DragnMaster8

RankItemQuantity
#2231Ancient Saucehelm1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#2709Baron von Ratsworth's monocle3
#136Better Than Cuddling Cake18
#456Blatantly Canadian3
#1501Bulky Buddy Box1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#175Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#1076Cloaca grenade8
#816Cloaca-Cola25
#815Cloaca-Cola c-rations3
#534Cloaca-Cola fatigues5
#394Cloaca-Cola helmet6
#349Cloaca-Cola knapsack7
#308Cloaca-Cola shield8
#611Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#528Colander of Em-er'il5
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1669Crimbuck100
#2662Disco 'Fro Pick1
#2742Drowsy Sword1
#816Dyspepsi grenade11
#962Dyspepsi-Cola45
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#618Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues4
#303Dyspepsi-Cola helmet8
#322Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack9
#126Dyspepsi-Cola shield15
#333Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen2
#1467Elder Turtle Shell2
#83Frosty's arm1
#211Frosty's carrot1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#252Goodfella contract188
#487Hodgman's blanket2
#119Hodgman's bow tie1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#50Hodgman's porkpie hat2
#13Hodgman's varcolac paw3
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
🥇LWA ring1
#231M-24250
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#441Mob Penguin cellular phone45
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#53Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat2
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#13Staff of the Woodfire1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#197Valentine's Day cake3
#205Wand of Oscus1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#51Zombo's skullcap2
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#570annoying pitchfork4
#354antique pair of blue jeans2
#384antique souvenir drawing2
#288arrow'd heart balloon2
#535astral mushroom13
#1480baconstone4
#3570badass belt11
#626ball10
#194battered Crimbo Crate67
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#2386bottle of goofballs8
#153bouquet of circular saw blades10
#7454box of sunshine1
🥉boxcar turtle551
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#787buckyball5
#1964candied yams3
#2972candy cane5
#2000candy kneecapping stick1
#461candy knuckles5
#755canteen of wine29
#802cement sandals1
#590cheap elven gloves7
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#529cheap toaster4
#311chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses5
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#510disco ball60
#444disco mask69
#211double daisy2
#148dusty Crimbo crate54
#2347easter egg balloon8
#767elven limbos gingerbread15
#1187elven cellocello17
#920elven moonshine8
#855elven socks4
#1661elven suicide capsule8
#194elven whittling knife1
#411fancy chocolate car7
#1162festive holiday hat2
#98frozen Mob Penguin26
#1241fuzzy dice5
#2821gingerbread bugbear3
#1336gingerbread mutant bugbear4
#2320golden ring20
#451googly eye30
#729gray bow tie8
#739green beer14
#1913grue egg12
#253helmet turtle270
#1206herringcello16
🥉hobo code binder1
#462hobo nickel530
#27hobo stogie1
#1376iGoogly3
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#1396irradiated candy cane4
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1453jawbruiser2
#1864killing feather23
#742kite10
#419kneecapping stick34
#842knuckle sandwich18
#2060laser-broiled pear11
#1622lucky rabbit's foot2
#525mafia aria42
#248makeshift cape1
#195makeshift crane1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#382maple leaf1
#63miniature coffin2
#275miniature stuffed Goth Giant2
#846monomolecular yo-yo39
#403mylar scout drone12
#1677nanite-infested candy cane5
#3218nanite-infested eggnog1
#1396nanite-infested fruitcake4
#2715nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear2
#870night-vision goggles2
#28old soft shoes1
#1187oozenog4
#1956oversized fish scaler1
#200oyster basket25
#1760pail1
#807pair of bolt cutters4
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#1238passable elf mask4
#613patent leather shoes10
#1585penguin focaccia bread8
#729penguin thesaurus9
#1683pet rock3
#71pixel orb1
#910pocketwatch on a chain3
#1087poison pen1
#1110polyalloy shield4
#1614pork elf goodies sack1
#1783porquoise2
#733pulsing flesh5
#1303rag doll1
#371roasted marshmallow99
#509robotronic egg53
#1774rogue swarmer33
#2220sawblade fragment17
#422severed rocking horse head1
#329sleeping snowy owl10
#237snake40
#349snake shield1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#218sparkler50
#315stolen accordion156
#4866stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech7
#860stuffed alien blob8
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8949stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#1465stuffed can of asparagus1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#1577stuffed dodecapede1
#460stuffed doppelshifter30
#951stuffed ghuol whelp1
#668stuffed gray blob42
#37stuffed ninja snowman300
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#3417stuffed shoulder parrot3
#6196stuffed snowy owl4
#776stuffed zmobie1
#461sturdy Crimbo crate34
#463support cummerbund14
#2033teddy bear1
#1963teddy borg1
#296throbbing rage gland1
#1083throwing wrench4
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1808tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2893tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#571toast1,568
#464top10
#1357towel3
#2209toy jet pack1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#977toy mercenary5
#2475toy ray gun1
#2262toy space helmet1
#30turtle pheromones329
#1789turtle totem1
#15turtling rod11
#1260twitching claw3
#2235unstable laser battery20
#2588vibrating cyborg knife1
#8warm El Vibrato drone2

Wow, that's 5,787 items total!

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