Museum :: Thingy

Thingy

Rank	Item	Quantity
#9	100-Watt bulb	22
#123	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	100
#137	30669 scroll	88
#214	33398 scroll	100
#406	334 scroll	12
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#54	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	100
#620	Angry Farmer candy	100
#161	Blatantly Canadian	22
#49	Boris's ring	25
#53	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	27
#153	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	74
#120	Cloaca grenade	134
#62	Cloaca-Cola	826
#62	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	52
#41	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	74
#36	Cloaca-Cola helmet	97
#43	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	124
#36	Cloaca-Cola shield	86
#181	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	4
#550	Cold Hots candy	8
#109	Crown of the Goblin King	160
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#75	Disco Banjo	8
#264	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	10
#148	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	97
#155	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	3
#211	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	7
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#32	Dolphin King's crown	102
#128	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	99
#47	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	76
#125	Dramatic™ range	11
#73	Dyspepsi grenade	156
#60	Dyspepsi-Cola	1,337
#42	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	56
#21	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	104
#35	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	67
#32	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	124
#24	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	88
#13	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	40
#25	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	195
#153	Elfin shortbread	7
#163	Ent cider	88
#135	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	100
#50	Gnollish autoplunger	7
#94	Gnollish flyswatter	34
#85	Gnollish pie tin	100
#79	Gnollish plunger	35
#100	Gnollish toolbox	72
#398	Gummi-Gnauga	5
#37	Hatorade	15
#108	Hell ramen	82
#828	Imp Ale	100
#18	Jarlsberg's earring	60
#87	Jolly Roger charrrm	59
#399	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	4
#132	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	92
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#38	Knob Goblin Uberpants	17
#97	Knob Goblin elite helm	65
#95	Knob Goblin elite pants	66
#144	Knob Goblin elite polearm	40
#27	Knob Goblin elite shirt	326
#211	Knob Goblin firecracker	112
#149	Knob Goblin harem pants	41
#127	Knob Goblin harem veil	50
#164	Knob Goblin love potion	100
#212	Knob Goblin pants	74
#188	Knob Goblin perfume	19
#217	Knob Goblin scimitar	69
#199	Knob Goblin seltzer	101
#145	Knob Goblin steroids	100
#104	Knob Goblin superseltzer	93
#234	Knob Goblin tongs	79
#144	Knob Goblin visor	54
#141	Knob mushroom	101
#114	Knob sausage	100
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#159	Knob stuffed shells	9
#128	Knoll mushroom	109
#20	Knoll shroomkabob	103
#135	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	87
#85	Lucky Surprise Egg	104
#172	Mace of the Tortoise	3
#492	Mad Train wine	193
#41	Meat maid body	14
#182	Meleegra™ pills	62
#398	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	100
#82	Mob Penguin cellular phone	272
#128	Mohawk wig	100
#269	Mountain Stream soda	100
#44	Mr. Mediocrebar	2,795
#5	Now and Earlier	1,612
#64	Orcish baseball cap	100
#54	Orcish cargo shorts	100
#62	Orcish frat-paddle	100
#31	Orcish meat locker	26
#97	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	16
#155	Pine-Fresh air freshener	24
#42	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	10
#82	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	16
