| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1169 | Boss Bat britches | 10 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #151 | Chroner | 560 |
| #817 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbo Credit | 1,188 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1337 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1722 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #762 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 5 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2462 | badass belt | 20 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #66 | big glob of skin | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #768 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #130 | blue class ring | 31 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1831 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #373 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #243 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #89 | crystalline cheer | 1,107 |
| #1283 | duct tape | 12 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #252 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 206 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #18 | figurine of a charred seal | 72 |
| #257 | figurine of a cold seal | 24 |
| #238 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 5 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #571 | figurine of a stinking seal | 2 |
| #1646 | filthy lucre | 5 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #42 | flyest of shirts | 2 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #381 | fuzzy montera | 4 |
| #493 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #547 | gold wedding ring | 5 |
| #139 | green clay bead | 88 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1202 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #76 | hobo nickel | 3,649 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #386 | magical mystery juice | 15 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #1548 | old sweatpants | 10 |
| #311 | orange glowstick | 7 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #148 | paranormal ricotta | 4 |
| #142 | pink clay bead | 144 |
| #388 | pink glowstick | 6 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #127 | purple clay bead | 38 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #294 | radium-flavored potato chips | 183 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #121 | red class ring | 145 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #500 | rusty chain necklace | 4 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #8 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 2 |
| #43 | shimmering tendrils | 11 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #99 | turtle pheromones | 85 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #1028 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #133 | wad of cotton | 21 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #120 | white class ring | 91 |
| #546 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 46 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |