| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #72 | Ancient Saucehelm | 18 |
| #174 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| #73 | Colander of Em-er'il | 16 |
| #535 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #160 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 12 |
| #153 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 13 |
| #66 | Elder Turtle Shell | 17 |
| #36 | Frigid Northern Beans | 7 |
| #81 | Green Clover of Justice | 19 |
| #22 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 3 |
| #33 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 8 |
| #1001 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1759 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #26 | Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 3 |
| #988 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #352 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 6 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #129 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 8 |
| #43 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 5 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #260 | Rock and Roll Legend | 6 |
| #128 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 14 |
| #31 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 2 |
| #397 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 10 |
| #563 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1166 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1044 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1440 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1305 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #667 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1745 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1271 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #51 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 4 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #269 | Wand of Nagamar | 21 |
| #48 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 4 |
| #139 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 18 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1575 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #213 | antique machete | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #1081 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #13 | barrrnacle | 2,064 |
| #76 | big rock | 57 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #152 | black snowcone | 26 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #57 | blue snowcone | 363 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #3701 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #28 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 13 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #116 | cool mushroom wine | 2 |
| #114 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #325 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #560 | fine wine | 5 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #348 | fricasseed brains | 2 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #544 | giant discarded bottlecap | 9 |
| #179 | giant discarded plastic fork | 48 |
| #586 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 7 |
| #726 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #201 | green glowstick | 8 |
| #68 | green snowcone | 321 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #154 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1752 | length of string | 1 |
| #97 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #983 | orange candy heart | 3 |
| #72 | orange snowcone | 360 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #281 | pink glowstick | 8 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #244 | potted cactus | 15 |
| #707 | pretty flower | 75 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #81 | purple snowcone | 357 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #117 | red shirt | 1 |
| #62 | red snowcone | 378 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1054 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #2497 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #305 | spooky hockey mask | 5 |
| #154 | spooky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1800 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #933 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1707 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #35 | star boomerang | 8 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #290 | stolen accordion | 179 |
| #466 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #555 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #248 | sucky decal | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #957 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #633 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #950 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #64 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 203 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #200 | tomato daiquiri | 8 |
| #349 | towel | 30 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1018 | useless powder | 42 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1778 | yellow snowcone | 3 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | yellow traffic cone | 2 |