| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #70 | Ancient Saucehelm | 18 |
| #172 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| #70 | Colander of Em-er'il | 16 |
| #530 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #159 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 12 |
| #153 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 13 |
| #65 | Elder Turtle Shell | 17 |
| #35 | Frigid Northern Beans | 7 |
| #81 | Green Clover of Justice | 19 |
| #22 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 3 |
| #31 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 8 |
| #997 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #26 | Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 3 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #347 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 6 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #127 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 8 |
| #42 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 5 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #261 | Rock and Roll Legend | 6 |
| #126 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #134 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 14 |
| #31 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 2 |
| #394 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 10 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #50 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 4 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #269 | Wand of Nagamar | 21 |
| #46 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 4 |
| #138 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 18 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #13 | barrrnacle | 2,064 |
| #65 | big rock | 57 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #152 | black snowcone | 26 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #57 | blue snowcone | 363 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #3695 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #28 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 13 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #113 | cool mushroom wine | 2 |
| #113 | deep six-shooter | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #558 | fine wine | 5 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #348 | fricasseed brains | 2 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #541 | giant discarded bottlecap | 9 |
| #179 | giant discarded plastic fork | 48 |
| #587 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 7 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #202 | green glowstick | 8 |
| #68 | green snowcone | 321 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #151 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #983 | orange candy heart | 3 |
| #72 | orange snowcone | 360 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #281 | pink glowstick | 8 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #245 | potted cactus | 15 |
| #700 | pretty flower | 75 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #81 | purple snowcone | 357 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #115 | red shirt | 1 |
| #62 | red snowcone | 378 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #303 | spooky hockey mask | 5 |
| #154 | spooky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #35 | star boomerang | 8 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #289 | stolen accordion | 179 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #248 | sucky decal | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #63 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 203 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #199 | tomato daiquiri | 8 |
| #349 | towel | 30 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1019 | useless powder | 42 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1783 | yellow snowcone | 3 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | yellow traffic cone | 2 |