| #570 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #826 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 8 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1122 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #996 | astronaut pants | 6 |
| #429 | ball | 14 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1269 | broken skull | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2743 | candy cane | 6 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #158 | doll house | 37 |
| #1168 | dollhive | 3 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1354 | eggnog | 8 |
| #1900 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #440 | fancy chocolate | 7 |
| #1589 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #1175 | felt | 7 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #254 | fire | 23 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #1584 | fruitcake | 8 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #323 | googly eye | 42 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #649 | incredibly creepy marionette | 4 |
| #615 | killer rag doll | 4 |
| #809 | killing feather | 48 |
| #503 | kite | 14 |
| #916 | length of string | 11 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #660 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 4 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #368 | orange glowstick | 6 |
| #1291 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #678 | pet rock | 11 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #828 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #1199 | possessed top | 4 |
| #504 | prehistoric spear | 8 |
| #228 | purple glowstick | 7 |
| #158 | rag doll | 12 |
| #926 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 8 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1717 | robotronic egg | 5 |
| #650 | rogue swarmer | 66 |
| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #849 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #324 | sock monkey | 9 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #337 | stick-on-a-string | 12 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #789 | stuffed doppelshifter | 14 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #289 | teddy bear | 24 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #794 | tires | 2 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #368 | toothsome rock | 29 |
| #901 | top | 5 |
| #1558 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #794 | toy jet pack | 9 |
| #1116 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #1081 | toy ray gun | 6 |
| #428 | toy soldier | 4 |
| #761 | toy space helmet | 10 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #724 | toy wheel | 12 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1488 | tree-eating kite | 11 |
| #315 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #878 | unstable laser battery | 49 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #621 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 8 |
| #294 | wheel | 12 |
| #529 | wooden block | 5 |
| #327 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #371 | yo | 26 |
| #257 | yo-yo | 120 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |