| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #424 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #827 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1268 | Cloaca grenade | 5 |
| #816 | Cloaca-Cola | 25 |
| #1152 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #470 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #487 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #267 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 9 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1326 | Crimboween memo | 7 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1315 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #705 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #630 | Meleegra™ pills | 10 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1173 | bottle of goofballs | 21 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #1589 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #601 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 4 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #743 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #490 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #898 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #420 | possessed top | 13 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #170 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1365 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #937 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #862 | spooky wooden block | 7 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1004 | stringy sinew | 8 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5653 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4625 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5783 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1441 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #237 | tooth | 16 |
| #1269 | toothsome rock | 6 |
| #1558 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #1116 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #1009 | tree-eating kite | 23 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #443 | yo | 21 |