| #474 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 3 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #568 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #207 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 11 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #528 | Boss Bat bling | 6 |
| #1506 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #352 | Crimbuck | 2,785 |
| #2453 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #454 | Dolphin King's crown | 10 |
| #331 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 11 |
| #995 | Drowsy Sword | 14 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #502 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #299 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 8 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #459 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 3 |
| #140 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 4 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #202 | Meat detector | 3 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #638 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 27 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #213 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #259 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #372 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #252 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #846 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #252 | ant pick | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #3277 | badass belt | 13 |
| #253 | batskin belt | 2 |
| #83 | battered hubcap | 9 |
| #286 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #508 | black paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #395 | blue striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #612 | booty chest charrrm | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #603 | cannonball charrrm | 3 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #252 | chintzy noodle ring | 3 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #367 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #482 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 6 |
| #100 | cracker | 2 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #800 | dead guy's watch | 4 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1369 | drywall axe | 4 |
| #32 | duct tape dockers | 4 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #1391 | elven suicide capsule | 13 |
| #312 | enchanted toothpick | 4 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #92 | gauze shorts | 2 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #927 | giant discarded bottlecap | 4 |
| #1169 | giant discarded plastic fork | 6 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #987 | giant pinky ring | 12 |
| #195 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #150 | glacial sapphire | 5 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #275 | gold lamé pants | 2 |
| #880 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #390 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #177 | hot pink lipstick | 5 |
| #558 | hypodermic needle | 2 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #526 | iron pasta spoon | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #812 | kneecapping stick | 11 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #929 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #596 | lucky rabbit's foot | 11 |
| #976 | mafia aria | 14 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #801 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #1339 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #726 | pail | 12 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #351 | pants of the Slug Lord | 11 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #236 | pat-a-cake pendant | 5 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #72 | plexiglass pinky ring | 3 |
| #91 | plexiglass pith helmet | 3 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #453 | prosthetic forehead | 3 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #414 | red striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #543 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 5 |
| #1444 | shiny ring | 11 |
| #454 | silver tongue charrrm | 7 |
| #159 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 9 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #1858 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #260 | steamy ruby | 4 |
| #595 | sucky decal | 2 |
| #667 | support cummerbund | 8 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #1085 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1219 | towel | 4 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #408 | worn tophat | 2 |
| #198 | woven baling wire bracelets | 5 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #694 | wrench bracelet | 3 |
| #967 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #377 | yohohoyo | 4 |