Museum :: Dick Rogers

Dick Rogers

Rank	Item	Quantity
#75	Überraschthexengebräu	4
#198	"caramel" orange	3
#264	4-dimensional guitar	5
#73	A muse-bouche	4
#95	ASCII fu manchu	2
#97	Accordion of Jordion	1
#90	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	4
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#939	Angry Farmer candy	42
#155	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	9
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#72	BOOterfinger	4
#74	BRICKO stud	6
#58	BUBBLE GUM	5
#90	Bangyomaman battle juice	4
#3369	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	2
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#29	Big Punk	14
#408	Bit O' Ectoplasm	5
#226	BitterSweetTarts	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#46	Bugbearclaw Donut	5
#2425	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#82	Candicaine	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#87	Choco-Mint patty	1
#43	Chubby and Plump bar	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#319	Cold Hots candy	21
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#70	Cracklin' Oat Bran	9
#326	Crimbo candied pecan	37
#400	Crimbo fudge	28
#342	Crimbo peppermint bark	35
#436	Crimbo pie	4
#3599	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#1268	Daffy Taffy	14
#68	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	4
#70	Dweebisol™ inhaler	3
#284	Elfin shortbread	3
#104	Elvish delight	3
#60	Enchanted Flyswatter	8
#55	Enchanted Plunger	7
#104	Everlasting Deckswabber	6
#94	Fitspiration™ poster	14
#12	Flag by the Foot™	4
#56	Fu Manchu Wax	9
#441	Gaia beads	3
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#108	Gearhead Goo	4
#62	Glo-Pop	2
#64	Gnollish Crossdress	8
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#370	Gnollish slotted spoon	4
#40	Good 'n' Quiet	6
#340	Gummi-DNA	1
#329	Gummi-Gnauga	8
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#1145	Heimandatz's heart	1
#33	Hersey™ SMOOCH	6
#43	Hot 'n' Scarys	7
#64	Iceberglar scarf	10
#151	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	12
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#60	Illuminati earpiece	6
#1289	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#879	Jocko Homo's head	2
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#128	Knob Goblin Mutagen	8
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#678	Knob Goblin tongs	7
#147	Knob jelly donut	1
#63	Kudzu slaw	4
#60	Leonard's glasses	10
#73	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	9
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#953	M-242	3
#216	MSG	1
#23	Mallomarbles	4
#60	Mansquito's blood	8
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#192	Mer-kin cookiestove	1
#114	Milk Studs	92
#84	Missing Eye Simulation Device	5
#78	Moonds	3
#249	Mr. Haggis	1
#1708	Mr. Mediocrebar	15
#155	Mt. Noob Pale Ale	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#72	Osk'r Chow	6
#188	PEEZ dispenser	37
#11	Para-Pop	11
#28	Pneumo bar	4
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#706	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	2
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#45	Prunets	5
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#82	Red Army camouflage kit	9
#74	Redeye™ Eyedrops	6
#1724	Rock Pops	15
#53	Rogue Windmill Rouge	6
#204	Roo trading card	1
#1076	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#127	Saturday Night Special	1
#77	Scuba Snack	4
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#176	Shivering Chèvre	6
#111	Skullery Maid's Knee	9
#95	Smart Bone Dust	3
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#37	Spechunky bar	4
#44	Steal This Candy	103
#83	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	1
#81	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	1
#38	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	4
#74	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	1
#79	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	1
#80	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	1
#77	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	1
#82	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	1
#80	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	1
#41	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	4
#69	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	1
#67	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	2
#64	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	3
#82	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	1
#65	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	1
#128	Stone Golem pebbles	4
#438	Sugar Cog	4
#170	Swizzler	51
#42	Take Eleven Bar	6
#43	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	7
#899	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	30
#169	Tears of the Quiet Healer	8
#95	Telltale™ rubber heart	1
#57	The Author's inkwell	8
#47	The Lot's engagement ring	2
#506	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#318	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#723	Trollhouse cookies	19
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#1912	Valentine	3
#162	Wax Flask	1
#33	Whenchamacallit bar	6
#109	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	10
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#49	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	1
#1120	Yakisoba's hat	1
#2066	Yummy Tummy bean	32
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#196	a butt tuba	5
#131	accord ion	1
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#76	alien autoautopsy kit	7
#50	alien hologram projector	7
#276	alphabet gum	6
#1252	amulet of extreme plot significance	2
#119	ancient ice cream scoop	6
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#117	antique accordion	1
#87	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	20
#58	assassin's cheese knife	11
#52	autumn-spice donut	1
#2045	baconstone	2
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#173	bag of W&Ws	51
#58	bag of random words	6
#64	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	4
#69	baloney rotgut	4
#83	barrel cracker	1
#27	bastard baster	1
#66	batarang	10
#121	bazookafish bubble gum	34
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#271	big bass drum	3
#40	big stirring stick	2
#231	black Crimbo ball	1
#202	black cherry soda	1
#403	black forest cake	5
#87	black friar's tonsure	16
#196	black gold	1
#210	black kettle drum	4
#109	black magic powder	7
#139	blob of acid	6
#82	blue oyster badge	23
#122	blue shell	1
#117	bone bandoneon	1
#266	bone flute	4
#60	booby trap	6
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#72	bottle of Red-Out	8
#152	bottle opener belt buckle	30
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#177	bowl of Jeal-O	2
#190	bowl of oriole's nest soup	1
#141	box of Dweebs	75
#5008	box of sunshine	7
#230	box turtle	1
#202	bread man	3
#160	bread pie	1
#164	brigand brittle	25
#209	brilliant oyster egg	1
#1108	broken skull	2
#57	bronze polish	8
#63	browser cookie	2
#74	bubblin' chemistry solution	5
#78	bucket of fish juice	7
#79	bull blubber	7
#82	button rouge	10
#238	cabooze	3
#59	can of drain cleaner	4
#39	candied almond	1
#49	candy UFOs	1
#858	candy brain	1
#4785	candy cane	1
#27	candy chalk	3
#215	candy cigarette	5
#104	candy knife	1
#3108	candy stake	2
#73	captured boozles	3
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#36	carrot cake precipice bar	1
#60	carton of gaspers	7
#63	censored can label	6
#97	charming flute	8
#80	cheap clip-on ninja tie	5
#44	chicle de salchicha	3
#53	child-sized dracula cloak	5
#178	children of the candy corn	1
#328	chintzy noodle ring	2
#209	chintzy seal pendant	5
#346	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#44	chocolate "Phoenix"	1
#250	chocolate disco ball	1
#551	chocolate filthy lucre	3
#220	chocolate saucepan	1
#212	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#152	chocolate stolen accordion	3
#209	chocolate turtle totem	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#20	chocolate-covered loofah	3
#69	chocomotive	8
#537	chopsticks	4
#108	cigar box turtle	5
#133	clove-flavored lip balm	4
#1632	club necklace	4
#91	coal contact lenses	4
#46	cocoa chondrule	1
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#923	cocoa eggshell fragment	10
#351	coffin lid	3
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#52	compounded experience	8
#65	compressed air canister	7
#98	conjured ice cream	4
#20	consolation ribbon	1
#215	corn holder	6
#86	costume rental shop	5
#106	crêepy mask	2
#950	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#433	cream pie	1
#390	creamsicle	4
#74	creepy doll head	2
#139	creepy ginger ale	3
#66	creepy nursery rhyme	5
#73	creepy voice box	2
#43	crident	12
#51	crude crudités	6
#102	crude voodoo doll	2
#27	crystalline reamer	1
#87	cube of ectoplasm	4
#26	cursed chocolate doubloon	7
#111	custard pie	2
#1025	daisy	1
#62	damp bar rag	8
#68	dancing fan	14
