| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1529 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #826 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 8 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #996 | astronaut pants | 6 |
| #428 | ball | 14 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #157 | doll house | 37 |
| #1167 | dollhive | 3 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1355 | eggnog | 8 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #438 | fancy chocolate | 7 |
| #1590 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #1176 | felt | 7 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #250 | fire | 23 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #1585 | fruitcake | 8 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #321 | googly eye | 42 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #649 | incredibly creepy marionette | 4 |
| #614 | killer rag doll | 4 |
| #809 | killing feather | 48 |
| #503 | kite | 14 |
| #915 | length of string | 11 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #661 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 4 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #368 | orange glowstick | 6 |
| #1291 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #679 | pet rock | 11 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #824 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #503 | prehistoric spear | 8 |
| #228 | purple glowstick | 7 |
| #157 | rag doll | 12 |
| #925 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 8 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1717 | robotronic egg | 5 |
| #649 | rogue swarmer | 66 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #325 | sock monkey | 9 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #337 | stick-on-a-string | 12 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #789 | stuffed doppelshifter | 14 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #289 | teddy bear | 24 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #797 | tires | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #369 | toothsome rock | 29 |
| #900 | top | 5 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #793 | toy jet pack | 9 |
| #1117 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #1080 | toy ray gun | 6 |
| #428 | toy soldier | 4 |
| #760 | toy space helmet | 10 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #724 | toy wheel | 12 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1487 | tree-eating kite | 11 |
| #314 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #878 | unstable laser battery | 49 |
| #1408 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #622 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 8 |
| #294 | wheel | 12 |
| #528 | wooden block | 5 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #371 | yo | 26 |
| #257 | yo-yo | 120 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |