| #80 | 1,970 carat gold | 9 |
| #571 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #96 | Belt of Howling Anger | 5 |
| #54 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 8 |
| #63 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 7 |
| #673 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #154 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 19 |
| #46 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #72 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 7 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #426 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #82 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 6 |
| #630 | Iron Beta of Industry | 10 |
| #482 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #177 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 37 |
| #716 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #65 | Stooper | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #48 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #1003 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #294 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #76 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 7 |
| #1577 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #139 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 7 |
| #502 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 4 |
| #988 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #245 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 3 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 7 |
| #141 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 6 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #30 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 3 |
| #123 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 3 |
| #109 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 3 |
| #1435 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #622 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #76 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 4 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #71 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 13 |
| #121 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 12 |
| #1038 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #666 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #93 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #166 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 32 |
| #812 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #57 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 12 |
| #1600 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #932 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #511 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #660 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #52 | alabaster bishop | 1 |
| #17 | alabaster knight | 3 |
| #4 | alabaster pawn | 46 |
| #24 | alabaster rook | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #116 | antique nutcracker figurine | 2 |
| #22 | baby bark scorpion | 2 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #53 | boxed gumball machine | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #36 | can of mixed everything | 5 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #44 | clerical automa-core | 1 |
| #60 | commemorative war stein | 1,449 |
| #51 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 10 |
| #48 | crystal Crimbo platter | 10 |
| #87 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 2 |
| #59 | dense meat stack | 117,395 |
| #67 | distention pill | 5 |
| #104 | dollar-sign bag | 53 |
| #318 | donated booze | 21 |
| #368 | donated candy | 13 |
| #242 | donated food | 35 |
| #65 | ert grey goo ring | 14 |
| #187 | fat stacks of cash | 91 |
| #84 | festive egg sac | 2 |
| #106 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #163 | gold wedding ring | 59 |
| #150 | gooified animal matter | 14 |
| #152 | gooified mineral matter | 11 |
| #294 | gooified vegetable matter | 2 |
| #44 | government booze shipment | 2 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #45 | government food shipment | 2 |
| #736 | handful of confetti | 57 |
| #984 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #86 | huge gold coin | 120 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #128 | lost elf luggage | 6 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #115 | massive gemstone | 35 |
| #49 | meat stack | 11,211 |
| #180 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #28 | onyx king | 1 |
| #18 | onyx knight | 4 |
| #12 | onyx pawn | 9 |
| #26 | onyx queen | 1 |
| #114 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #53 | pile of gold coins | 154 |
| #98 | pixel coin | 1 |
| #61 | portable steam unit | 2 |
| #1077 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| #182 | red money bag | 4 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #101 | solid gold bowling ball | 169 |
| #25 | space blanket | 49 |
| #86 | synthetic dog hair pill | 4 |
| #90 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #48 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 3 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #474 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1663 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 12 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #1635 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #1657 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 11 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #609 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 8 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #2042 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #1834 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #273 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 2 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic grue | 13 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1399 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 13 |
| #1276 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #2231 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #1643 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2877 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #1821 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #720 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 7 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #59 | void stone | 32 |
| #126 | white tulip | 1 |