| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #714 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 17 |
| #478 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 4 |
| #403 | Bonerdagon necklace | 29 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #302 | Boss Bat britches | 44 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #19 | Cerebral Crossbow | 15 |
| #149 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 40 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #697 | Crown of the Goblin King | 36 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #29 | Ent cider | 729 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #17 | Grimacite Bock | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #200 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 44 |
| #2314 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #74 | Mad Train wine | 1,645 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #325 | asbestos apron | 2 |
| #540 | badass belt | 87 |
| #499 | bilge wine | 13 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #72 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 24 |
| #304 | bottle of cooking sherry | 4 |
| #285 | bottle of goofballs | 82 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #2411 | box of sunshine | 46 |
| #171 | boxed champagne | 11 |
| #316 | boxed wine | 83 |
| #749 | brine | 21 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #306 | candy brain | 11 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | cruelty-free wine | 22 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #913 | dill | 28 |
| #578 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #323 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 53 |
| #264 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 92 |
| #320 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 54 |
| #282 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 76 |
| #305 | dusty bottle of Port | 73 |
| #533 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 17 |
| #206 | easter egg balloon | 85 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #56 | especially salty dog | 11 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #761 | filthy lucre | 45 |
| #55 | fine wine | 514 |
| #971 | fire | 4 |
| #144 | flaming mushroom wine | 3 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #324 | flute of flat champagne | 21 |
| #114 | frilly shirt | 6 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #1241 | ghost cucumber | 16 |
| #28 | gloomy mushroom wine | 23 |
| #93 | goth kid t-shirt | 68 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #572 | grue egg | 46 |
| #259 | grungy flannel shirt | 2 |
| #2689 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #89 | harem girl t-shirt | 14 |
| #48 | hipposkin poncho | 8 |
| #39 | icy mushroom wine | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #105 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 6 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #259 | orange glowstick | 8 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #324 | papaya | 61 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #126 | pirate shirt | 16 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #74 | plum wine | 11 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #582 | portable corkscrew | 12 |
| #302 | radium-flavored potato chips | 173 |
| #6 | ravioli hat | 37,934 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #215 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #49 | safety vest | 4 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #284 | shiny ring | 86 |
| #39 | smoldering box | 3 |
| #290 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 38 |
| #142 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 5 |
| #269 | spectral pickle | 59 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #558 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #39 | spooky mushroom wine | 12 |
| #197 | stainless steel scarf | 14 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #310 | stainless steel skullcap | 9 |
| #267 | stainless steel slacks | 11 |
| #355 | stainless steel solitaire | 8 |
| #392 | stainless steel suspenders | 10 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #325 | strawberry wine | 3 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #28 | stuffed zmobie | 665 |
| #188 | thistle wine | 18 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1585 | useless powder | 6 |
| #362 | vampire collar | 4 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1216 | vinegar | 10 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #96 | yak anorak | 3 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |