| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1166 | Feynman gate | 5 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #293 | banana-frosted king cake | 10 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #300 | battered Crimbo Crate | 40 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #691 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #302 | blue glowstick | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #79 | brown plastic baby | 10 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1412 | canteen of wine | 5 |
| #1215 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #1278 | carbon nanotube frame | 5 |
| #743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
| #443 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 15 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #249 | dusty Crimbo crate | 40 |
| #1268 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
| #1099 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #763 | elven socks | 5 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #737 | festive holiday hat | 5 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #96 | flashing novelty button | 7 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #899 | gray bow tie | 5 |
| #341 | green glowstick | 5 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #506 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 5 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1262 | ion grid | 5 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1241 | knuckle sandwich | 5 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #870 | patent leather shoes | 5 |
| #963 | penguin thesaurus | 5 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #208 | pink glowstick | 10 |
| #99 | pink plastic baby | 5 |
| #163 | portable corkscrew | 34 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #733 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #284 | purple glowstick | 5 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #940 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #643 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 20 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #950 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #1146 | unstable DNA | 30 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #306 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #286 | yellow glowstick | 5 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |