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| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
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| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
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| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
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| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
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| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
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| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
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| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
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| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #75 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
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| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
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| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
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| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
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| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
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| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #129 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
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| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
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| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
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| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
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| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #203 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
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| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #80 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
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| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #119 | mimosette | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #214 | plum wine | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #72 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #77 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
| #190 | salinated mint julep | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #77 | screwdiver | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #260 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #175 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #168 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #358 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #232 | slug of rum | 1 |
| #225 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #201 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #374 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
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| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #126 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #125 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #127 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #101 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
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| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #223 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #337 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |