| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #401 | BURT | 48 |
| #155 | Beach Buck | 8 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #28 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 2 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #225 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 4 |
| #12 | EMD holo-record | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard MPC | 4,435 |
| #22 | FantasyRealm key | 4 |
| #490 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 3 |
| #97 | Holiday Fun! | 2 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #17 | Lucky Strikes holo-record | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium pickaxe | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium rope | 1 |
| #81 | Mark of the Bugbear | 3 |
| #66 | Mark of the Ghost | 4 |
| #105 | Mark of the Skeleton | 2 |
| #98 | Mark of the Vampire | 2 |
| #127 | Mark of the Werewolf | 1 |
| #94 | Mark of the Zombie | 2 |
| #33 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 7 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #55 | Rubee™ | 148 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #69 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 1 |
| #19 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 16 |
| #78 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #13 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 21 |
| #15 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 20 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #89 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 5 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 13 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #59 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| 🥉 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 15 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #306 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine | 111 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #36 | Xiblaxian circuitry | 19 |
| #57 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode | 1 |
| #48 | Xiblaxian polymer | 21 |
| #541 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #12 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #115 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 4 |
| #46 | asbestos stick | 9 |
| #114 | asbestos sword hilt | 2 |
| #197 | batskin belt | 4 |
| #226 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #681 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #2168 | brick | 3 |
| #173 | bunny liver | 54 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #79 | chrome crossbow string | 3 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #96 | d12 | 25 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #186 | donated booze | 50 |
| #183 | donated candy | 50 |
| #188 | donated food | 50 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #39 | folder (rainbow unicorn) | 1 |
| #51 | folder (sports car) | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #621 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #63 | funky junk key | 1 |
| #100 | ginormous pumpkin | 3 |
| #118 | gooified vegetable matter | 20 |
| #935 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #387 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #581 | heart necklace | 12 |
| #377 | hobo nickel | 702 |
| #125 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #249 | magical pony: Uniquity | 7 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #117 | mime army rations | 3 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #1548 | old sweatpants | 10 |
| #28 | plastic passion fruit | 129 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #123 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #568 | red class ring | 12 |
| #88 | reflection of a map | 9 |
| #644 | roll of toilet paper | 110 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #531 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #56 | time residue | 7 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #511 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #993 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #984 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 4 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #861 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #106 | unused walkie-talkie | 8 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #559 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 17 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #160 | white class ring | 67 |
| #48 | white elephant gift | 1 |
| #112 | white page | 1 |