Museum :: Randomloser

Randomloser

Rank	Item	Quantity
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#911	1-ball	3
#956	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	2
#1428	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#885	3-ball	3
#686	30669 scroll	5
#641	33398 scroll	12
#484	334 scroll	9
#889	4-ball	3
#879	5-ball	3
#603	6-ball	6
#454	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	5
#526	7-ball	8
#50	7-inch discus	1
#921	8-ball	14
#708	Amulet of Yendor	22
#805	Angry Farmer candy	62
#614	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#675	Black No. 2	2
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#340	Boris's ring	5
#580	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	8
#266	Cherry Cloaca Cola	4
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#1448	Cloaca grenade	3
#845	Cloaca-Cola	23
#1152	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#682	Crimboween memo	16
#3208	Crown of the Goblin King	3
#922	Daffy Taffy	27
#201	Diet Cloaca Cola	6
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#264	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	10
#272	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	34
#99	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	10
#126	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	14
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#575	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	8
#738	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#117	Dramatic™ range	12
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#1306	Dyspepsi grenade	4
#374	Dyspepsi-Cola	180
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#581	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#79	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	52
#210	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#186	Ent cider	74
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#860	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#194	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#90	Gnollish flyswatter	36
#107	Gnollish pie tin	69
#94	Gnollish plunger	31
#507	Gnollish toolbox	4
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#113	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	7
#288	Hell ramen	11
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#862	Imp Ale	96
#238	Jarlsberg's earring	6
#627	Jolly Roger charrrm	3
#293	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	33
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#497	Knob Goblin elite helm	8
#488	Knob Goblin elite pants	8
#623	Knob Goblin elite polearm	4
#522	Knob Goblin firecracker	26
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#496	Knob Goblin harem veil	6
#671	Knob Goblin love potion	7
#549	Knob Goblin pants	12
#380	Knob Goblin perfume	7
#731	Knob Goblin scimitar	5
#463	Knob Goblin seltzer	16
#940	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#126	Knob Goblin stink bomb	2
#429	Knob Goblin superseltzer	9
#553	Knob Goblin tongs	12
#619	Knob Goblin visor	4
#600	Knob mushroom	4
#215	Knob pasty	2
#291	Knob sausage	15
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#333	Knoll shroomkabob	3
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#427	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	16
#67	M-242	200
#519	Mad Train wine	172
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#294	Manetwich	2
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#264	Meat detector	2
#455	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	8
#435	Meleegra™ pills	19
#821	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	11
#764	Mob Penguin cellular phone	20
#272	Mob Penguin protection contract	12
#529	Mohawk wig	10
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#465	Mountain Stream soda	28
#81	Mr. Balloon	2
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2028	Mr. Mediocrebar	9
#155	Mt. Noob Pale Ale	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#109	Now and Earlier	57
#463	Orcish baseball cap	5
#340	Orcish cargo shorts	8
#372	Orcish frat-paddle	6
#127	Orcish meat locker	4
#803	Penultimate Fantasy chest	2
#296	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#424	Pine-Fresh air freshener	6
#79	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	6
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#214	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	5
#184	Regular Cloaca Cola	8
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#1904	Rock Pops	11
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#978	Spam Witch sammich	3
#138	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	7
#662	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	8
#555	Supernova Champagne	3
#875	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	32
#250	Tiki lighter	2
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#1005	Trollhouse cookies	6
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#1912	Valentine	3
#174	WA	2
#1000	Wand of Nagamar	2
#1038	Warm Subject gift certificate	2
#285	White Citadel burger	6
#288	White Citadel fries	4
#1146	Wint-O-Fresh mint	6
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#813	Yummy Tummy bean	219
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#69	abominable snowcone	494
#517	acid-squirting flower	5
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#652	adder bladder	3
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#510	amulet of extreme plot significance	21
#478	ancient Magi-Wipes	6
#637	ancient frozen dinner	1
#408	ancient protein powder	7
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#1006	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
#314	anniversary balloon	3
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#164	anti-anti-antidote	30
#80	anticheese	223
#167	antique bottle of cough syrup	4
#721	antique greaves	2
#621	antique helmet	4
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#484	armgun	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#678	arrrgyle socks	2
#474	asbestos ore	12
#438	asparagus knife	12
#89	aspirin	8
#643	asshat	1
#894	astral mushroom	4
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#115	attention spanner	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1350	awful poetry journal	10
#238	bätzle	3
#1848	baby killer bee	1
#7431	badass belt	1
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#689	bag of airline peanuts	41
#1110	baggie of powdered sugar	2
#430	balaclava	1
#2043	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#967	banana	2
#500	banana peel	3
#218	banjo strings	1
#301	bar skin	39
#35	barbed-wire fence	348
#68	barskin hat	10
#141	bartender-in-the-box	2
#758	baseball	2
#98	basic meat fez	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#600	bat guano	9
#274	bat wing	56
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#298	batblade	10
#568	batgut	27
#49	beach ball marble	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#571	beer bong	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#217	beer lens	12
#583	beertini	2
#354	begpwnia	2
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#49	bejeweled accordion strap	5
#530	big red clown nose	9
#250	big rock	4
#210	big stick	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#479	bit-o-cactus	3
#590	black & tan	1
#483	black candy heart	13
#510	black eyedrops	1
#565	black forest cake	2
#552	black forest ham	1
#408	black greaves	4
#546	black helmet	2
#389	black kettle drum	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#577	black pepper	1
#333	black picnic basket	3
#891	black pixel	3
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#632	black pudding	1
#93	black sheepskin diploma	4
#734	black snake skin	2
#812	black snowcone	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#726	black sword	1
#729	blackberry	3
#435	bloody beer	19
#511	bloody clown pants	8
#622	bloody mary	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#728	blue pixel	38
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#463	blue snowcone	13
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
#55	blundarrrbus	9
#71	bone collar	5
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#473	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	7
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#698	bottle of alcohol	1
#471	bottle of gin	31
#690	bottle of rum	42
#459	bottle of sewage schnapps	8
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#534	bottle of tequila	32
#496	bottle of vodka	27
#716	bottle of whiskey	25
#181	bottled inspiration	4
#142	bow staff	1
#890	bowl of cottage cheese	5
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#124	bowl of lucky charms	6
#190	bowl of oriole's nest soup	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#322	box	39
#750	boxed wine	12
#129	brainy skull	4
#118	brass stinger	5
#648	briefcase	2
#476	broken cellular phone	4
#541	broken skull	24
#541	bronzed locust	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
#477	brown sugar cane	4
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#617	bubbly potion	8
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#194	bugbear beanie	42
#238	bugbear bungguard	26
#345	bum cheek	50
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#666	bunch of bananas	3
#443	cactus fruit	2
#438	calle de miel	2
#1326	can of Binarrrca	4
#711	can of Red Minotaur	3
#41	can of black paint	11
#546	can of fake snow	1
#593	can of maces	1
#2974	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#1264	candy cane	26
#1784	candy stake	4
#302	canopic jar	14
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#1613	carbon nanotube frame	2
#439	carbonated water lily	5
#521	cardboard wakizashi	2
#369	carob chunk cookies	5
#495	carob chunk noodles	2
#506	carob chunks	4
#205	casino pass	18
#9	cast	12,896
#155	cat appendix	34
#181	catgut	59
#567	centipede eggs	2
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1270	chaos butterfly	12
#236	cheap plastic bottle opener	25
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#450	chef's hat	16
#80	chef-in-the-box	6
#664	cherry	1
#661	chewing gum on a string	3
#109	chocolate box	1
#224	chocolate spurs	3
#492	chopsticks	5
#384	chorizo brownies	4
#492	chorizo taco	5
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#463	chrome ore	10
#523	chrome sword	1
#79	clockwork chef-in-the-box	2
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#615	cloudy potion	9
#674	clown hammer	39
#374	clown shoes	7
#462	clown skin	10
#945	cocoa eggshell fragment	9
#210	coconut shell	312
#597	coffin lid	1
#350	cog	87
#155	cog and sprocket assembly	3
#623	cold ninja mask	2
#250	cold wad	6
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#716	comfy coffin	1
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#300	concentrated magicalness pill	6
#47	congratulatory cake	2
#558	cool whip	3
#437	corncob pipe	2
#488	cornuthaum	6
#17	cosmic lemonade	13
#167	cottage	2
#249	cranberries	125
#185	crossbow string	1
#469	crowbarrr	3
#125	cyclops eyedrops	5
#470	cymbal syrup	9
#585	dance card	1
#616	dark potion	9
#284	dead guy's watch	25
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#510	decaying goldfish liver	3
#581	decorative fountain	4
#628	defective skull	30
#477	dehydrated caviar	5
#133	delicious spicy noodles	3
#980	dense meat stack	5
#436	dented harmonica	1
#244	desiccated apricot	31
#73	detective skull	2
#851	diamond-studded cane	2
#902	dill	29
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#339	dirty hobo gloves	69
#594	disassembled clover	70
#316	disbelief suspenders	3
#854	disco ball	21
#812	disco mask	19
#429	disease	21
#263	disembodied brain	14
#346	dishrag	1
#653	disintegrating quill pen	3
#322	disintegrating sheet music	7
#1172	disturbing fanfic	19
#478	divine cracker	1
#547	divine noisemaker	1
#1640	doll house	1
#43	double daisy	10
#182	drab sonata	32
#241	dried face	15
#635	drum machine	2
#904	dry noodles	6
#981	drywall axe	9
#441	ducha de oro	2
#228	dungeoneer's dungarees	5
#144	dusty animal jawbone	2
#197	dusty animal pelvis	2
#832	dusty bottle of Merlot	4
#865	dusty bottle of Muscat	3
#931	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	2
#846	dusty bottle of Port	4
#735	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	6
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#429	eXtreme mittens	7
#337	eXtreme scarf	9
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#749	effervescent potion	4
#26	eggnog	900
#213	empty meat tank	17
#442	enchanted barbell	2
#370	enchanted bean	5
#206	enchanted eyepatch	1
#785	encoder ring	10
#1145	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
#259	enormous belt buckle	12
#611	evil golden arch	7
#354	evil golden arches	1
#27	evil teddy bear sewing kit	9
#556	explosion-flavored chewing gum	50
#125	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	2
#263	extra-strength strongness elixir	5
#1016	eye of newt	1
#798	eyepatch	3
#722	f3d0r4	3
#123	fairy gravy boat	9
#705	fake fake vomit	42
#79	false eyelashes	7
#735	fancy bath salts	3
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#1378	fat stacks of cash	1
#2007	felt	2
#412	fermenting powder	1
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#303	fez of etymology	1
#408	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	2
#514	filthy corduroys	8
#324	filthy hippy poncho	1
#690	filthy knitted dread sack	3
#1194	filthy lucre	16
#743	fine wine	2
#776	fire	6
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#431	fire poi	2
#793	fizzy potion	3
#626	flaming crutch	5
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#619	flange	1
#714	flaregun	5
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#60	flask of baconstone juice	2
#171	flat dough	30
#258	flimsy clipboard	1
#275	flower petal pie	1
#593	flute of flat champagne	5
#240	foolscap fool's cap	13
#99	football helmet	1
#376	frayed rope belt	3
#776	frightful feather	1
#712	frigid ninja stars	15
#222	frilly skirt	20
#373	frozen banquet	5
#522	frozen nunchaku	3
#705	fruitcake	31
#158	funky brass fez	1
#608	funky dried mushroom	4
#918	furry fur	20
#177	furry pants	4
#16	fuzzbump	409
#495	gator skin	5
#1567	ghost cucumber	5
#222	ghuol ears	87
#334	ghuol egg	58
#461	ghuol egg quiche	2
#201	ghuol guolash	54
#1643	giant discarded plastic fork	3
#543	giant moxie weed	2
#738	giant needle	16
#756	gingerbread bugbear	30
#2303	gingerbread horror	3
#696	glass of goat's milk	4
#834	glowing red eye	4
#191	gnatwing	34
#296	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#302	gnoll lips	12
#216	gnoll teeth	21
#490	goat beard	7
#545	goat cheese	14
#583	goat cheese pizza	6
#826	gob of wet hair	1
#93	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#294	gr8ps	15
#346	grapefruit	18
#166	grapes	83
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#220	green beer	76
#900	green candy heart	3
#197	green peawee marble	2
#508	green pixel	75
#843	green snowcone	1
#94	gremlin mutagen	4
#442	grog	2
#874	grouchy restless spirit	2
#391	grungy bandana	1
#347	guano coffee cup	4
#122	guitar pick	47
#533	guy made of bee pollen	4
#189	hair spray	87
#5202	handful of confetti	1
#211	handful of drink tickets	1
#434	handful of hand chalk	55
#483	handful of moss	3
#598	handful of sand	10
#246	handsomeness potion	8
#2506	heart necklace	2
#124	heart of rock and roll	1
#1045	heart-shaped balloon	2
#777	heavy D	17
#194	heavy metal sonata	3
#322	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	2
#414	hellion cube	12
#112	helmet recipe	5
#636	helmet turtle	52
#520	hemp string	10
#373	henna tattoo	1
#1103	herb brownies	2
#532	herbs	19
#606	hermit permit	1
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#519	hill of beans	21
#49	hippopotamus pants	3
#355	hippopotamus skin	2
🥉	hobo code binder	1
#570	hobo nickel	339
#575	honey-dipped locust	1
#139	hopping socks	2
#307	horizontal tango	3
#154	hot buttered roll	3
#268	hot hi mein	1
#788	hot katana blade	4
#384	hot nuggets	1
#317	hot wad	8
#1068	hot wing	7
#477	huge spoon	2
#311	hypodermic needle	5
#361	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	389
#946	ice-cold Willer	18
#231	ice-cold fotie	125
#76	ice-cold six-pack	297
#534	icy katana hilt	2
#1370	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#296	infernal fife	2
#741	infernal insoles	1
#589	inkwell	2
#605	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#1776	ion grid	1
#291	irate sombrero	8
#741	iron pasta spoon	5
#94	irradiated pet snacks	4
#332	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	21
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#944	jazz soap	23
#123	jet bennie marble	1
#688	joybuzzer	41
#378	jug-o-magicalness	3
#305	jumbo olive	6
#320	ketchup hound	14
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#2060	kite	1
#1425	kneecapping stick	3
#392	large box	9
#439	lavender candy heart	37
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2028	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#129	lead necklace	69
#206	lead yo-yo	1
#456	leaflet	1
#310	leather chaps	9
#600	leathery bat skin	4
#645	leathery cat skin	4
#380	leathery rat skin	5
#500	leftovers of indeterminate origin	2
#546	lemon	50
#174	lemonade marble	1
#1751	length of string	1
#669	leotarrrd	1
#210	libation of liveliness	1
#200	lihc eye	112
#513	lihc eye pie	2
#145	lihc face	49
#409	lime	21
#368	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	19
#514	line	68
#301	linoleum crossbow	2
#782	linoleum ore	2
#437	linoleum staff	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#430	little paper umbrella	114
#1135	loaded serum blowgun	3
#481	long pork	1
#326	long skinny balloon	24
#272	loose teeth	223
#377	los chinos	1
#191	lotion of hotness	2
#222	lotion of stench	1
#569	lovecat tail	1
#761	lowercase N	3
#100	lucky ball-and-chain	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#1977	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#492	mafia aria	46
#165	magic lamp	5
#643	magical ice cube with a fly in it	45
#284	magical ice cubes	186
#161	magical mystery juice	136
#233	magicalness-in-a-can	21
#45	magnifying glass	11
#552	maiden wig	2
#248	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#277	many-eyed glasses	6
#610	maple syrup	4
#320	margarita	4
#358	mariachi G-string	7
#471	mariachi pants	31
#1086	marionette	1
#921	marshmallow	1
#194	martini	20
#564	marzipan skull	14
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#378	meat engine	3
#163	meat from yesterday	14
#438	meat vortex	73
#43	meatcar model	10
#266	menudo ravioli	1
#470	mesh cap	3
#657	metallic A	23
#510	milky potion	13
#460	mind flayer corpse	15
#372	miner's helmet	7
#455	miner's pants	4
#35	miniature dormouse	6
#143	monkey wrench	15
#531	mood ring	8
#69	moonglasses	8
#647	mother's little helper	1
#145	moxie magnet	1
#190	moxie weed	129
#690	mugcake	1
#320	mullet wig	4
#218	mummy mask	1
#623	mummy wrapping	8
#763	murky potion	3
#187	necklace chain	17
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#104	ninja pirate zombie robot head	1
#124	nothing-in-the-box	7
#3384	obsidian dagger	1
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#483	stringy sinew	19
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#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3935	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
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#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
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#2139	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
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#2570	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
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#354	uncooked chorizo	10
#531	unidentified jerky	7
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#532	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	2
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#133	valuable trinket	737
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#637	viking helmet	8
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#31	wang	332
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#461	white Canadian	5
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#845	wolf mask	6
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#802	yellow snowcone	39
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#368	yeti fur	448
#2204	yo	1
#2365	yo-yo	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 36,246 items total!

what items are this player missing?