| #324 | 8-ball | 88 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #58 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1189 | Valentine | 10 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #749 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1312 | ball | 3 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #498 | black snowcone | 5 |
| #2625 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #47 | blood flower | 345 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2516 | box of sunshine | 42 |
| #787 | buckyball | 5 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2335 | candy cane | 9 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #147 | caret | 1 |
| #419 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #248 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #195 | cursed black pearl onion | 9 |
| #190 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 9 |
| #232 | cursed bottle of rum | 7 |
| #187 | cursed cannonball | 8 |
| #197 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 8 |
| #205 | cursed sea biscuit | 8 |
| #215 | cursed voodoo skull | 6 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #203 | delicious shimmering moth | 2 |
| #1364 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #288 | divine blowout | 34 |
| #300 | divine can of silly string | 34 |
| #253 | divine champagne flute | 34 |
| #202 | divine champagne popper | 34 |
| #217 | divine cracker | 34 |
| #302 | divine noisemaker | 34 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #132 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #646 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 30 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #1417 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #312 | fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #89 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #99 | gnat lasagna | 1 |
| #2357 | golden ring | 19 |
| #1202 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #441 | gyroscope | 6 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #655 | kite | 11 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #729 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #210 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #105 | long pork lasagna | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #742 | nanite-infested candy cane | 16 |
| #1043 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #400 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 11 |
| #712 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #539 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 5 |
| #1290 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #75 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #76 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #67 | parasitic tentacles | 2 |
| #687 | patent leather shoes | 8 |
| #894 | penguin thesaurus | 6 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #18 | pixellated candy heart | 1,408 |
| #236 | plump juicy grub | 2 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #690 | prehistoric spear | 5 |
| #294 | prismatic wad | 5 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #685 | radium-flavored potato chips | 30 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1003 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 7 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1011 | robotronic egg | 27 |
| #2091 | rogue swarmer | 25 |
| #1796 | sawblade fragment | 30 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #909 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #1043 | spade necklace | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #74 | spectral jelly | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #936 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #520 | stick-on-a-string | 8 |
| #231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #43 | terrible poem | 37 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #2040 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #297 | top | 15 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #840 | toy wheel | 10 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1711 | tree-eating kite | 9 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #1504 | unstable DNA | 16 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #632 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 30 |
| #929 | yo | 9 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |