| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #824 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1263 | Cloaca grenade | 5 |
| #815 | Cloaca-Cola | 25 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #468 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #484 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #265 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 9 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1328 | Crimboween memo | 7 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1317 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #630 | Meleegra™ pills | 10 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1171 | bottle of goofballs | 21 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #1590 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #602 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 4 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #419 | possessed top | 13 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #169 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1366 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #862 | spooky wooden block | 7 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1003 | stringy sinew | 8 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4618 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #237 | tooth | 16 |
| #1270 | toothsome rock | 6 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #1117 | toy mercenary | 4 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #1008 | tree-eating kite | 23 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #443 | yo | 21 |