SadMonkey

RankItemQuantity
#14365-ball1
#2353Baron von Ratsworth's monocle4
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#935Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air3
#892Cloaca grenade11
#928Cloaca-Cola17
#943Cloaca-Cola c-rations2
#534Cloaca-Cola fatigues5
#600Cloaca-Cola helmet4
#610Cloaca-Cola shield4
#232Connery's Elixir of Audacity1
#1199Corpse Island iced tea3
#2099Crown of the Goblin King8
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#706Dolphin King's crown6
#1821Drowsy Sword4
#707Dyspepsi grenade15
#945Dyspepsi-Cola47
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#427Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues6
#630Dyspepsi-Cola helmet4
#567Dyspepsi-Cola shield4
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#1468Elder Turtle Shell2
#1688Feynman gate1
#229Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer2
#458Gummi-Gnauga4
#248Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance1
#1379Imp Ale18
#3361Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet2
#401M-24219
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#1758Mob Penguin cellular phone3
#1752Mr. Mediocrebar14
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#463Pink Heart of Spirit2
#266Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit1
#222Retenez L'Herbe Paté8
#842Scalp of Gorgolok4
#733Spooky Surprise Egg5
#478Spooky-Gro fertilizer1
#659The Big Book of Pirate Insults2
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#254Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix12
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#523Wand of Nagamar9
#1145Wint-O-Fresh mint6
#349Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#1399Yummy Tummy bean99
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#805abominable snowcone8
#2948ancient unspeakable fruitcake2
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#250antique bottle of cough syrup2
#581antique hand mirror2
#497antique packet of ketchup1
#948antique spear1
#769aspirin1
#2064astronaut pants1
#3415badass belt12
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#1496bit of clingfilm1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#475blue paisley oyster egg8
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#385bottle of rhinoceros hormones1
#1075bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#331bottle of ultravitamins1
#455brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings1
#696broken cellular phone1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#2396can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce2
#1964candied yams3
#3284candy cane4
#1639canteen of wine2
#1081capacitor relay7
#1034carbon nanotube frame8
#690centipede eggs1
#906chaos butterfly56
#804cheap plastic bottle opener8
#1660cheap toaster1
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#70clockwork sword1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#526commemorative war stein12
#1056computronic processing unit1
#1822corpse on the beach1
#1811corpsetini1
#159cranberries227
#168cranberry cordial1
#983disassembled clover15
#677displaced fish1
#1640doll house1
#655donkey flipbook1
#981drywall axe9
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#1209duct tape14
#55dwarvish war helmet1
#3661easter egg balloon3
#163extra-potent gremlin mutagen1
#1439facsimile dictionary3
#3305fancy but probably evil chocolate3
#1829fancy chocolate2
#1747felt3
#303fez of etymology1
#2297fuzzy dice3
#215ghuol ears90
#1079giant discarded bottlecap3
#1292giant discarded plastic fork5
#2303gingerbread horror3
#682gingerbread mutant bugbear6
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#2190googly eye2
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#1416green beer4
🥈green traffic cone1
#2676grue egg7
#3716handful of confetti4
#401handful of walnuts2
#278hemp string53
#2084herbal stuffing2
#441hypodermic needle3
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#1471ion grid3
#1887irradiated candy cane3
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#203kamicorpse-ee1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#1590lavender plastic oyster egg2
#1751length of string1
#960loaded serum blowgun4
#1188logic synthesizer5
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#1689mafia aria3
#932mauve plastic oyster egg4
#777mushroom fermenting solution10
#1676nanite-infested candy cane5
#3219nanite-infested eggnog1
#1963nanite-infested fruitcake3
#2715nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear2
#305necklace chain8
#2263obsidian dagger4
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1616oozenog3
#257pack of chewing gum1
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#31phat turquoise bracelet66
#202piercing post13
#163plexiglass pikestaff2
#712puce plastic oyster egg5
#931puce polka-dot oyster egg4
#1294pulsing flesh2
#1303rag doll1
#1219really dense meat stack3
#760recursive spline reticulator2
#212red plastic baby2
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#805rigid carapace6
#905roasted marshmallow14
#1381roll of toilet paper20
#389round green sunglasses1
#412serum of sarcasm1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#1807skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#296small leather glove3
#1348sock monkey1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#2774spectre scepter4
#396spooky bicycle chain6
#1367spooky cosmetics bag1
#1487spooky eggnog4
#89spooky eyeliner28
#1248spooky felt5
#542spooky hockey mask3
#1007spooky length of string9
#109spooky lipstick23
#785spooky stick5
#1157spooky stuffing3
#850spooky toy wheel5
#798spooky wooden block8
#1710stainless steel shillelagh2
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#1705stainless steel slacks2
#1708stringy sinew2
#7819stuffed Cheshire bitten2
#8941stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#7013stuffed astral badger3
#8947stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#8830stuffed cocoabo1
#1747stuffed doppelshifter4
#7024stuffed frozen gravy fairy3
#2497stuffed gray blob2
#7825stuffed mind flayer2
#4801stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8960stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#1137stuffing7
#1487support cummerbund1
🥇time sleigh1
#140time sword1
#8192tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8212tiny plastic angry goat1
#6168tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#6143tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#4481tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8175tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3908tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8095tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8221tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3923tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8152tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8187tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8093tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8059tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8128tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8069tiny plastic killer bee1
#6171tiny plastic leprechaun2
#8102tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8112tiny plastic mosquito1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#6133tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8225tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#6129tiny plastic stab bat2
#8137tiny plastic star starfish1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4038tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#1903tofurkey gravy3
#1885tofurkey leg3
#2209toy jet pack1
#2475toy ray gun1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#1035toy wheel7
#3145tree-eating kite1
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#442tube sock1
#726twitching claw7
#1131unstable DNA31
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#615witch hat1
#471wooden block6
#331woven baling wire bracelets3
#1157wrench bracelet1
#852yellow paisley oyster egg3
#38yellow traffic cone1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 1,506 items total!

what items are this player missing?