| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #97 | Bjorn's Hammer | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #60 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 24 |
| #690 | CRIMBCO mug | 15 |
| #677 | CRIMBCO wine | 11 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2269 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1366 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #577 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #71 | asbestos sword hilt | 5 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #61 | bacon bath ball | 13 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #368 | banana-frosted king cake | 8 |
| #479 | battered Crimbo Crate | 22 |
| #390 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 9 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #5245 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #132 | brick | 259 |
| #114 | broken carburetor | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #536 | bunny liver | 7 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #121 | chocolate bath ball | 8 |
| #328 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 11 |
| #416 | commemorative war stein | 35 |
| #391 | computronic processing unit | 9 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1050 | dusty Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #55 | equal sign | 4 |
| #996 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #174 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #127 | festive sausage | 21 |
| #1346 | fire | 2 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #248 | frozen Mob Penguin | 6 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #115 | holiday cheese log | 21 |
| #427 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 8 |
| #73 | incense bath ball | 13 |
| #834 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1565 | length of string | 2 |
| #74 | lowercase a | 1 |
| #193 | lupine sword | 5 |
| #395 | motivational poster | 11 |
| #96 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #88 | percent sign | 6 |
| #219 | personalized birthday cake | 7 |
| #249 | pink glowstick | 9 |
| #618 | prehistoric spear | 6 |
| #284 | purple glowstick | 5 |
| #688 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #387 | recursive spline reticulator | 8 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #212 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #843 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #1169 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #179 | serpentine sword | 4 |
| #545 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 5 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #157 | snake shield | 5 |
| #175 | snarling wolf shield | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #760 | spooky toy wheel | 6 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #851 | stringy sinew | 10 |
| #122 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 155 |
| #571 | sub-molecular interocitor | 4 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #943 | toy hoverpad | 9 |
| #199 | wad of cotton | 15 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #365 | yellow glowstick | 4 |