| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
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| #685 | 30669 scroll | 5 |
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| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
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| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1114 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #962 | 8-ball | 13 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
| #964 | Angry Farmer candy | 39 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #684 | Cold Hots candy | 5 |
| #1001 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #298 | Crimbo Credit | 21 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1655 | Daffy Taffy | 5 |
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| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #183 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #217 | Effermint™ tablets | 3 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #338 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #40 | Half a Purse | 1 |
| #552 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 2 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #95 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 2 |
| #95 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 292 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #44 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #683 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 23 |
| #244 | Milk Studs | 7 |
| #316 | Misty Cloak | 2 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2283 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #507 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #2231 | Rock Pops | 6 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #61 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 2 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #14 | The Sword in the Steak | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #161 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #234 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 1 |
| #34 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #1100 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #58 | bad-ass club | 3 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #275 | bag of W&Ws | 8 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #134 | black eye shadow | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #52 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #266 | box of Dweebs | 9 |
| #2544 | box of sunshine | 41 |
| #2168 | brick | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #43 | butterfly knife | 10 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #572 | candied bolts | 3 |
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| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #178 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1180 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1025 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #102 | crude voodoo doll | 2 |
| #175 | cylindrical mold | 10 |
| #860 | dense meat stack | 8 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #867 | disassembled clover | 23 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1079 | duct tape | 18 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #135 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #104 | eagle's milk | 4 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1437 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #628 | fetid feather | 3 |
| #115 | figurine of a charred seal | 24 |
| #99 | figurine of a cold seal | 57 |
| #89 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 13 |
| #51 | figurine of a sleek seal | 34 |
| #53 | figurine of a slippery seal | 34 |
| #165 | figurine of a stinking seal | 14 |
| #115 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 11 |
| #26 | figurine of an ancient seal | 45 |
| #105 | figurine of an armored seal | 3 |
| #160 | fire of unknown origin | 1 |
| #700 | flaming feather | 3 |
| #138 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #549 | flirtatious feather | 5 |
| #530 | frightful feather | 8 |
| #585 | frozen feather | 6 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #458 | fuzzy busby | 4 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #101 | ghost key | 2 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #212 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #1884 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #110 | glowing fungus | 4 |
| #57 | gnawed-up dog bone | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #97 | half-melted spoon | 1 |
| #116 | half-rotten brain | 8 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #411 | hot wad | 2 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #138 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #379 | imp unity ring | 2 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #12 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 6 |
| #22 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 4 |
| #11 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 5 |
| #19 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 4 |
| #7 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 8 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #41 | lucky cat collar | 3 |
| #1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #357 | lump of diamond | 6 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #139 | magnetic sculpture kit | 7 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #114 | moose antlers | 1 |
| #442 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #40 | novelty tattoo sleeves | 1 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #131 | old bronzer | 1 |
| #130 | old eyebrow pencil | 1 |
| #139 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #177 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #796 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #339 | pat-a-cake pendant | 3 |
| #258 | peppermint tailings | 43 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #114 | pewter claymore | 2 |
| #261 | pie man was not meant to eat | 5 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #76 | powdered sealbone | 2 |
| #41 | psychoanalytic jar | 37 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #103 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #809 | ring of aggravate monster | 3 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #1092 | roll of toilet paper | 37 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #186 | screwing pooch | 1 |
| #340 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 5 |
| #1029 | scroll of drastic healing | 9 |
| #30 | seal-blubber candle | 139 |
| #201 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #251 | shard of double-ice | 4 |
| #1882 | shiny ring | 6 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #134 | smirking shrunken head | 2 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #91 | sommelier's towel | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #98 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #44 | staph of homophones | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #149 | sweet roll Alabama | 2 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #111 | tainted seal's blood | 3 |
| #148 | tangle of rat tails | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #243 | terrible poem | 3 |
| #49 | third-hand lantern | 1 |
| #103 | throwing fork | 2 |
| #96 | throwing knife | 3 |
| #103 | throwing spoon | 2 |
| #93 | time halo | 3 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #113 | time's arrow | 3 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #51 | toy taijijian | 1 |
| #78 | triad summoning scroll | 3 |
| #133 | troll britches | 1 |
| #198 | tropical orchid | 13 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1544 | turtle totem | 3 |
| #516 | twinkly powder | 1 |
| #775 | twinkly wad | 18 |
| #105 | twist of lime | 1 |
| #153 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1629 | useless powder | 5 |
| #2168 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #167 | vampire chowder | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #643 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |