| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #847 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 14 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1506 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #8 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 86 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2634 | Crimbuck | 9 |
| #697 | Crown of the Goblin King | 36 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1042 | Drowsy Sword | 13 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #777 | Instant Karma | 4 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1570 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #43 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1,396 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #253 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 7 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1320 | badass belt | 42 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #152 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 7 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #427 | giant pinky ring | 36 |
| #676 | grue egg | 39 |
| #239 | guard turtle collar | 2 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #1202 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #64 | jewelry-making pliers | 7 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #1434 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #57 | plexiglass pikestaff | 5 |
| #72 | plexiglass pinky ring | 3 |
| #91 | plexiglass pith helmet | 3 |
| #64 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 3 |
| #919 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #868 | really dense meat stack | 6 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #59 | scrumptious reagent | 3,062 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #1829 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #215 | spaghetti cult mask | 5 |
| #259 | spaghetti cult rosary | 3 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #2042 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #958 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 6 |