#29	dark hamethyst ring	1
#802	dead guy's watch	4
#174	delectable catalyst	1
#82	deluxe layer cake	1
#923	demon skin	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#88	demonic surgical gloves	3
#239	dented harmonica	7
#60	devil-summoning hat	2
#1363	diamond necklace	5
#682	diamond-studded cane	4
#285	didgeridooka	12
#335	dire fudgesicle	3
#34	disco biscuit	1
#345	dishrag	1
#95	disposable lighter	3
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#33	drinks tray	17
#501	drum machine	5
#136	ectoplasm au jus	1
#143	eggbeater	4
#82	eldritch dough	10
#110	electric copperhead potion	6
#84	embezzler's oil	7
#139	enchanted muesli	10
#367	enormous hoop earring	2
#969	evil golden arch	1
#354	evil golden arches	1
#21	exploding gum	1
#39	eyebrow lifter	8
#761	fake blood	1
#1783	fancy dress ball	3
#572	fancy seashell necklace	1
#72	filthy armor	6
#81	filthy monkey head	2
#388	filthy pestle	4
#195	finger cymbals	3
#112	fireclutch	13
#61	flashy pirate dreadlocks	6
#71	flask of rainwater	27
#106	flayed mind	12
#171	flour cookie	5
#275	flower petal pie	1
#497	foam noodle	1
#269	foon	1
#66	foon of fleshiness	1
#66	foon of frigidity	1
#52	forest spirit rattle	10
#462	fortune cookie	1
#60	freightcake	9
#137	freshwater pearl necklace	5
#68	frog lip-print	11
#115	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	5
#99	frozen turtle shell	1
#2871	fruitcake	2
#175	fruitfilm	2
#145	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	3
#80	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	5
#86	funky eyepatch	4
#71	funny bone	9
#77	gamer slurry	9
#110	garbage juice slurpee	6
#107	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	6
#56	gazely stare	5
#129	ghost key	1
#358	ghost of a necklace	6
#96	giant artisanal rice peeler	7
#116	giant breath mint	4
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#103	giant neckbeard	11
#59	giant pearl	3
#1727	giant pinky ring	4
#159	giant tube of black lipstick	21
#100	gilt perfume bottle	6
#3939	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#97	giraffe-necked turtle	9
#114	glass of gnat milk	13
#108	glass of warm milk	13
#81	gleaming oyster egg	7
#224	glistening oyster egg	1
#87	glow-in-the-dark necklace	1
#145	gnatwing earring	1
#177	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#276	gold lamé pants	2
#37	gold skull ring	1
#190	gold star	1
#199	gold toothbrush	3
#793	gold wedding ring	1
#99	golden gum	1
#42	good ash	11
#59	government-issue identification badge	6
#18	government-issued candy	8
#76	grass whistle	1
#64	grease trap	8
#882	green balloon	1
#513	green candy heart	21
#430	green-frosted astral cupcake	2
#86	grey cube	3
#62	grimy lab coat	9
#239	guard turtle collar	2
#254	guard turtle shell	7
#197	gummi canary	1
#61	gummi turtle	37
#765	guy made of bee pollen	2
#147	half of a gold tooth	10
#55	half-melted spoon	5
#156	half-sized guitar	6
#74	hand of cards	5
#3460	handful of confetti	5
#97	handful of fire	3
#102	handful of stubble	3
#53	handyman "hand soap"	11
#65	haunted flame	5
#65	haunted paddle-ball	2
#41	hawkface potion	7
#3384	heart necklace	1
#1210	heart of the volcano	3
#1455	heart-shaped balloon	1
#322	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	2
#114	hedgeturtle	15
#937	helmet turtle	21
#162	hippy bongo	7
#141	holistic headache remedy	16
#300	hors d'oeuvre tray	3
#45	hot button candy	1
#264	hot plate	3
#90	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#204	huge bowl of candy	3
#356	huge spoon	4
#77	hustler shades	14
#73	icy hairspray	6
#340	imp unity ring	3
#181	infernal fife	9
#577	inflatable duck	1
#69	infrablack lipstick	3
#64	ingot turtle	1
#61	invisibility cream	6
#50	iron torso box	10
#41	ironic mint	5
#83	irradiated turtle	12
#513	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	11
#227	jack flapper	2
#59	jam band	1
#133	janglin' bones	14
#45	janitor's mop	8
#66	jazzy cigarette holder	12
#213	jungle drum	2
#499	kickback cookbook	1
#205	knob bugle	5
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#67	knobby kneepads	1
#148	kobold kibble	6
#59	labrador cookie	1
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#560	lavender candy heart	19
#62	leather glove	12
#25	leftover chocolate bar	6
#27	licorice snake	4
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#904	lihc face	1
#459	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	14
#68	little red .epub file	3
#64	long-forgotten necklace	1
#96	lucky cat's paw	4
#60	lump of goofball ore	7
#160	lustrous oyster egg	2
#90	lynyrd skinner toothblack	17
#170	magnificent oyster egg	2
#52	mangled finger	9
#821	marshmallow	3
#29	marshroom	1
#773	marzipan skull	8
#95	meaty helmet turtle	1
#85	mocking turtle	10
#120	moose chocolate	1
#65	mouse skull	13
#690	mugcake	1
#79	muscle oil	7
#59	musk turtle	12
#24	mutated candy lump	4
#313	mysterious silver lapel pin	4
#27	mystery lollipop	5
#2525	nanite-infested candy cane	3
#34	nasty gum	6
#211	neutron lollipop	1
#91	ninja eyeblack	6
#72	ninja fear powder	10
#108	non-Euclidean non-accordion	1
#52	novelty fruit hat	14
#29	obsidian nutcracker	1
#354	ocarina of space	3
#69	oil pan	1
#91	oil shell	1
#75	oil-filled donut	3
#197	old school calculator watch	1
#287	oldcake	1
#76	one glove	8
#22	one piece of bubble gum	5
#848	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
#561	orange candy heart	28
#318	orange-frosted astral cupcake	3
#133	out-of-tune biwa	2
#204	overcookie	1
#618	oversized pizza cutter	4
#114	oversized skullcap	1
#137	oyster egg balloon	1
#126	page of the Necrohobocon	8
#116	painted turtle	2
#806	party hat	1
#1159	pasta spoon	5
#469	pat-a-cake pendant	2
#247	peace-sign necklace	1
#54	peach lozenge	3
#174	peach pie	2
#44	pear lozenge	6
#190	pear tart	1
#197	pearlescent oyster egg	2
#92	peppermint twist	1
#115	perpendicular guano	5
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#302	phat turquoise bracelet	1
#623	pickle-flavored chewing gum	9
#73	pickpocket protector	7
#388	pie man was not meant to eat	1
#128	piece of after eight	4
#1207	piece of wedding cake	1
#62	piggy tattoo	5
#663	pile of candy	7
#527	pink candy heart	25
#387	pink-frosted astral cupcake	2
#111	pirate cream pie	14
#1726	pixellated candy heart	2
#87	plague pie	6
#81	plain candy cane	5
#87	plastic Jefferson wings	15
#245	plastic guitar	7
#98	plum lozenge	2
#86	plunge-leg	5
#171	pocket theremin	4
#40	porcelain candy dish	1
#67	porkpocket	8
#2213	porquoise	1
#812	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#304	powdered donut	1
#623	pretty bouquet	1
#75	programmable turtle	10
#105	pulled orange taffy	1
#96	punk patch	22
#365	purple-frosted astral cupcake	3
#109	pygmy adder oil	22
#125	pygmy dart	6
#130	pygmy papers	12
#117	pygmy witchhazel	5
#55	question juice	7
#56	radioactive spider venom	6
#41	rainbow jellybean	2
#344	rave whistle	5
#56	ravenous eye	6
#2248	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#140	really really sticky spider web	2
#400	red class ring	23
#79	red velvet cake	14
#63	red-hot jawbreaker	4
#55	red-hot sausage fork	1
#403	ribbon candy	1
#112	ring of Detect Boring Doors	4
#1130	ring of aggravate monster	1
#376	ring of conflict	1
#279	ring of half-assed regeneration	11
#64	ring of telling skeletons what to do	1
#1456	roasted marshmallow	2
#142	rolling pin	1
#2723	rubber WWBD? bracelet	2
#2794	rubber WWJD? bracelet	2
#2767	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	2
#1730	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	4
#28	rubber spatula	1
#76	rum barrel charrrm bracelet	1
#297	s'more	21
#71	salt water taffy	12
#94	samurai turtle	1
#1465	saucepan	3
#105	scintillating oyster egg	8
#90	scrunchie tourniquet	30
#140	secret mummy herbs and spices	16
#120	sewer turtle	2
#75	shamanic ham	6
#119	sheet cake	1
#201	shiny hood ornament	5
#2137	shiny ring	4
#100	shocked shell	1
#53	shopkeeper beard	4
#98	short deposition	19
#620	silver shrimp fork	2
#98	sinister-looking cat	6
#165	skelelton spine	13
#133	skeletal banana	7
#68	skeleton beans	6
#620	skeleton key	5
#198	skeleton key ring	4
#201	skeletortoise	1
#327	skull of the Bonerdagon	2
#420	sleeping wereturtle	1
#38	sludgesicle	6
#73	smellbook	9
#99	smirking shrunken head	6
#109	smut orc sunglasses	10
#111	snailmail bits	3
#837	snake	4
#1831	solid gold bowling ball	4
#747	solid gold pegleg	1
#120	soup turtle	1
#478	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
#77	space marine flash grenade	8
#1623	spade necklace	4
#80	spare neck bolts	4
#972	sparkler	2
#64	special sauce glove	2
#145	sphygmomanometer	1
#127	spicy jerky stick	1
#1160	spider web	1
#60	spiky turtle helmet	1
#63	spiky turtle shield	1
#59	spiky turtle shoulderpads	1
#227	spirit gum	5
#78	spooky alphabet block	7
#1398	spooky bicycle chain	1
#971	spooky cosmetics bag	2
#97	spooky gravy fairy warlock hat	6
#53	spooky music box mechanism	3
#757	spooky shrunken head	5
#108	spooky sound effects record	2
#941	spooky stick	3
#500	spork	2
#57	spray chrome	8
#88	sprinkles	120
#22	stained hard candy	6
#133	star spatula	1
#90	steampunk potion	35
#105	sterno-flavored Hob-O	5
#943	stick of "gum"	1
#64	stick-on gnome beard	10
#966	stolen accordion	16
#114	stolen necklace	2
#1112	stone of eXtreme power	3
#61	straw pole	6
#95	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	7
#2987	stuffed Cheshire bitten	15
#4246	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	9
#3557	stuffed angry cow	12
#4577	stuffed astral badger	8
#3097	stuffed baby gravy fairy	15
#1466	stuffed can of asparagus	1
#3123	stuffed cocoabo	14
#1578	stuffed dodecapede	1
#4625	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	8
#3407	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	13
#953	stuffed ghuol whelp	1
#2146	stuffed gray blob	3
#3074	stuffed hand turkey	15
#3566	stuffed mind flayer	12
#942	stuffed ninja snowman	3
#192	stuffed red and green pepper (stale)	2
#2708	stuffed scary death orb	18
#3953	stuffed shoulder parrot	2
#3212	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	14
#4148	stuffed snowy owl	9
#3404	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	13
#2912	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	16
#3059	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	15
#27	sugar fairy	1
#282	sugar shard	1
#46	sugar sphere	5
#595	sugar-coated pine cone	1
#56	swamp lolly	7
#59	sweet party mix	4
#107	sweet roll Alabama	9
#578	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	10
#351	tambourine	1
#72	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	1
#108	temporary tribal tattoo	4
#76	temporary yak tattoo	2
#1057	ten-leaf clover	2
#94	that gum you like	20
#50	the kindest cold cut	7
#121	throwing spoon	1
#105	time residue	1
#107	tiny canopic jar	8
#731	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	2
#938	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#463	tiny maracas	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#42	tiny plastic Boris	1
#514	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	2
#81	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#814	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#789	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
#468	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	2
#1339	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#3926	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#1375	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#36	tiny plastic dining car	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#37	tiny plastic food lab	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#323	tiny plastic golden gundam	1
#8057	tiny plastic grue	1
#8067	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#39	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#45	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#8135	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#1124	tiny shaker of salt	1
#46	tomato soup poster	10
#394	toothbrush	1
#111	torquoise	1
#37	torquoise ring	1
#126	tortoboggan	1
#33	tortoboggan shield	1
#73	totally sweet mohawk helmet	4
#96	toy accordion	1
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#67	tube of pendulum lube	3
#60	tube of villain white	5
#392	tulip	1
#59	turtle mud	7
#1626	turtle totem	2
#196	turtle wax	1
#57	turtle wax helmet	1
#87	turtle wax shield	1
#106	turtle-shaped rock	3
#112	turtlemail bits	29
#46	turtlemail breeches	2
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#60	turtlemail hauberk	2
#110	una poca de gracia	7
#83	unholy water	8
#185	universal biscuit	2
#107	unrolling pin	1
#146	vampire chowder	2
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#18	vampire pearl ring	2
#86	vial of swamp vapors	5
#31	violent pastilles	7
#141	volleyball	1
#131	voodoo glowskull	8
#56	votive candle	7
#279	walrus-tusk earring	4
#406	war tongs	2
#64	warehouse clerk's glasses	4
#50	warehouse walkie-talkie	9
#474	water wings	1
#84	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
#171	white Crimbo ball	3
#903	white balloon	1
#524	white candy heart	28
#743	white chocolate chips	4
#387	white class ring	17
#49	white elephant gift	1
#60	wind-up vampire teeth	7
#22	wooden spoon	1
#280	world's smallest violin	1
#51	worst candy	5
#58	wrestling mask	3
#47	x-ray mirror	6
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#669	yellow candy heart	21
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#421	yohohoyo	3
#149	yule hatchet	1
#112	zombie hollandaise	9

Wow, that's 4,389 items total!

what items are this player missing?