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| #75 | 8-bit banana | 1 |
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| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #409 | Crimbo Credit | 6 |
| #419 | Crimbo salad | 3 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #2109 | Crimbuck | 28 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #181 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 20 |
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| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
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| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #90 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #65 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #41 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 1 |
| #43 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 4 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #48 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #93 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 1 |
| #60 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #53 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #130 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #43 | Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
| #59 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
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| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #98 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #33 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 8 |
| #14 | SMOOCH bracers | 1 |
| #13 | SMOOCH breastplate | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH codpiece | 1 |
| #11 | SMOOCH kneepads | 1 |
| #9 | SMOOCH spaulders | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
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| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
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| #49 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #87 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #62 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
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| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #45 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
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| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
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| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #591 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 4 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #604 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 9 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #40 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 6 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #62 | VYKEA mead | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #104 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #46 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 4 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #69 | accordion file | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #64 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #118 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #13 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #87 | bottle of Amontillado | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #139 | brown paper bag mask | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #76 | can of the cheapest beer | 1 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #151 | cigar box turtle | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #530 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #60 | dented spoon | 15 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #94 | dry cleaning receipt | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #154 | electric snakebite | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
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| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #66 | finger exerciser | 8 |
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| #24 | fishbone facemask | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone kneepads | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
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| #46 | freshwater fishbone | 44 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #96 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #103 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 2 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #98 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #159 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #156 | glass of bourbon | 2 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #115 | gourmet gourami oil | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #186 | gummi turtle | 2 |
| #72 | gym membership card | 4 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #102 | hermit factoid | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #39 | intricate clockwork birdhouse | 1 |
| #168 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #609 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #150 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #144 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #48 | nail file | 21 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #79 | not-a-pipe | 10 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #77 | oil cap | 1 |
| #71 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #68 | oil pan | 1 |
| #87 | oil shell | 1 |
| #81 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #67 | old candy wrapper | 6 |
| #58 | old love note | 23 |
| #52 | old school beer pull tab | 21 |
| #1329 | old sweatpants | 18 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #43 | overloaded micro-reactor | 220 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #81 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #82 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #87 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #87 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #85 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #76 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #83 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
| #81 | perfect paloma | 1 |
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| #164 | piece of after eight | 2 |
| #972 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| #39 | pitted sheet metal | 244 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
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| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #318 | plastic cup of beer | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #21 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #130 | programmable turtle | 2 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #77 | rodeo whiskey | 3 |
| #88 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #130 | shark cartilage | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #45 | sparking robo-battery | 222 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #269 | stained mattress | 4 |
| #72 | sugar sphere | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #185 | tankard of ale | 1 |
| #124 | the funk | 3 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #713 | towel | 11 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #93 | toy accordion | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #132 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #241 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #865 | useless powder | 66 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #96 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #17 | wool sock | 6 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |