| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #39 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #68 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #95 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #79 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #77 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #43 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 2 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #141 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #29 | Yorick | 1 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | aspirin | 700 |
| #44 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #58 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #140 | corned beet | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #31 | free boots | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #28 | glass of bourbon | 22 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #30 | gunwale | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #40 | housekeeping automa-core | 1 |
| #25 | iShield | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #53 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #123 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #16 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #40 | time shuriken | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #78 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #50 | vengeful spirit | 1 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #37 | whalegun | 1 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |