| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #44 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #71 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #27 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #1215 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #70 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #100 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #34 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #82 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #115 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #12 | Drunkula's silky pants | 2 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #50 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #108 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #83 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #56 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #38 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #29 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #15 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 2 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #43 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #87 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #65 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #11 | Thriller Ice | 9 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #409 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #351 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #988 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #424 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #202 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 2 |
| #151 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #174 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #251 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #620 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #175 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #224 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #439 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #792 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #954 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1264 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #104 | Twelve Night Energy | 4 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #18 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #22 | Yorick | 2 |
| #49 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | aspirin | 719 |
| #46 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #77 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #104 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #179 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 6 |
| #59 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥉 | cool iron ingot | 5 |
| #143 | corned beet | 1 |
| #7 | cream of chloroplasts | 25 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #52 | drafty drawers | 1 |
| #241 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #14 | elbow soup | 20 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #17 | flagellate soup | 20 |
| #32 | free boots | 1 |
| #41 | ghost thread | 3 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #9 | glass of bourbon | 126 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #32 | gunwale | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #45 | hothammer | 1 |
| #41 | housekeeping automa-core | 1 |
| #19 | iFlail | 2 |
| #10 | iShield | 2 |
| #56 | intimidating coiffure | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #30 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #11 | lip soup | 40 |
| #21 | moon-amber | 2 |
| #32 | muddy skirt | 1 |
| #13 | muscular soup | 20 |
| #114 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #76 | potato alarm clock | 2 |
| #11 | proto-proto-protozoa | 1 |
| #54 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #112 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #31 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #53 | snowstick | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #18 | synaptic soup | 20 |
| #41 | time shuriken | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #81 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #52 | vengeful spirit | 1 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #38 | whalegun | 1 |
| #46 | wolfskull mask | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #79 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |