Silent Lucidity

RankItemQuantity
#639Amulet of Yendor27
#1501Bulky Buddy Box1
#470Elmley shades1
#512Frat Army FGF1
#607Gaia beads1
#568Hippy Army MPE1
#525Lockenstock™ sandals1
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#396Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#443Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#591Monstar energy beverage1
#612PADL Phone1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#817bag of airline peanuts32
#305balloon helmet1
#1029balloon monkey1
#311balloon sword1
#967beer bomb1
#572beer bong1
#672beer helmet1
#117beer-a-pult1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#980borg sock monkey1
#544bottle opener belt buckle1
#1303brick17
#1627buckyball1
#530carbonated soy milk1
#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#576chloroform rag1
#843clown hammer27
#883commemorative war stein1
#651communications windchimes1
#919cyborg doll1
#642defective skull29
#617depantsing bomb1
#597didgeridooka1
#587distressed denim pants1
#1640doll house1
#1607dollhive1
#5139easter egg balloon1
#490encoder ring32
#541energy drink IV1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#819explosion-flavored chewing gum28
#533fake fake vomit60
#587fake hand46
#572fancy seashell necklace1
#655ferret bait1
#527filthy poultice1
#529fire poi1
#540furniture dolly1
#661gas balloon1
#614gauze garter1
#135giant driftwood sculpture1
#563giant foam finger1
#882green balloon1
#1225gyroscope1
#1455heart-shaped balloon1
#180hemp net1
#550hippy medical kit1
#578hippy protest button1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#505jazz soap59
#698joybuzzer40
#505keg shield1
#530kick-ass kicks1
#1288killer rag doll1
#2060kite1
#206lead yo-yo1
#929long skinny balloon1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#825magical ice cube with a fly in it30
#575marionette collective1
#180massive sitar1
#588molotov cocktail cocktail1
#2028monomolecular yo-yo1
#1680mylar scout drone1
#361natty blue ascot1
#492natural fennel soda1
#618oversized pipe1
#447panty raider camouflage1
#610perforated battle paddle1
#2716pet rock1
#598pet rock "Groucho" disguise40
#628pet rock "Snooty" disguise46
#1303rag doll1
#2248razor-tipped yo-yo1
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#550rubber emo roe58
#745sake bomb1
#379sausage bomb1
#410shiny hood ornament1
#1347sock monkey1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#8936stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8943stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#8864stuffed angry cow1
#8976stuffed astral badger1
#8950stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#1578stuffed dodecapede1
#3202stuffed doppelshifter1
#8925stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8973stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#953stuffed ghuol whelp1
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#8979stuffed hand turkey1
#8912stuffed mind flayer1
#8941stuffed scary death orb1
#4801stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8963stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8804stuffed snowy owl1
#8884stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#8881stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8893stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#207superamplified boom box1
#2033teddy bear1
#1963teddy borg1
#610tequila grenade1
#411tiny balloon knife1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3935tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8189tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#84tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3954tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3873tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#84tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#17tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress1
#3860tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3065tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3855tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3939tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3974tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8124tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3906tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8093tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8218tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8184tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8057tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8067tiny plastic killer bee1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3836tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8109tiny plastic mosquito1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#8100tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3892tiny plastic scary clown1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8135tiny plastic star starfish1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3858tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#59toast52,546
#2526toothsome rock1
#2400toy crazy train1
#899toy deathbot1
#2209toy jet pack1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#77toy six-seater hovercraft1
#1190toy soldier1
#2262toy space helmet1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#575tube of dread wax1
#510war tongs1
#940water pipe bomb1
#903white balloon1
#591whoopie cushion52
#512wicker shield1
#805wind-up chattering teeth35
#470x-ray specs43
#910yellow snowcone31
#2204yo1
#2364yo-yo1

Wow, that's 53,518 items total!

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