| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #392 | BURT | 51 |
| #161 | Beach Buck | 8 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 2 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #262 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 4 |
| #2089 | Crimbuck | 30 |
| #12 | EMD holo-record | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard MPC | 4,435 |
| #25 | FantasyRealm key | 4 |
| #490 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 3 |
| #97 | Holiday Fun! | 2 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #17 | Lucky Strikes holo-record | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium pickaxe | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium rope | 1 |
| #37 | Mark of the Bugbear | 9 |
| #50 | Mark of the Ghost | 5 |
| #21 | Mark of the Skeleton | 11 |
| #40 | Mark of the Vampire | 7 |
| #73 | Mark of the Werewolf | 4 |
| #96 | Mark of the Zombie | 2 |
| #33 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 7 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #56 | Rubee™ | 148 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥇 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #70 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 1 |
| #20 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 16 |
| #81 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #15 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 21 |
| #18 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 20 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1004 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #44 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 2 |
| #294 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #102 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 5 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #411 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #190 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #352 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #175 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #177 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #162 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #445 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #58 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 2 |
| #177 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 31 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #280 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1950 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #278 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 40 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 15 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #320 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #312 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #274 | Valentine | 111 |
| #116 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #38 | Xiblaxian circuitry | 19 |
| #57 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode | 1 |
| #50 | Xiblaxian polymer | 21 |
| #550 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #117 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 4 |
| #171 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #53 | asbestos stick | 9 |
| #32 | asbestos sword hilt | 18 |
| #121 | automa-bot parts | 3 |
| #200 | batskin belt | 4 |
| #231 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #575 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #2172 | brick | 3 |
| #179 | bunny liver | 56 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #33 | chrome crossbow string | 11 |
| #171 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #98 | d12 | 25 |
| #162 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #190 | donated booze | 50 |
| #191 | donated candy | 50 |
| #194 | donated food | 50 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #39 | folder (rainbow unicorn) | 1 |
| #51 | folder (sports car) | 1 |
| #767 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #626 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #65 | funky junk key | 1 |
| #100 | ginormous pumpkin | 3 |
| #298 | gooified animal matter | 2 |
| #111 | gooified vegetable matter | 23 |
| #942 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #390 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #582 | heart necklace | 12 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #82 | linoleum sword hilt | 2 |
| #378 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #217 | lunar isotope | 83 |
| #1004 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #253 | magical pony: Uniquity | 7 |
| #921 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #115 | mime army rations | 3 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #417 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #1554 | old sweatpants | 10 |
| #30 | plastic passion fruit | 129 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #545 | red class ring | 13 |
| #91 | reflection of a map | 9 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #12 | shadow needle | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #203 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #539 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #1238 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 32 |
| #2114 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 23 |
| #2632 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 18 |
| #1136 | stuffed Meat | 38 |
| #2258 | stuffed astral badger | 22 |
| #2414 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #3124 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #1874 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1897 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 27 |
| #2805 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #1977 | stuffed hand turkey | 26 |
| #730 | stuffed key | 77 |
| #1462 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #3038 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #14 | stuffed mink | 1,654 |
| #1315 | stuffed monocle | 30 |
| #2481 | stuffed scary death orb | 20 |
| #3417 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #2199 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2061 | stuffed snowy owl | 24 |
| #2665 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #1986 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1322 | stuffed teddy butler | 30 |
| #1165 | stuffed tin of caviar | 37 |
| #975 | stuffed treasure chest | 48 |
| #2578 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 19 |
| #56 | time residue | 7 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #514 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #996 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 3 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #847 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 4 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #868 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #324 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2751 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #54 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #109 | unused walkie-talkie | 8 |
| #867 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #544 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 18 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #205 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #154 | white class ring | 74 |
| #49 | white elephant gift | 1 |
| #114 | white page | 1 |