Phixius

RankItemQuantity
#101530669 scroll1
#122433398 scroll1
#933334 scroll1
#3375-Alarm Saucepan1
#26364067 scroll1
#394668 scroll1
#697Amulet of Yendor23
#1322Ancient Saucehelm2
#752Baron von Ratsworth's monocle16
#435Baron von Ratsworth's tophat5
#1171Bonerdagon necklace7
#232Boris's key lime1
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#924Boris's ring1
#1168Boss Bat bling2
#1991Boss Bat britches3
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#80Cerebral Culottes2
#23Children's Meal of the Damned1
#1733Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1154Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1487Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#1873Codpiece of the Goblin King2
#2465Colander of Em-er'il1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#511Crown of the Goblin King49
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#1697Disco 'Fro Pick2
#455Disco Banjo1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#814Dolphin King's crown5
#738Dr. Hobo's scalpel4
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#1469Elder Turtle Shell2
#1026Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#204Jarlsberg's key lime1
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#822Knob mushroom1
#1016Knoll mushroom1
#44March hat1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#182Mylar balloon1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#1201Retenez L'Herbe Paté2
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#212Sneaky Pete's key lime1
#399Sneaky Pete's key lime pie1
#70St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket51
#574Tiki lighter1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#2092Valentine2
#1433amulet of extreme plot significance1
#508ancient unspeakable fruitcake11
#680anniversary balloon1
#1883anniversary gift box2
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#288arrow'd heart balloon2
#80aspirin9
#624astral mushroom10
#352baconstone bracelet1
#185baconstone earring1
#1510badass belt36
#1009bag of airline peanuts20
#203ball32
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#313banana18
#500bat-shaped Crimboween cookie4
#159bell-shaped Crimbo cookie6
#90bindle of joy1
#1655blood flower1
#290blood of the Wereseal1
#1337bottle of goofballs18
#6720box of sunshine2
#1438brick13
#537brine37
#696broken cellular phone1
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#212can of fake snow2
#1729candy cane16
#1187cheap plastic bottle opener4
#188cheap toaster10
#171chrome sword hilt1
#2110chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#657clown hammer40
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#26comfy blanket1
#748cool mushroom1
#170cool mushroom casserole1
#201cool mushroom wine1
#1355defective skull2
#181dill180
#107doll house55
#398dope gangsta bling-bling2
#602drywall axe20
#150duck-on-a-string14
#114eXtreme meat crossbow1
#111eXtreme meat staff1
#138eXtreme meat sword1
#897eXtreme mittens1
#229eXtreme nose ring1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#581easter egg balloon41
#607empty blowgun2
#2195evil teddy bear2
#145exotic orchid1
#769explosion-flavored chewing gum32
#357fake fake vomit90
#504fake hand55
#313fancy but probably evil chocolate16
#388fancy chocolate8
#42felt141
#303fez of etymology1
#886flaming mushroom1
#36flaming mushroom wine12
#168flat mushroom wine1
#287forest tears2
#827frozen mushroom1
#1329fruitcake11
#355fuzzy dice12
#220ghost cucumber179
#601giant discarded plastic fork16
#1727giant pinky ring4
#1109gingerbread bugbear18
#119gingerbread horror39
#58googly eye222
#882green balloon1
🥈green traffic cone1
#1549grue egg16
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#1934hamethyst2
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#263hamethyst ring1
#236handmade hobby horse1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#10ice baby1
#11ice pick1
#62ice sickle1
#64iceberglet1
#275icy mushroom wine1
#134imitation nice watch1
#832jazz soap29
#910joybuzzer25
#205kite38
#1898kneecapping stick1
#146knob mushroom wine1
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#50leaf6
#35length of string315
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#571lovecat tail1
#898magical ice cube with a fly in it25
#39marionette22
#14misshapen animal skeleton16
#1564mushroom fermenting solution1
#65ninja pirate zombie robot1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#311oriole-feather headdress4
#199oyster basket26
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#823pail10
#935pants of the Slug Lord3
#237perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#166pet rock46
#989pet rock "Groucho" disguise14
#810pet rock "Snooty" disguise32
#103petrified time4
#754plastic passion fruit1
#196pointy mushroom wine1
#1331pork elf goodies sack2
#273porquoise bracelet1
#2040pretty flower1
#338prismatic wad3
#342questionable taco1
#613radio button candy1
#49rag doll31
#1365razor-tipped yo-yo4
#229red balloon1
#1197rubber emo roe14
#1295scroll of drastic healing1
#72scroll of pasta summoning201
#210set of jacks1
#422severed rocking horse head1
#1883shiny ring6
#304skewer25
#57slap and tickle with a fly in it8
#259sleeping snowy owl14
#64sock monkey33
#281soggy wofl t-shirt1
#222spectral pickle80
#185spooky bicycle chain11
#254spooky cosmetics bag9
#379spooky eyeliner6
#1478spooky hockey mask1
#398spooky lipstick6
#1572spooky mushroom1
#234spooky mushroom wine1
#550spooky pirate skeleton1
#207spooky scarecrow1
#1154spooky shrunken head1
#943stick of "gum"1
#821stinky mushroom1
#251stinky mushroom wine1
#1394stone of eXtreme power1
#7775stuffed angry cow2
#8953stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#1465stuffed can of asparagus1
#1580stuffed dodecapede1
#1102stuffed doppelshifter9
#8927stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8973stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#954stuffed ghuol whelp1
#3954stuffed shoulder parrot2
#8965stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#3042stuffed spooky mushroom1
#247stuffed stab bat1
#7777stuffed stinky gravy fairy2
#777stuffed zmobie1
#53stuffing142
🥈superhero mask1
#116teddy bear53
#148thought balloon1
#42time helmet1
#25time sword2
#43time trousers1
#334tiny bottle of absinthe47
#8195tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#2453tiny plastic Crimbo elf3
#1224tiny plastic Crimbo wreath3
#261tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram5
#3873tiny plastic Protagonist1
#370tiny plastic Scream Queen4
#1810tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#4544tiny plastic accordion thief1
#303tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll5
#8216tiny plastic angry goat1
#8256tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8131tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8101tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8224tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4499tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8155tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8193tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8098tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#317tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire5
#8064tiny plastic grue1
#1361tiny plastic hermit4
#8132tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8073tiny plastic killer bee1
#8203tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8105tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8118tiny plastic mosquito1
#4348tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8102tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#268tiny plastic skeletal reindeer5
#8163tiny plastic stab bat1
#8142tiny plastic star starfish1
#1655tiny plastic sweet nutcracker5
#4484tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#326tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie5
#2083toothsome rock2
#655top7
#145tortoise's blessing23
#1868toy crazy train2
#900toy deathbot1
#281toy soldier6
#18toy train58
#62toy wheel104
#193tree skirt2
#242tree-shaped Crimbo cookie4
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#132tropical paperweight3
#624turtle totem48
#962vertebra of the Bonerdagon6
#207vinegar172
#675vitachoconutriment capsule7
#903white balloon1
#475whoopie cushion69
#573wind-up chattering teeth56
#235wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#712x-ray specs21
#478yellow snowcone70
#38yellow traffic cone1
#1584yo3
#495yo-yo61
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 3,938 items total!

what items are this player missing?