Montana Johnson

RankItemQuantity
#14381-ball1
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#14744-ball1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#276Alewife™ Ale1
#1457Amulet of Yendor1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#232Boris's key lime1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#3601Crown of the Goblin King2
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#313Divine1
#1415Dolphin King's crown2
#1107Dr. Hobo's scalpel2
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#236Gordon Bennett1
#44Grimacite Bock1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#1867Imp Ale1
#204Jarlsberg's key lime1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#308Mae West1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#530McMillicancuddy's Special Lager1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#348Mon Tiki1
#287Neuromancer1
#111Oreille Divisée brandy1
#942Ram's Face Lager1
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#88S.T.L.T.1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#212Sneaky Pete's key lime1
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#736Supernova Champagne1
#574Tiki lighter1
#756Typical Tavern swill1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#2405Valentine1
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#706a little sump'm sump'm1
#503accidental cider1
#91albatross necklace1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#2064astronaut pants1
#2042ball1
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#1029balloon monkey1
#222banana daiquiri1
#788beertini1
#802bilge wine1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#589black & tan1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#159blended frozen swill1
#1035bloody beer1
#621bloody mary1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#242boilermaker1
#980borg sock monkey1
#392bottle of Calcutta Emerald1
#378bottle of Definit1
#413bottle of Domesticated Turkey1
#386bottle of Jorge Sinsonte1
#400bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#334bottle of Ooze-O1
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#513bottle of cooking sherry1
#1329bottle of gin1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#679bottle of popskull1
#266bottle of realpagne1
#1584bottle of rum1
#344bottle of sake1
#663bottle of sewage schnapps1
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#141bottlecap turtle1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#7455box of sunshine1
#363boxed champagne1
#1334boxed wine1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1627buckyball1
#466bungle in the jungle1
#117caipifruta1
#534calle de miel1
#554can of Swiller1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#2875candied yams1
#1749canteen of wine1
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#200cool mushroom wine1
#864cool whip1
#1822corpse on the beach1
#218corpsebite1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1811corpsetini1
#570cream stout1
#523cruelty-free wine1
#459cup of primitive beer1
#494cursed bottle of black-label rum1
#513cursed bottle of rum1
#919cyborg doll1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#1025daisy1
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1796delicious salad1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#75dew yoana salacious lei1
#220digital key lime1
#985distilled fortified wine1
#1640doll house1
#1607dollhive1
#395double daisy1
#266dry martini1
#214dry vodka martini1
#516ducha de oro1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#1062dusty bottle of Merlot1
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#4232easter egg balloon2
#2833eggnog1
#1812elven limbos gingerbread1
#1586elven moonshine1
#1396elven socks1
#193elven whittling knife1
#255especially salty dog1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#1008fake plastic grass1
#124fancy ball mask1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#1427festive holiday hat1
#880fine wine1
#1764fire1
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#133flask of Amontillado1
#168flat mushroom wine1
#861flute of flat champagne1
#132fruity girl swill1
#604fuzzbump1
#3220fuzzy dice2
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#1921giant discarded plastic fork2
#1147giant discarded torn-up glove2
#398giant glass of brandy1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#132gibson1
#275gimlet1
#129gin and tonic1
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#2776golden ring1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#1386gray bow tie1
#882green balloon1
#1909green beer1
#1158green candy heart1
#1005green glowstick1
#549grog1
#1225gyroscope1
#1282handful of hand chalk1
#236handmade hobby horse1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#2516herbal stuffing1
#433horizontal tango1
#275ice stein1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#1093ice-cold six-pack1
#275icy mushroom wine1
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#697jar of fermented pickle juice1
#581jar of squeeze1
#203kamicorpse-ee1
#1289killer rag doll1
#2542killing feather1
#2060kite1
#146knob mushroom wine1
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#1515knuckle sandwich1
#3057laser-broiled pear1
#1166lavender candy heart1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#1622lucky rabbit's foot2
#230lumbering jack1
#80lychee chuhai1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#310mandarina colada1
#480margarita1
#1086marionette1
#575marionette collective1
#666martini1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#479melted Jell-o shot1
#119mimosette1
#145miniature antlers1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#502monkey wrench1
#2027monomolecular yo-yo1
#963moxie weed1
#690mugcake1
#1680mylar scout drone1
#3219nanite-infested eggnog1
#3382obsidian dagger1
#529ocean motion1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#278oily mushroom wine1
#257old-fashioned1
#2436oozenog1
#1228orange candy heart1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#1955oversized fish scaler1
#1890oyster basket1
#1171pants of the Slug Lord2
#528papaya sling1
#620papaya slung1
#106parisian cathouse1
#1303patent leather shoes1
#1465penguin thesaurus1
#472perpendicular hula1
#2035pet rock2
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#1153pink candy heart1
#1205pink glowstick1
#382pink plastic baby1
#594pink pony1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#214plum wine1
#196pointy mushroom wine1
#2126polyalloy shield1
#1184pool cue1
#1433portable corkscrew1
#2221possessed top1
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#337prussian cathouse1
#321psycho sweater1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#218purple corpsel1
#727purple glowstick1
#120rabbit punch1
#1303rag doll1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#210red-headed corpse1
#515redrum1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#1965robotronic egg1
#454rockin' wagon1
#2677rogue swarmer1
#494roll in the hay1
#647rum and cola1
#72salacious lychee chuhai1
#77salacious screwdiver1
#190salinated mint julep1
#855salty dog1
#623salty slug1
#336sangria1
#2589sawblade fragment1
#77screwdiver1
#589screwdriver1
#210set of jacks1
#436shiny butcherknife1
#233shot of blackberry schnapps1
#307shot of flower schnapps1
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#260shot of nepenthe schnapps1
#699shot of orange schnapps1
#175shot of peach schnapps1
#168shot of pear schnapps1
#358shot of rotgut1
#747shot of tomato schnapps1
#892silver shrimp fork1
#190six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola1
#943skeleton key1
#546slap and tickle1
#427slip 'n' slide1
#232slug of rum1
#225slug of shochu1
#201slug of vodka1
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#1348sock monkey1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#3791spectre scepter1
#374spiced rum1
#3327spooky eggnog1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#234spooky mushroom wine1
#175star key lime1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#251stinky mushroom wine1
#697strawberry daiquiri1
#465strawberry wine1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#225tangarita1
#2033teddy bear1
#1963teddy borg1
#1189ten-leaf clover1
#96teqiwila1
#260teqiwila slammer1
#438tequila sunrise1
#126tequila sunset1
#349tequila with training wheels1
#450thermos full of Knob coffee1
#536thistle wine1
🥇time sleigh1
#140time sword1
#999tiny bottle of absinthe1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3157toast1
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#641tomato daiquiri1
#2527toothsome rock1
#2068top1
#2400toy crazy train1
#899toy deathbot1
#2209toy jet pack1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#1190toy soldier1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#125tropical swill1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#2813unstable laser battery1
#728urinal cake1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#2588vibrating cyborg knife1
#639vodka and cranberry1
#127vodka and tonic1
#101vodka gibson1
#466vodka martini1
#258vodka stratocaster1
#1538wheel1
#649whiskey and cola1
#411whiskey and soda1
#104whiskey bittersweet1
#630whiskey sour1
#792white Canadian1
#223white Xanadian1
#903white balloon1
#1159white candy heart1
#1104white lightning1
#1933whoopie cushion1
#415wine spritzer1
#698woven baling wire bracelets1
#337yellow brick road1
#1377yellow candy heart1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#2204yo1
#2364yo-yo1
#148zmobie1

Wow, that's 504 items total!

what items are this player missing?