| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
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| #686 | 30669 scroll | 5 |
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| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1115 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #965 | 8-ball | 13 |
| #60 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1 |
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| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
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| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #687 | Cold Hots candy | 5 |
| #1005 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #1485 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #299 | Crimbo Credit | 21 |
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| #1655 | Daffy Taffy | 5 |
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| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1822 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #185 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
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| #1469 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #206 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #894 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
| #42 | Half a Purse | 1 |
| #557 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 2 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #2770 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #97 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 2 |
| #100 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 292 |
| #696 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #45 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| #915 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #684 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 23 |
| #245 | Milk Studs | 7 |
| #319 | Misty Cloak | 2 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2280 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 5 |
| #509 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #2229 | Rock Pops | 6 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #662 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #63 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 2 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #15 | The Sword in the Steak | 1 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #167 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #237 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 1 |
| #33 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #868 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #1102 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #60 | bad-ass club | 3 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #277 | bag of W&Ws | 8 |
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| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #329 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #348 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #476 | big rock | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #134 | black eye shadow | 1 |
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| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #55 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
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| #2548 | box of sunshine | 41 |
| #2173 | brick | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #798 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #852 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #45 | butterfly knife | 10 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #570 | candied bolts | 3 |
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| #241 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
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| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #179 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #211 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1824 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1028 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #103 | crude voodoo doll | 2 |
| #174 | cylindrical mold | 10 |
| #860 | dense meat stack | 8 |
| #517 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #869 | disassembled clover | 23 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1079 | duct tape | 18 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #137 | eagle feather | 1 |
| #105 | eagle's milk | 4 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1439 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #630 | fetid feather | 3 |
| #114 | figurine of a charred seal | 24 |
| #103 | figurine of a cold seal | 57 |
| #90 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 13 |
| #53 | figurine of a sleek seal | 34 |
| #52 | figurine of a slippery seal | 34 |
| #165 | figurine of a stinking seal | 14 |
| #115 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 11 |
| #26 | figurine of an ancient seal | 45 |
| #105 | figurine of an armored seal | 3 |
| #164 | fire of unknown origin | 1 |
| #700 | flaming feather | 3 |
| #139 | fleetwood chain | 1 |
| #551 | flirtatious feather | 5 |
| #532 | frightful feather | 8 |
| #586 | frozen feather | 6 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #459 | fuzzy busby | 4 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #106 | ghost key | 2 |
| #592 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #214 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #1887 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #112 | glowing fungus | 4 |
| #58 | gnawed-up dog bone | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #794 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #3142 | grue egg | 5 |
| #100 | half-melted spoon | 1 |
| #118 | half-rotten brain | 8 |
| #324 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #3459 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #411 | hot wad | 2 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #140 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #383 | imp unity ring | 2 |
| #151 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #13 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 6 |
| #23 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 4 |
| #11 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 5 |
| #20 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 4 |
| #8 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 8 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #44 | lucky cat collar | 3 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #360 | lump of diamond | 6 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #140 | magnetic sculpture kit | 7 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #117 | moose antlers | 1 |
| #444 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #42 | novelty tattoo sleeves | 1 |
| #679 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2519 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #120 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #134 | old bronzer | 1 |
| #132 | old eyebrow pencil | 1 |
| #142 | old rosewater cream | 1 |
| #2231 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #179 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #797 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #340 | pat-a-cake pendant | 3 |
| #261 | peppermint tailings | 43 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #119 | pewter claymore | 2 |
| #264 | pie man was not meant to eat | 5 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #76 | powdered sealbone | 2 |
| #42 | psychoanalytic jar | 37 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #1732 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #104 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #814 | ring of aggravate monster | 3 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #1093 | roll of toilet paper | 37 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #187 | screwing pooch | 1 |
| #342 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 5 |
| #1028 | scroll of drastic healing | 9 |
| #30 | seal-blubber candle | 139 |
| #204 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #251 | shard of double-ice | 4 |
| #1883 | shiny ring | 6 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #133 | smirking shrunken head | 2 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #95 | sommelier's towel | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #99 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #2776 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #44 | staph of homophones | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #82 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #151 | sweet roll Alabama | 2 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #112 | tainted seal's blood | 3 |
| #153 | tangle of rat tails | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #244 | terrible poem | 3 |
| #49 | third-hand lantern | 1 |
| #104 | throwing fork | 2 |
| #97 | throwing knife | 3 |
| #105 | throwing spoon | 2 |
| #93 | time halo | 3 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #115 | time's arrow | 3 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2819 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #51 | toy taijijian | 1 |
| #82 | triad summoning scroll | 3 |
| #135 | troll britches | 1 |
| #198 | tropical orchid | 13 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1549 | turtle totem | 3 |
| #516 | twinkly powder | 1 |
| #776 | twinkly wad | 18 |
| #105 | twist of lime | 1 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1628 | useless powder | 5 |
| #2166 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #168 | vampire chowder | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #648 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #334 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |