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| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
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| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
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| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #138 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
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| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
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| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1072 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
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| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #264 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
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| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
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| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
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| #622 | royal jelly | 5 |
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| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
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| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
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| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
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| 🥇 | skewered jumbo olive | 2 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
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| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
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| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #327 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 23 |
| #680 | tattered scrap of paper | 2 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #113 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 6 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #995 | thin black candle | 32 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
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| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
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| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
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| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #226 | tip jar | 5 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #247 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #366 | upsy daisy | 3 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
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| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
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| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1186 | yellow candy heart | 2 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #607 | zombie pineal gland | 8 |