| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #717 | M-242 | 9 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #438 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 5 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #377 | broken cellular phone | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #381 | fire | 15 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #445 | ga-ga radio | 3 |
| #1653 | gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2374 | killing feather | 4 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #915 | length of string | 11 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #311 | orange glowstick | 7 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #281 | pink glowstick | 8 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #379 | rag doll | 6 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1621 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #2487 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2397 | sawblade fragment | 8 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #4887 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5282 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #817 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 9 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1436 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 4 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #915 | tiny plastic beanbat | 8 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 7 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #722 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 10 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2571 | unstable laser battery | 9 |
| #1376 | useless powder | 12 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1105 | yo-yo | 15 |