered cat appendix	1
#1807	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#546	slap and tickle	1
#146	sleazy fairy gravy	1
#1097	sleeping snowy owl	1
#92	slightly peevedbow	1
#244	slingshot	1
#427	slip 'n' slide	1
#296	small leather glove	3
#57	smoldering staff	1
#475	snorkel	1
#1348	sock monkey	1
#522	soda water	1
#281	soggy wofl t-shirt	1
#479	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
#72	soylent staff	1
#3320	spade necklace	1
#353	spaghetti with Skullheads	1
#374	spiced rum	1
#180	spicy bean burrito	1
#157	spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#135	spicy jumping bean burrito	1
#161	spicy mushroom quesadilla	1
#224	spicy noodles	1
#1398	spooky bicycle chain	1
#1367	spooky cosmetics bag	1
#3327	spooky eggnog	1
#953	spooky eyeliner	3
#968	spooky lipstick	3
#234	spooky mushroom wine	1
#548	spooky pirate skeleton	1
#229	spooky shroomkabob	1
#902	squashed frog	3
#69	squeaky staff	1
#1799	stainless steel scarf	1
#1584	stainless steel skullcap	2
#1862	stainless steel solitaire	1
#310	star buckler	1
#460	star crossbow	1
#606	star hat	1
#330	star pants	1
#288	star shirt	1
#309	star staff	1
#280	star starfish	1
#420	star sword	1
#1520	stick-on-a-string	1
#87	sticky meat kilt	1
#62	sticky meat skirt	1
#251	stinky mushroom wine	1
#273	stone banjo	1
#697	strawberry daiquiri	1
#320	strawberry pie	1
#465	strawberry wine	1
#1586	string of blue beads	5
#1605	string of green beads	5
#1584	string of red beads	5
#185	studded leather boxer shorts	1
#8937	stuffed Cheshire bitten	1
#3170	stuffed alien blob	1
#8861	stuffed angry cow	1
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#8831	stuffed cocoabo	1
#1579	stuffed dodecapede	1
#3201	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#8923	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1
#8970	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	1
#955	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#8977	stuffed hand turkey	1
#8911	stuffed mind flayer	1
#8940	stuffed scary death orb	1
#8961	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	1
#8803	stuffed snowy owl	1
#8882	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
#3043	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
#8878	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	1
#8891	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	1
#777	stuffed zmobie	1
#862	stuffing	10
#766	sucky decal	1
#175	suede shortsword	1
#596	sugar-coated pine cone	1
#1487	support cummerbund	1
#593	supportive bra	1
#525	sweet ninja sword	1
#284	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
#172	sword of static	1
#225	tangarita	1
#384	targeting chip	1
#322	tasket	1
#2033	teddy bear	1
#269	teddy bear sewing kit	1
#344	teeny-tiny ninja stars	2
#96	teqiwila	1
#260	teqiwila slammer	1
#438	tequila sunrise	1
#126	tequila sunset	1
#349	tequila with training wheels	1
#509	three-tiered wedding cake	1
#325	tiny Mountie hat	1
#411	tiny balloon knife	1
#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#463	tiny maracas	1
#321	tiny ninja sword	3
#4914	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	3
#2453	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	3
#2896	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#1747	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	2
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#1809	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
#2626	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4841	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#4862	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	3
#4900	tiny plastic barrrnacle	3
#2573	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#4840	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	3
#4873	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#4886	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
#2690	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
#4884	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	3
#4857	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	3
#4809	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	3
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#6099	tiny plastic grue	2
#1833	tiny plastic hermit	3
#4853	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	3
#4794	tiny plastic killer bee	3
#4876	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
#4838	tiny plastic levitating potato	3
#6160	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#4346	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#4797	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	3
#1814	tiny plastic sauceror	3
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#4899	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	3
#8159	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#4891	tiny plastic star starfish	3
#4037	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#1832	tiny plastic turtle tamer	3
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#265	tisket	1
#2932	toast	5
#545	tofu casserole	1
#133	tofu taco	1
#2299	tofurkey gravy	2
#2296	tofurkey leg	2
#441	tomato juice of powerful power	1
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#2068	top	1
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#2127	toy mercenary	1
#1190	toy soldier	1
#1384	toy train	1
#840	toy wheel	10
#478	tree skirt	1
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#93	troutpiece	1
#392	tulip	1
#158	tuning fork	1
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#728	urinal cake	1
#2167	valuable trinket	3
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#127	vodka and tonic	1
#101	vodka gibson	1
#466	vodka martini	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#1538	wheel	1
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#630	whiskey sour	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#686	white chocolate and tomato pizza	2
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#802	white picket fence	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#365	wooden axe	1
#1221	wooden block	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#509	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#337	yellow brick road	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1584	yo	3
#1885	yo-yo	3
#148	zmobie	1
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 1,033 items total!

what items are this player missing?