| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1197 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2314 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #556 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 14 |
| #669 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 7 |
| #510 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 18 |
| #11 | The Groose in the Hoose | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2547 | badass belt | 19 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #1388 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #584 | dollhive | 12 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #726 | evil googly eye | 5 |
| #1292 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1646 | filthy lucre | 5 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #178 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1410 | grue egg | 18 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #359 | iGoogly | 69 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1582 | killing feather | 30 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #445 | mime soul fragment | 5 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #315 | nanofiber cloth | 18 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #1796 | old sweatpants | 5 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #741 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #436 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #619 | pulsing flesh | 6 |
| #749 | red class ring | 6 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #806 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #655 | [2108]rock | 6 |
| #1257 | rogue swarmer | 45 |
| #1548 | sawblade fragment | 36 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #803 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #1248 | spooky felt | 5 |
| #1145 | spooky length of string | 7 |
| #442 | spooky toy wheel | 11 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #548 | stick | 4 |
| #1192 | stringy sinew | 6 |
| #373 | sweet mochi ball | 9 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #208 | synthetic stuffing | 65 |
| #284 | theoretical string | 64 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #285 | toy hoverpad | 63 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #951 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #1287 | unstable DNA | 24 |
| #1710 | unstable laser battery | 32 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #747 | white class ring | 5 |
| #412 | worthless gewgaw | 10 |
| #532 | worthless knick-knack | 8 |
| #385 | worthless trinket | 8 |