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| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #283 | Elfin shortbread | 3 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #901 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 15 |
| #439 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 5 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2776 | Yummy Tummy bean | 3 |
| #160 | abominable snowcone | 131 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #415 | astral mushroom | 21 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #705 | baconstone | 11 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #346 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #276 | black snowcone | 13 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #135 | blue snowcone | 158 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #321 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #607 | dwarf bread | 6 |
| #1555 | eggnog | 6 |
| #1957 | elven cellocello | 4 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #339 | fat stacks of cash | 27 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2189 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #627 | gloomy black mushroom | 5 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #178 | green snowcone | 133 |
| #431 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #3465 | grue egg | 4 |
| #1041 | hamethyst | 7 |
| #51 | helmet turtle | 3,200 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1433 | ice-cold Willer | 3 |
| #923 | ice-cold six-pack | 2 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #418 | mushroom fermenting solution | 18 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #194 | orange snowcone | 126 |
| #412 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #1053 | penguin focaccia bread | 18 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #197 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1050 | porquoise | 6 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #197 | purple snowcone | 129 |
| #264 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #193 | red snowcone | 141 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #32 | turtle totem | 4,800 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1481 | yellow snowcone | 8 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |