| #152 | Baja sopapilla | 6 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #108 | Boulevardier cocktail | 2 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #6 | Cheer-Up soda | 415 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #426 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo dog sweater | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #70 | Hotwireâ„¢ brand candy rope | 3 |
| #275 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 65 |
| #16 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 395 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
| #322 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 8 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1163 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #207 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 11 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #445 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #899 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #801 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1950 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #49 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #80 | antique Canadian lantern | 2 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #144 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #41 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #108 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #389 | ball | 16 |
| #76 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #77 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #92 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #255 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #241 | black and white cracker | 2 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #498 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #165 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #160 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 2 |
| #74 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 8 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #55 | candy harmonica | 7 |
| #75 | cheer-o-gram | 10 |
| #55 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 2 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #40 | cheerful pajama pants | 2 |
| #177 | concentrated fish broth | 2 |
| #133 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 5 |
| #633 | crystalline cheer | 2 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #331 | donated booze | 20 |
| #339 | donated candy | 17 |
| #444 | donated food | 4 |
| #525 | duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #173 | executive mime flask | 6 |
| #673 | fancy dress ball | 17 |
| #188 | fishelada | 1 |
| #206 | flan del mar | 4 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #15 | glob of salty molasses | 503 |
| #51 | green and red bean | 269 |
| #296 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #51 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #175 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #252 | hushed puppy | 2 |
| #31 | icing poncho | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #22 | intact anemone spike | 488 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #34 | kelp-holly drape | 1 |
| #37 | kelp-holly gun | 1 |
| #703 | killer rag doll | 3 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #179 | liquid SONAR | 2 |
| #743 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #424 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 3 |
| #511 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #490 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #424 | marionette | 4 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #141 | mime army wine | 2 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #23 | miming boots | 3 |
| #31 | miming corduroys | 3 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #25 | moist Crimbo spices | 479 |
| #1041 | monomolecular yo-yo | 20 |
| #240 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #88 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #74 | muffled muffuletta | 5 |
| #161 | multi-level marzipan | 4 |
| #72 | muskox-skin cap | 2 |
| #266 | mylar scout drone | 18 |
| #48 | neg grog | 1 |
| #224 | nega-mushroom | 5 |
| #57 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #173 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #147 | oldcake | 3 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #35 | peppermint eel sauce | 503 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #61 | peppermint spine | 1 |
| #46 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 16 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #297 | possessed top | 19 |
| #85 | powdered powdered sugar | 6 |
| #68 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| #24 | pressurized potion of possessiveness | 1 |
| #224 | primitive candy cane | 2 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #489 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 17 |
| #31 | ribbon candy ascot | 1 |
| #338 | roboduck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #190 | runny fermented egg | 2 |
| #26 | runny icing | 488 |
| #66 | salt plum | 169 |
| #55 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #19 | salty gumdrop | 305 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #172 | shushed potatoes | 3 |
| #95 | silent B | 2 |
| #85 | silent H | 2 |
| #50 | silent I | 11 |
| #33 | silent J | 9 |
| #12 | silent L | 16 |
| #127 | silent M | 3 |
| #20 | silent O | 29 |
| #169 | silent P | 2 |
| #28 | silent X | 16 |
| #76 | silent Z | 2 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #42 | soggy elf shoes | 1 |
| #14 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 598 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #36 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 42 |
| #36 | stale cheer wine | 42 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1096 | stuffed gray blob | 15 |
| #133 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 7 |
| #20 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 240 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #47 | tempura green and red bean | 1 |
| #42 | thick walrus blubber | 234 |
| #74 | tiny bomb | 85 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #403 | top | 11 |
| #936 | toy crazy train | 8 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #431 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #143 | transparent nog | 3 |
| #1239 | tree-eating kite | 16 |
| #191 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #65 | waterlogged cloth | 23 |
| #81 | waterlogged leather | 13 |
| #76 | waterlogged metal | 15 |
| #76 | waterlogged stuffing | 16 |
| #24 | waterlogged wood | 19 |
| #1164 | yo-yo | 13 |
| #194 | yule gruel | 1 |