| #265 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 23 |
| #18 | Boss Drops | 167 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #249 | C.H.U.M. knife | 4 |
| 🥉 | Can of Spaghetto | 556 |
| #360 | Crimbo Credit | 11 |
| #2373 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #1325 | Crown of the Goblin King | 17 |
| #137 | DNOTC Box | 3 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #123 | Dust bunny | 11 |
| #46 | Frankly Mr. Shank | 1 |
| #397 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 11 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #441 | Wand of Nagamar | 11 |
| #261 | alien drugs | 2 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #23 | alpine watercolor set | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #75 | antique bottle opener | 10 |
| #251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #170 | antique record album | 18 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #267 | batblade | 11 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #75 | blank diary | 2 |
| #323 | blind-packed capsule toy | 11 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #61 | blue tulip | 9 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #66 | boot knife | 1 |
| #2462 | box of sunshine | 44 |
| #91 | brand new key | 1 |
| #48 | broken beer bottle | 2 |
| #583 | brown sugar cane | 2 |
| #84 | bubble-wrap simulator | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #74 | butterfly knife | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #104 | candy knife | 1 |
| #116 | chisel | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| 🥇 | dethklok | 2,604 |
| #124 | dropped scrap of paper | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #260 | electrical thingamabob | 22 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #764 | facsimile dictionary | 11 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #61 | government | 2 |
| #251 | government cheese | 2 |
| #110 | half-size scalpel | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #10 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 668 |
| #30 | iron dagger | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #69 | leechknife | 1 |
| #727 | lollipop stick | 11 |
| #116 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 33 |
| #79 | magical pony: Pearjack | 35 |
| #112 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 29 |
| #119 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 28 |
| #87 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 42 |
| #108 | magical pony: Uniquity | 34 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #178 | phish stick | 6 |
| #207 | plastic ingot | 22 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #62 | remorseless knife | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #144 | rose | 12 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #75 | sharpened spoon | 1 |
| #95 | skate blade | 1 |
| #44 | sleeve deuce | 197 |
| #170 | soap knife | 1 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1175 | toy hoverpad | 5 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #138 | trout fang | 1 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #180 | warbear requisition box | 23 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |