| #197 | "caramel" orange | 3 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #47 | 20-lb can of rice and beans | 1 |
| #94 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #421 | BURT | 42 |
| #151 | Baja sopapilla | 6 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #181 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #115 | Cheer-Up soda | 5 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #7 | Choco-Mint patty | 572 |
| #288 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 9 |
| #315 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 4 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #39 | Dad's brandy | 2 |
| #26 | Doc's Fortifying Wine | 3 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #66 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 6 |
| #21 | Fleshazole™ | 1 |
| #187 | Frat Army FGF | 25 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #214 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 2 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #48 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 2 |
| #376 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 15 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #218 | New Zealand iced tea | 32 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #110 | Psychotic Train wine | 4 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #25 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 5 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #33 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 2 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #60 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #28 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 3 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #33 | alarm accordion | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #10 | anti-freeze cream | 1 |
| #17 | anti-pain cream | 2 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #342 | asshat | 4 |
| #120 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #118 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #69 | beard incense | 2 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #39 | black Crimbo ball | 754 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #286 | blind-packed capsule toy | 20 |
| #918 | blue striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #149 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
| #94 | bowl of mernudo | 10 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #89 | bread man | 5 |
| #130 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #281 | bunny liver | 25 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #68 | can of mixed everything | 2 |
| #103 | cheer-o-gram | 5 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #1347 | club necklace | 5 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #310 | commemorative war stein | 91 |
| #52 | cottage | 18 |
| #37 | crystalline cheer | 2,812 |
| #4 | cup of lukewarm tea | 1,310 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #26 | dethklok | 6 |
| #883 | diamond necklace | 8 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #118 | disassembled clover | 1,000 |
| #253 | discocktail | 9 |
| #578 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #24 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| #86 | eggwater | 5 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #225 | fancy seashell necklace | 53 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #5 | fishelada | 50,010 |
| #5 | flagstone fleece | 1 |
| #49 | flan del mar | 9 |
| #60 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #123 | frozen banquet | 17 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #131 | glass of herbal tequila | 13 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #130 | gold tooth | 3 |
| #98 | golden gum | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #315 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #281 | gooified mineral matter | 2 |
| #205 | gooified vegetable matter | 9 |
| #80 | graveyard snowglobe | 1 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #1372 | handful of confetti | 28 |
| #172 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #82 | haunted paddle-ball | 1 |
| #1068 | heart necklace | 7 |
| #1202 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #28 | homeopathic mint tea | 8 |
| #5 | hot mint schnocolate | 539 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #132 | hunk of granite | 12 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #45 | lump of Brituminous coal | 482 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #57 | mama's squeezebox | 2 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #198 | mariachi hat | 29 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #31 | menudo | 11 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #74 | muffled muffuletta | 5 |
| #18 | neg grog | 3 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #96 | ojo de pez burrito | 10 |
| #232 | old sweatpants | 314 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #63 | peace accordion | 2 |
| #170 | pearlescent oyster egg | 3 |
| #67 | perfume-soaked bandana | 1 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #188 | petit fortran | 4 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #253 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #131 | plain candy cane | 4 |
| #301 | plastic guitar | 4 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #91 | poppy | 17 |
| #430 | puce paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #75 | ram-battering staff | 2 |
| #504 | really dense meat stack | 13 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #87 | red shirt | 2 |
| #88 | red-hot boilermaker | 2 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #627 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 12 |
| #975 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 8 |
| #545 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 13 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #61 | scotch on the rocks | 9 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #154 | shiny stones | 62 |
| #134 | shot of mescal | 13 |
| #95 | silver salt-shaker | 2 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1044 | solid gold bowling ball | 12 |
| #40 | space blanket | 8 |
| #1172 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #104 | spangly mariachi pants | 7 |
| #155 | spangly mariachi vest | 2 |
| #90 | spangly sombrero | 8 |
| #123 | spooky sound effects record | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #72 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 15 |
| #118 | stale cheer wine | 8 |
| #9 | star pop | 8 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #1496 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #128 | stolen meatpouch | 1 |
| #69 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1020 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 46 |
| #1630 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 31 |
| #1572 | stuffed angry cow | 32 |
| #1778 | stuffed astral badger | 29 |
| #1757 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1461 | stuffed cocoabo | 34 |
| #1270 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 40 |
| #1066 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 47 |
| #1494 | stuffed hand turkey | 35 |
| #1235 | stuffed mind flayer | 42 |
| #1576 | stuffed scary death orb | 33 |
| #1190 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 42 |
| #1379 | stuffed snowy owl | 36 |
| #1496 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 35 |
| #2158 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1484 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 35 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #42 | teacher's pen | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #504 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 4 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #501 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 4 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 3 |
| #621 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 3 |
| #174 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #333 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #242 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 4 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #463 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Mirth | 2 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Professor What | 2 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #953 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 3 |
| #854 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 4 |
| #832 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 4 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #965 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #946 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #861 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #959 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #853 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #856 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #769 | tofurkey gravy | 11 |
| #318 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #1078 | towel | 5 |
| #93 | toy accordion | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #503 | tropical orchid | 2 |
| #70 | ultra-deluxe cupcake | 1 |
| #142 | universal biscuit | 8 |
| #176 | unused walkie-talkie | 3 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1270 | vinegar | 9 |
| #47 | void burger | 29 |
| #44 | void lager | 28 |
| #60 | void stone | 28 |
| #286 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 2 |
| #35 | white Crimbo ball | 840 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |