| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #44 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #62 | astronaut ice-cream | 8 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #88 | beer goggles | 8 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #39 | blue glowstick | 25 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #30 | broken skull | 1,890 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #155 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #9 | deflated inflatable dodecapede | 1 |
| #697 | diamond necklace | 10 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #137 | flashing novelty button | 6 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #661 | green beer | 17 |
| #124 | green glowstick | 11 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #828 | heart necklace | 9 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #88 | orange glowstick | 16 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #59 | pink glowstick | 22 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #26 | purple glowstick | 29 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1121 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1661 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 30 |
| #2053 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #778 | stuffed alien blob | 9 |
| #1526 | stuffed angry cow | 33 |
| #1327 | stuffed astral badger | 39 |
| #780 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 63 |
| #576 | stuffed can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1285 | stuffed cocoabo | 38 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #1307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1290 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 40 |
| #575 | stuffed gray blob | 57 |
| #1142 | stuffed hand turkey | 44 |
| #1179 | stuffed mind flayer | 44 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1374 | stuffed scary death orb | 38 |
| #1324 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 39 |
| #2052 | stuffed snowy owl | 24 |
| #1947 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2063 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1046 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 48 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 9 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 9 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #763 | tiny plastic The Man | 6 |
| #735 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 10 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #928 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 8 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #594 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 12 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 7 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #719 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 10 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #752 | tiny plastic goth giant | 10 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #811 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 9 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #962 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 8 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #910 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 7 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #5 | wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #39 | yellow glowstick | 23 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |