| #198 | "caramel" orange | 3 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #48 | 20-lb can of rice and beans | 1 |
| #97 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #421 | BURT | 42 |
| #150 | Baja sopapilla | 6 |
| #882 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #180 | Camp Scout pup tent | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #116 | Cheer-Up soda | 5 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #7 | Choco-Mint patty | 572 |
| #290 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 9 |
| #322 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 4 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #39 | Dad's brandy | 2 |
| #26 | Doc's Fortifying Wine | 3 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2386 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #66 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 6 |
| #21 | Fleshazole™ | 1 |
| #187 | Frat Army FGF | 25 |
| #776 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #214 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 2 |
| #654 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #1142 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #48 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 2 |
| #377 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 15 |
| #552 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #528 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #221 | New Zealand iced tea | 32 |
| #1272 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #465 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #111 | Psychotic Train wine | 4 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #25 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 5 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #35 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #25 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 2 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #60 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
| #702 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #1564 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #426 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #29 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 3 |
| #251 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #1292 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1117 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #120 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #34 | alarm accordion | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #10 | anti-freeze cream | 1 |
| #17 | anti-pain cream | 2 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #343 | asshat | 4 |
| #122 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #120 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #72 | beard incense | 2 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #40 | black Crimbo ball | 754 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #285 | blind-packed capsule toy | 20 |
| #917 | blue striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #148 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
| #96 | bowl of mernudo | 10 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #135 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #91 | bread man | 5 |
| #130 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #287 | bunny liver | 25 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #68 | can of mixed everything | 2 |
| #105 | cheer-o-gram | 5 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #1349 | club necklace | 5 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #312 | commemorative war stein | 91 |
| #52 | cottage | 18 |
| #48 | crystalline cheer | 2,812 |
| #4 | cup of lukewarm tea | 1,310 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #206 | death blossom | 1 |
| #27 | dethklok | 6 |
| #883 | diamond necklace | 8 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #118 | disassembled clover | 1,000 |
| #254 | discocktail | 9 |
| #580 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #25 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| #87 | eggwater | 5 |
| #296 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #225 | fancy seashell necklace | 53 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #5 | fishelada | 50,010 |
| #5 | flagstone fleece | 1 |
| #48 | flan del mar | 9 |
| #64 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #459 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #1448 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #123 | frozen banquet | 17 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #200 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #130 | glass of herbal tequila | 13 |
| #222 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #135 | gold tooth | 3 |
| #99 | golden gum | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #321 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #288 | gooified mineral matter | 2 |
| #210 | gooified vegetable matter | 9 |
| #80 | graveyard snowglobe | 1 |
| #3140 | grue egg | 5 |
| #983 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #1378 | handful of confetti | 28 |
| #173 | handful of tips | 1 |
| #83 | haunted paddle-ball | 1 |
| #1071 | heart necklace | 7 |
| #1209 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #28 | homeopathic mint tea | 8 |
| #5 | hot mint schnocolate | 539 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #133 | hunk of granite | 12 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #576 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #413 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #45 | lump of Brituminous coal | 482 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #194 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #57 | mama's squeezebox | 2 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #199 | mariachi hat | 29 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #31 | menudo | 11 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #85 | miming boots | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #74 | muffled muffuletta | 5 |
| #18 | neg grog | 3 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1370 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #96 | ojo de pez burrito | 10 |
| #236 | old sweatpants | 314 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #189 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #63 | peace accordion | 2 |
| #173 | pearlescent oyster egg | 3 |
| #70 | perfume-soaked bandana | 1 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #190 | petit fortran | 4 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #256 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #132 | plain candy cane | 4 |
| #301 | plastic guitar | 4 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #91 | poppy | 17 |
| #430 | puce paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #80 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #75 | ram-battering staff | 2 |
| #505 | really dense meat stack | 13 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #88 | red shirt | 2 |
| #90 | red-hot boilermaker | 2 |
| #1555 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #630 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 12 |
| #980 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 8 |
| #547 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 13 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #64 | scotch on the rocks | 9 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #153 | shiny stones | 62 |
| #133 | shot of mescal | 13 |
| #95 | silver salt-shaker | 2 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1045 | solid gold bowling ball | 12 |
| #40 | space blanket | 8 |
| #1175 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #104 | spangly mariachi pants | 7 |
| #155 | spangly mariachi vest | 2 |
| #90 | spangly sombrero | 8 |
| #122 | spooky sound effects record | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2243 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #72 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 15 |
| #118 | stale cheer wine | 8 |
| #9 | star pop | 8 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #1501 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #129 | stolen meatpouch | 1 |
| #70 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #1330 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1025 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 46 |
| #1632 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 31 |
| #1576 | stuffed angry cow | 32 |
| #1779 | stuffed astral badger | 29 |
| #1760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1463 | stuffed cocoabo | 34 |
| #1271 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 40 |
| #1069 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 47 |
| #1495 | stuffed hand turkey | 35 |
| #1236 | stuffed mind flayer | 42 |
| #1579 | stuffed scary death orb | 33 |
| #1191 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 42 |
| #1381 | stuffed snowy owl | 36 |
| #1499 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 35 |
| #2164 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1487 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 35 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #167 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #43 | teacher's pen | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #506 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 4 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #604 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #502 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 4 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 3 |
| #623 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
| #927 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #549 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 3 |
| #174 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #889 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1324 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #881 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #1097 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #246 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 4 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1112 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #467 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #775 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #24 | tiny plastic Mirth | 2 |
| #1315 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #25 | tiny plastic Professor What | 2 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #108 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #954 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 3 |
| #856 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 4 |
| #834 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 4 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #968 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #866 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4595 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #962 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 3 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3835 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1122 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #881 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2172 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #857 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #861 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 2 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #770 | tofurkey gravy | 11 |
| #319 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #1081 | towel | 5 |
| #95 | toy accordion | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #503 | tropical orchid | 2 |
| #70 | ultra-deluxe cupcake | 1 |
| #143 | universal biscuit | 8 |
| #177 | unused walkie-talkie | 3 |
| #1495 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1270 | vinegar | 9 |
| #47 | void burger | 29 |
| #44 | void lager | 28 |
| #60 | void stone | 28 |
| #287 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 2 |
| #36 | white Crimbo ball | 840 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |