| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #403 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 27 |
| #294 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 8 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #695 | Bonerdagon necklace | 16 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #760 | Boss Bat britches | 19 |
| #552 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #56 | Goodfella contract | 943 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1349 | badass belt | 41 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #709 | bottle of goofballs | 36 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #244 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1419 | easter egg balloon | 17 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #918 | grue egg | 29 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #455 | stainless steel skullcap | 7 |
| #455 | stainless steel slacks | 8 |
| #505 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #794 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1028 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |