| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #405 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 27 |
| #293 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 8 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #694 | Bonerdagon necklace | 16 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #761 | Boss Bat britches | 19 |
| #554 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #742 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #56 | Goodfella contract | 943 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #3017 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1348 | badass belt | 41 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #715 | bottle of goofballs | 36 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #247 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1418 | easter egg balloon | 17 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #921 | grue egg | 29 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #2516 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #2222 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #2568 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #992 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #534 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #456 | stainless steel skullcap | 7 |
| #456 | stainless steel slacks | 8 |
| #507 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #791 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1035 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |