| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #827 | Boss Bat britches | 17 |
| #1035 | CRIMBCO mug | 8 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #819 | CRIMBCO wine | 9 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #367 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #19 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1,009 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #107 | bacon bath ball | 9 |
| #1476 | badass belt | 37 |
| #668 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #235 | chocolate bath ball | 4 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #2106 | duct tape | 2 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #1736 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #182 | festive sausage | 14 |
| #516 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #293 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #248 | figurine of a stinking seal | 9 |
| #864 | filthy lucre | 37 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #974 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #178 | holiday cheese log | 12 |
| #196 | incense bath ball | 5 |
| #148 | jamfish jam | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #93 | magical mystery juice | 598 |
| #533 | motivational poster | 8 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #442 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #213 | old sweatpants | 335 |
| #148 | paranormal ricotta | 4 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2122 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #401 | turtle pheromones | 7 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #15 | vampire glitter | 23 |
| #1144 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #13 | wine-soaked bone chips | 41 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |