| #307 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 3 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #572 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #78 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #224 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #25 | Chester's cutoffs | 3 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #46 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #239 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 12 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #26 | Disco Banjo | 17 |
| #6 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 226 |
| #150 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 27 |
| #61 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #30 | Frosty's snowball sack | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #29 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 3 |
| #48 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 2 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #196 | Let Me Be! | 7 |
| #159 | Maxing, Relaxing | 6 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #17 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 3 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #49 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1171 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 5 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #31 | Prelude of Precision | 3 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| 🥈 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 2 |
| 🥈 | Radio Free Foil | 2 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 4 |
| #5 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 2 |
| 🥇 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 4 |
| 🥉 | Radio KoL Keychain | 2 |
| 🥈 | Radio KoL Maracas | 3 |
| 🥈 | Radio KoL Patch | 3 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #429 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 12 |
| #158 | Summer Nights | 6 |
| #207 | Tales from the Fireside | 5 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #222 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
| #26 | Travoltan trousers | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #363 | Uncle Romulus | 3 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1524 | Valentine | 6 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #22 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 3 |
| #29 | Zombo's shield | 3 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| 🥉 | adder bladder | 92,558 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| 🥉 | banjo strings | 47,410 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #82 | blood flower | 158 |
| #18 | bottle of gin | 6,156 |
| #110 | bow | 4 |
| #39 | bow staff | 2 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #43 | bowler | 2 |
| #271 | box of sunshine | 1,580 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #79 | caustic slime nodule | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #98 | dense meat stack | 32,000 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #319 | designer handbag | 9 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #122 | empty blowgun | 21 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #112 | heart-shaped balloon | 167 |
| #33 | hobo fortress blueprints | 3 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #346 | lewd playing card | 7 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #143 | long-stemmed rose | 13 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #414 | pack of KWE trading card | 8 |
| #35 | petrified time | 8 |
| #71 | phonics down | 1,739 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #43 | pixellated candy heart | 535 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| 🥉 | radio button candy | 158 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #28 | scroll of drastic healing | 4,000 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #130 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #91 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 3 |
| #61 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 4 |
| #31 | smoldering box | 4 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | spoon! | 222 |
| #568 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #794 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #13 | stone banjo | 38 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #887 | ten-leaf clover | 4 |
| #15 | three-tiered wedding cake | 101 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #175 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 19 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #874 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #490 | tiny plastic hermit | 9 |
| #237 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 15 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic sauceror | 18 |
| 🥉 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3,257 |
| #438 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 10 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #233 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 16 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #755 | zombie pineal gland | 6 |