#118	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	13
#12	Rock Pops	10,425
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#86	Senior Mints	247
#138	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	10
#352	Spam Witch sammich	100
#127	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	8
#350	Sugar Cog	6
#477	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	100
#367	Trollhouse cookies	100
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#269	Valentine	113
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#375	Wand of Nagamar	14
#431	Warm Subject gift certificate	100
#130	White Citadel burger	30
#66	White Citadel fries	37
#203	Wint-O-Fresh mint	88
#55	Yummy Tummy bean	4,096
#155	a little sump'm sump'm	25
#186	abominable snowcone	100
#66	acid-squirting flower	104
#172	acoustic guitarrr	25
#171	amulet of extreme plot significance	100
#35	annoying pitchfork	72
#83	anti-anti-antidote	100
#156	anticheese	83
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#100	arrrgyle socks	34
#51	asbestos ore	233
#224	asbestos sword	3
#64	asbestos sword hilt	6
#58	asparagus knife	180
#22	aspirin	24
#190	asshat	13
#628	awful poetry journal	100
#202	bätzle	5
#1326	baby killer bee	3
#44	baconstone	133
#157	baconstone bracelet	4
#7427	badass belt	1
#80	balaclava	14
#41	balaclava baklava	210
#56	ball	126
#116	balloon monkey	14
#312	balloon sword	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#346	bar skin	31
#90	barbed-wire fence	100
#554	barrrnacle	27
#29	barskin hat	57
#118	barskin tent	2
#165	baseball	46
#12	basic meat fez	28
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#212	bat guano	78
#231	bat haggis	1
#475	bat wing	20
#22	bat wing kabob	53
#257	batblade	12
#288	batgut	104
#99	bean burrito	14
#168	beanbag chair	3
#21	beer goggles	79
#118	beer lens	31
#23	beertini	133
#126	bejeweled accordion strap	2
#79	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
#261	big red clown nose	29
#18	black paisley oyster egg	133
#324	black pixel	73
#28	black plastic oyster egg	100
#35	black polka-dot oyster egg	103
#23	black striped oyster egg	103
#151	blood of the Wereseal	6
#179	blood-faced volleyball	4
#208	bloody beer	103
#271	bloody clown pants	23
#70	bloody mary	44
#10	blue paisley oyster egg	287
#473	blue pixel	106
#85	blue pixel potion	19
#33	blue plastic oyster egg	223
#14	blue polka-dot oyster egg	241
#877	blue snowcone	1
#16	blue striped oyster egg	229
#222	blundarrrbus	2
#71	bone rattle	44
#229	bottle of gin	100
#423	bottle of rum	109
#66	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	13
#604	bottle of tequila	24
#138	bottle of vodka	256
#700	bottle of whiskey	26
#309	bowl of cottage cheese	78
#179	bowl of lucky charms	4
#554	box	13
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#274	boxed wine	100
#318	brass stinger	1
#746	briefcase	1
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#322	broken skull	61
#324	bubbly potion	38
#143	buckler buckle	3
#131	bugbear beanie	69
#179	bugbear bungguard	38
#405	bum cheek	35
#178	calle de miel	10
#259	can of Red Minotaur	17
#545	can of fake snow	1
#146	can of maces	8
#240	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	34
#39	candied kobold	149
#367	candied yams	25
#140	candy cane	292
#64	carob brownies	7
#51	carob chunk cookies	116
#18	carob chunk noodles	220
#97	carob chunks	103
#180	casino pass	21
#247	cast	101
#81	cat appendix	100
#818	catgut	1
#131	catsup	2
#723	chaos butterfly	100
🥈	cheap plastic bottle opener	1,758
#656	chef's hat	7
#121	cherry	88
#174	chewing gum on a string	102
#185	chocolate spurs	4
#27	chorizo brownies	100
#63	chorizo taco	114
#121	chrome ore	64
#39	chrome sword	15
#47	clockwork doohickey	2
#102	clockwork hat	1
#618	clockwork key	2
#101	clockwork pants	1
#40	clockwork sphere	10
#67	clockwork thingamajig	2
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#634	cloudy potion	8
#126	clown shoes	31
#144	cocoa egg	103
#450	cocoa eggshell fragment	100
#29	coconut bikini top	10
#517	coconut shell	53
#301	cog	100
#111	cog and sprocket assembly	7
#456	cold ninja mask	5
#106	colored-light "necklace"	3
#50	concentrated magicalness pill	57
#24	cool mushroom	112
#241	cool whip	19
#489	cornuthaum	6
#255	cranberries	120
#142	crossbow string	2
#179	crowbarrr	14
#639	dark potion	8
#99	deactivated MicroMechaMech	2
#134	dead guy's watch	72
#122	decorative fountain	100
#26	delicious noodles	340
#90	denim axe	6
#1264	dense meat stack	1
#26	deodorant	146
#154	detective skull	1
#129	diamond-studded cane	74
#1622	dill	1
#320	dirty hobo gloves	75
#1330	disassembled clover	4
#104	disbelief suspenders	14
#668	disco ball	36
#599	disco mask	40
#231	disease	67
#242	disembodied brain	16
#19	disembodied smile	177
#655	disturbing fanfic	100
#8	dope gangsta bling-bling	894
#111	dope wheels	11
#395	double daisy	1
#79	drab sonata	115
#115	draggin' ball hat	100
#220	dried face	17
#1140	dry noodles	1
#129	drywall axe	95
#90	ducha de oro	24
#47	duck-on-a-string	35
#85	dungeoneer's dungarees	15
#282	dwarf bread	16
#30	eXtreme meat crossbow	6
#30	eXtreme meat staff	6
#29	eXtreme meat sword	9
#76	eXtreme mittens	80
#11	eXtreme nose ring	102
#101	eXtreme scarf	53
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#538	effervescent potion	12
#477	eggnog	37
#207	empty blowgun	11
#99	empty meat tank	48
#260	enchanted barbell	7
#76	enchanted bean	95
#115	enchanted bean burrito	6
#35	enchanted brass knuckles	7
#123	enchanted eyepatch	2
#313	enchanted toothpick	4
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#143	evil golden arch	99
#156	evil golden arches	9
#85	extra-spicy bloody mary	108
#374	extra-strength strongness elixir	2
#592	eye of newt	9
#402	eye-pod	1
#171	eyepatch	63
#130	f3d0r4	100
#166	fairy gravy boat	7
#291	false eyelashes	1
#46	fancy chocolate	36
#834	fat stacks of cash	5
#77	felt	80
#297	fermenting powder	6
#102	fertilized ghuol egg	6
#183	fettucini Inconnu	4
#69	fez of etymology	7
#126	filthy corduroys	101
#40	filthy hippy poncho	20
#107	filthy knitted dread sack	101
#436	fine wine	10
#592	fizzy potion	9
#120	flaming crutch	95
#27	flaming mushroom	122
#124	flaming talons	100
#116	flange	27
#128	flat dough	66
#269	floral print shirt	1
#275	flower petal pie	1
#153	foolscap fool's cap	26
#23	forest tears	99
#462	fortune cookie	1
#432	frigid ninja stars	70
#274	frilly shirt	2
#142	frilly skirt	38
#56	frozen mushroom	66
#325	frozen nunchaku	9
#152	fruit basket	1
#70	fruit bowl	5
#472	fruitcake	47
#93	funky brass fez	4
#521	furry fur	100
#130	furry pants	6
#144	fuzzbump	27
#256	ghost cucumber	158
#190	ghuol ears	100
#188	ghuol egg	133
#29	ghuol egg quiche	109
#99	ghuol guolash	124
#59	ghuol-ear kabob	21
#32	giant discarded plastic fork	175
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#376	giant needle	100
#658	giant pinky ring	22
#714	gingerbread bugbear	32
#112	glass of goat's milk	118
#200	glowing red eye	100
#484	gnatwing	6
#145	gnatwing earring	1
#62	gnauga hide	100
#56	gnauga hide whip	3
#55	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	22
#65	gnoll lips	80
#83	gnoll teeth	74
#43	gnoll-tooth necklace	11
#133	goat	10
#177	goat beard	47
#703	goat cheese	4
#209	goat cheese pizza	56
#56	googly eye	225
#141	goth kid t-shirt	42
#311	gr8ps	13
#302	grapefruit	23
#882	green balloon	1
#431	green beer	30
#459	green pixel	98
#65	green pixel potion	21
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#63	grog	57
#5338	grue egg	1
#246	guano coffee cup	10
#67	guitar pick	107
#323	hair spray	16
#118	halfberd	6
#75	hamethyst	85
#88	hamethyst earring	2
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#268	handsomeness potion	7
#180	harem girl t-shirt	7
#472	heavy D	100
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#541	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#502	hellion cube	8
#628	helmet turtle	53
#190	hemp string	100
#57	henna tattoo	61
#672	herb brownies	12
#253	herbal stuffing	30
#281	herbs	100
#184	hermit permit	23
#195	hill of beans	143
#118	hippopotamus skin	35
#84	hippy herbal tea	27
#54	horizontal tango	60
#136	hot buttered roll	4
#185	hot katana blade	100
#475	hot wing	100
#192	hovering sombrero	2
#79	hypodermic needle	16
#662	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	100
#413	ice-cold Willer	100
#316	ice-cold fotie	80
#163	ice-cold six-pack	100
#250	icy katana hilt	15
#29	icy-hot katana	100
#89	infernal insoles	53
#242	irate sombrero	10
#70	iron pasta spoon	133
#99	jabañero pepper	10
#117	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	70
#123	jug-o-magicalness	26
#46	ketchup	20
#569	ketchup hound	4
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#52	kite	100
#75	kneecapping stick	233
#98	ladle of mystery	2
#174	large box	62
#11	lavender paisley oyster egg	207
#127	lavender plastic oyster egg	24
#174	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	14
#18	lavender striped oyster egg	103
#33	lead necklace	266
#692	leather chaps	1
#108	leather mask	84
#541	lemon	52
#311	length of string	39
#95	leotarrrd	26
#157	leprechaun hatchling	3
#227	lihc eye	100
#38	lihc eye pie	117
#146	lihc face	49
#265	lime	47
#143	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	58
#411	line	110
#57	linoleum crossbow	12
#294	linoleum ore	18
#46	linoleum staff	12
#54	linoleum sword	14
#609	little paper umbrella	47
#109	loaded serum blowgun	33
#309	long skinny balloon	26
#450	loose teeth	100
#54	los chinos	18
#86	mafia aria	259
#386	magic lamp	1
#513	magical ice cubes	52
#449	magicalness-in-a-can	6
#92	maiden wig	39
#34	many-eyed glasses	30
#108	maple leaf	9
#160	maple syrup	45
#51	margarita	100
#155	mariachi G-string	22
#517	mariachi pants	25
#19	marionette	37
#123	martini	60
#180	marzipan skull	102
#16	mauve paisley oyster egg	100
#25	mauve plastic oyster egg	100
#34	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	72
#13	mauve striped oyster egg	231
#118	meat cowboy hat	1
#186	meat engine	12
#90	meat from yesterday	36
#380	meat paste	100
#852	meat stack	5
#369	meat vortex	100
#118	meatcar model	5
#136	meatloaf helmet	1
#211	meatsmithing guide	1
#51	menorette	7
#23	mesh cap	311
#37	metal mandible	4
#415	metallic A	77
#384	milky potion	26
#606	mind flayer corpse	7
#79	miner's helmet	58
#104	miner's pants	34
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#35	monkey wrench	140
#152	monster bait	1
#92	moonglasses	7
#43	moxie magnet	3
#870	moxie weed	2
#690	mugcake	1
#81	mullet wig	31
#377	murky potion	27
#197	mushroom fermenting solution	38
#54	mushroom pizza	68
#61	necklace chain	100
#76	ninja hot pants	92
#43	ninja pirate zombie robot head	2
#43	ocean motion	100
#373	off-white paisley oyster egg	6
#14	off-white plastic oyster egg	277
#56	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	36
#761	off-white striped oyster egg	3
#329	ointment of the occult	1
#133	old-fashioned	5
#186	olive	100
#678	orange snowcone	4
#459	original G	100
#10	oriole-feather headdress	137
#86	oyster basket	100
#68	pail	149
#205	palm-frond toupee	3
#116	pants kit	5
#178	pants of the Slug Lord	21
#162	papaya	212
#56	papaya sling	39
#45	papaya slung	54
#30	papaya taco	111
#655	pasta spoon	25
#257	patchouli incense stick	100
#150	penguin shorts	1
#974	penguin skin	7
#70	penguin-smacking club	1
#126	perpendicular hula	20
#224	pet rock	36
#99	phat turquoise bead	100
#166	phat turquoise bracelet	3
#499	phonics down	100
#306	photoprotoneutron torpedo	100
#124	pickle-flavored chewing gum	73
#264	pie crust	3
#378	piece of wedding cake	15
#67	piercing post	100
#214	pile of candy	44
#117	pile of jumping beans	38
#71	pine tar	9
#198	pink pony	15
#105	pirate pelvis	32
#22	pirate shirt	88
#163	pixel hat	2
#75	pixel pants	2
#101	pixel sword	2
#1498	pixellated candy heart	3
#119	plain pizza	53
#554	plot hole	100
#98	pointy mushroom	22
#254	porquoise	28
#148	porquoise necklace	2
#251	porquoise ring	1
#848	potato sprout	2
#178	poultrygeist	4
#23	poutine	1,669
#988	pr0n legs	1
#191	pr0n m4nic0tti	2
#623	pretty bouquet	1
#1256	pretty flower	10
#403	probability potion	100
#419	procrastination potion	100
#58	prosthetic forehead	21
#22	puce paisley oyster egg	84
#32	puce plastic oyster egg	91
#14	puce polka-dot oyster egg	228
#15	puce striped oyster egg	102
#80	purple pixel pie	24
#728	purple snowcone	3
#33	rag doll	42
#103	rainbow tie	1
#218	rat appendix	58
#22	rat appendix kabob	103
#225	ratgut	15
#133	ratini	10
#223	ravioli della hippy	1
#755	ravioli hat	18
#199	razor-sharp can lid	104
#188	really really sticky spider web	1
#10	red paisley oyster egg	319
#682	red pixel	4
#60	red pixel potion	101
#61	red plastic oyster egg	44
#10	red polka-dot oyster egg	226
#845	red snowcone	1
#27	red striped oyster egg	72
#9	red traffic cone	1
#515	redrum	1
#161	reodorant	84
#115	rewinged stab bat	10
#156	ridiculously huge sword	100
#85	ring of adornment	8
#139	ring of aggravate monster	88
#136	ring of cold resistance	4
#120	ring of conflict	5
#87	ring of fire resistance	7
#51	ring of gain strength	12
#18	ring of half-assed regeneration	293
#79	ring of increase damage	9
#288	rockin' wagon	3
#72	roll in the hay	102
#86	rolling pin	2
#90	royal jelly	191
#57	rubber axe	16
#187	ruby W	100
#28	rum and cola	104
#138	rusty grave robbing shovel	38
#142	rusty metal key	1
#70	rusty metal ring	9
#53	rusty metal shaft	10
#259	sabre teeth	42
#461	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
#100	safarrri hat	22
#381	salamander spleen	22
#226	salty dog	100
#54	salty slug	39
#32	sangria	67
#425	saucepan	101
#53	sausage pizza	100
#78	screwdriver	43
#514	scroll of drastic healing	100
#87	scroll of pasta summoning	178
#488	scrumptious reagent	100
#442	seal tooth	25
#808	seal-clubbing club	20
#146	severed rocking horse head	3
#18	shaving cream	70
#329	shiny ring	75
#131	shock collar	7
#324	shot of tomato schnapps	10
#100	sk8board	25
#725	skeleton bone	28
#190	skeleton key	44
#116	skeleton key ring	8
#115	skewer	96
#251	skewer-mounted razor blade	5
#106	skewered cat appendix	3
#64	slap and tickle	100
#53	sleeping snowy owl	100
#244	slingshot	1
#178	slip 'n' slide	10
#154	small box	64
#25	small leather glove	64
#475	smart skull	21
#63	smile-sharpening stone	8
#445	smoky potion	22
#94	snorkel	19
#65	snowboarder pants	93
#30	sock monkey	71
#662	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	100
#13	soggy wofl t-shirt	33
#162	sonar-in-a-biscuit	100
#110	souvenir ski t-shirt	7
#169	spaghetti with Skullheads	6
#138	special sauce glove	1
#1063	spices	1
#180	spicy bean burrito	1
#515	spider web	56
#133	spiked femur	39
#148	spooky bicycle chain	13
#391	spooky cosmetics bag	6
#39	spooky eyeliner	85
#164	spooky hockey mask	9
#48	spooky lipstick	81
#324	spooky mushroom	184
#234	spooky mushroom wine	1
#20	spooky scarecrow	64
#162	spooky shrunken head	68
#142	spooky staff	3
#255	spooky stick	44
#87	spork	30
#388	spray paint	2
#248	spring	102
#273	sprocket	100
#63	sprocket assembly	3
#792	squashed frog	5
#145	stalk of asparagus	89
#378	star	111
#17	star buckler	21
#214	star chart	88
#119	star crossbow	12
#215	star hat	8
#29	star pants	13
#288	star shirt	1
#93	star staff	6
#65	star sword	13
#193	star throwing star	1
#60	stinky mushroom	42
#407	stolen accordion	100
#202	stone banjo	2
#26	stone of eXtreme power	880
#259	strawberry	88
#83	strawberry daiquiri	67
#54	strawberry wine	63
#30	string of blue beads	191
#63	string of green beads	112
#9	string of red beads	415
#184	strongness elixir	45
#99	studded leather boxer shorts	4
#65	stuffed doppelshifter	204
#486	stuffed shoulder parrot	45
#67	stuffed spooky mushroom	115
#45	sucky decal	25
#224	sunken chest	77
#558	super-spiky hair gel	100
#80	support cummerbund	113
#105	supportive bra	42
#160	swashbuckling pants	32
#192	sweet ninja sword	9
#385	swirly potion	25
#129	t8r tots	92
#337	taco shell	26
#123	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	71
#77	tambourine	11
#93	tambourine bells	100
#59	targeting chip	10
#24	tasket	100
#57	tassel	35
#56	teddy bear	99
#92	teddy bear sewing kit	5
#344	teeny-tiny ninja stars	2
#776	ten-leaf clover	6
#125	tenderizing hammer	16
#49	tequila sunrise	100
#74	tequila with training wheels	22
#709	thin black candle	100
#12	time helmet	2
#25	time sword	2
#11	time trousers	2
#325	tiny Mountie hat	1
#157	tiny balloon knife	5
#804	tiny house	100
#416	tiny ninja sword	2
#326	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	45
#430	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	22
#564	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	17
#112	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	20
#229	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	12
#218	tiny plastic accordion thief	16
#207	tiny plastic angry goat	69
#195	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	71
#229	tiny plastic barrrnacle	62
#361	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	11
#144	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	91
#284	tiny plastic cocoabo	51
#149	tiny plastic coffee pixie	89
#192	tiny plastic disco bandit	19
#170	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	79
#167	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	83
#142	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	96
#176	tiny plastic grue	72
#1833	tiny plastic hermit	3
#167	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	85
#189	tiny plastic killer bee	75
#164	tiny plastic leprechaun	83
#188	tiny plastic levitating potato	73
#164	tiny plastic mosquito	81
#358	tiny plastic pastamancer	11
#265	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	55
#295	tiny plastic sauceror	13
#441	tiny plastic seal clubber	10
#165	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	86
#194	tiny plastic stab bat	72
#129	tiny plastic star starfish	97
#350	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	26
#264	tiny plastic turtle tamer	15
#164	tiny shaker of salt	12
#101	tires	100
#21	tisket	100
#126	titanium assault umbrella	100
#937	toast	696
#20	tofu casserole	109
#319	tofurkey gravy	27
#334	tofurkey leg	25
#412	tomato	82
#122	tomato daiquiri	13
#76	top	53
#171	tortoise's blessing	17
#77	toy six-seater hovercraft	1
#90	toy soldier	16
#25	toy train	44
#76	tree skirt	4
#46	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	12
#396	turtle totem	100
#206	uncooked chorizo	27
#40	unlocked meat locker	5
#79	unwound clockwork grapefruit	2
#728	urinal cake	1
#1205	valuable trinket	33
#50	vial of patchouli oil	38
#228	viking helmet	70
#44	vinegar	658
#48	vodka and cranberry	51
#60	vodka martini	100
#98	volleyball	2
#192	vorpal blade	46
#460	wad of dough	74
#95	wad of tofu	100
#81	walrus-tusk earring	13
#236	wang	10
#276	warm mushroom	6
#20	whip kit	100
#33	whiskey and cola	105
#32	whiskey and soda	67
#35	whiskey sour	100
#355	white Canadian	8
#903	white balloon	1
#43	white chocolate and tomato pizza	95
#70	white chocolate chip cookies	110
#237	white chocolate chips	55
#373	white lightning	26
#103	white picket fence	33
#612	white pixel	20
#278	white satin pants	13
#356	white snake skin	28
#283	white sword	16
#118	wholeberd	1
#129	windchimes	100
#21	wine spritzer	100
#284	wolf mask	100
#104	wooden axe	10
#52	wooden figurine	32
#80	wooden stakes	42
#42	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	11
#181	wussiness potion	100
#118	yak whip	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#27	ye olde golde frontes	9
#442	yellow paisley oyster egg	6
#8	yellow plastic oyster egg	613
#415	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	5
#17	yellow striped oyster egg	104
#904	yeti fur	40
#55	yo-yo	579
#38	zombie pineal gland	71

Wow, that's 73,696 items total!

what items are this player missing?