| #80 | 1,970 carat gold | 9 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #96 | Belt of Howling Anger | 5 |
| #54 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 8 |
| #63 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 7 |
| #670 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #150 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 19 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #72 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 7 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #82 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 6 |
| #628 | Iron Beta of Industry | 10 |
| #479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #174 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 37 |
| #710 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #64 | Stooper | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 7 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #136 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 7 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 4 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #405 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #239 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 3 |
| #661 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 7 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 6 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #28 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 3 |
| #118 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 3 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 3 |
| #1418 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 4 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 13 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 12 |
| #1022 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #161 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 32 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 12 |
| #1585 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #917 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #53 | alabaster bishop | 1 |
| #23 | alabaster knight | 2 |
| #5 | alabaster pawn | 45 |
| #25 | alabaster rook | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #117 | antique nutcracker figurine | 2 |
| #22 | baby bark scorpion | 2 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #52 | boxed gumball machine | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #36 | can of mixed everything | 5 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #38 | clerical automa-core | 1 |
| #62 | commemorative war stein | 1,374 |
| #49 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 10 |
| #47 | crystal Crimbo platter | 10 |
| #86 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 2 |
| #67 | dense meat stack | 111,466 |
| #103 | dollar-sign bag | 53 |
| #308 | donated booze | 21 |
| #356 | donated candy | 13 |
| #237 | donated food | 35 |
| #12 | electronic Brain Trainer game | 1 |
| #61 | ert grey goo ring | 14 |
| #185 | fat stacks of cash | 91 |
| #83 | festive egg sac | 2 |
| #103 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #163 | gold wedding ring | 59 |
| #143 | gooified animal matter | 14 |
| #148 | gooified mineral matter | 11 |
| #287 | gooified vegetable matter | 2 |
| #44 | government booze shipment | 2 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #45 | government food shipment | 2 |
| #730 | handful of confetti | 57 |
| #975 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #86 | huge gold coin | 120 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #126 | lost elf luggage | 6 |
| #635 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #116 | massive gemstone | 35 |
| #50 | meat stack | 11,211 |
| #178 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #27 | onyx king | 1 |
| #19 | onyx knight | 4 |
| #13 | onyx pawn | 9 |
| #28 | onyx queen | 1 |
| #58 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #53 | pile of gold coins | 154 |
| #97 | pixel coin | 1 |
| #62 | portable steam unit | 2 |
| #29 | quantum of familiar | 12 |
| #1075 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| #180 | red money bag | 4 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #101 | solid gold bowling ball | 167 |
| #21 | space blanket | 49 |
| #88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #47 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 3 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #470 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1658 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 12 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 11 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 8 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1525 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #261 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 2 |
| #1409 | tiny plastic grue | 13 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1394 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 13 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #716 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 7 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #58 | void stone | 32 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |