LocustReign

RankItemQuantity
#293A. W. O. L. commendation21
#1228Argarggagarg's fang1
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#1045BGE merchandise order form1
#564BGE pocket calendar1
#1310BGE shotglass5
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#436BGE tiny plastic toy3
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#1117CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#508CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)2
#1019CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1008CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#379CRIMBCO scrip835
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#175Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#82Chester's muscle shirt1
#91Chester's sunglasses1
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1453Crimbuck212
#4249Crown of the Goblin King1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1494Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#211Frosty's carrot1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#120Frosty's snowball sack1
#1145Heimandatz's heart1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#119Hodgman's bow tie1
#134Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#65Hodgman's metal detector1
#145Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#209Inndya trading card1
#1203Instant Karma1
#879Jocko Homo's head2
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#990Knob Goblin elite helm1
#995Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1208Knob Goblin firecracker1
#780Knob Goblin harem pants2
#995Knob Goblin harem veil1
#1091Knob Goblin love potion1
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#738Knob Goblin perfume1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#695Knob Goblin seltzer3
#941Knob Goblin steroids1
#735Knob Goblin superseltzer1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#152Knob Kitchen grab-bag1
#821Knob mushroom1
#646Knob sausage1
#122Knob sausage stir-fry1
#136Knob stir-fry1
#351Knob stuffed shells1
#2245Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#231Morbidda trading card1
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#695Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip2
#568Pokëmann figurine: Duck2
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#446Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking3
#589Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan2
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#776Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#706Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu2
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#575Pokëmann figurine: Twitter3
#551Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite3
#546Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth3
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#1201Retenez L'Herbe Paté2
#84Roo trading card2
#1076Safari Jack's moustache1
#210Serenity trading card1
#471Sinful Desires1
#947Summer Nights1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#852The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#72The Landscaper's leafblower1
#44The Legendary Beat1
#1037The Mariachi's guitar case1
#207The Snake trading card1
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#1945Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#936Travels with Jerry1
#701Uncle Romulus1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#2405Valentine1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#205Wand of Oscus1
#227Woldo trading card1
#1120Yakisoba's hat1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#614Zim Merman's guitar1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#181Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#847annoying pitchfork2
#543antique 8-Bit Power magazine2
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#1849baby killer bee1
#1715baconstone3
#7429badass belt1
#1029balloon monkey1
#2126barrrnacle1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#966black striped oyster egg5
#316blood-faced volleyball1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
🥈blue ribbon1
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#385bottle of rhinoceros hormones1
#1072bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#437bow1
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#37bronze handcuffs2
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#957can of spinach1
#145can-you-dig-it?1
#1749canteen of wine1
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#1660cheap toaster1
#1222cocoa egg1
#555concentrated garbage juice1
#1822corpse on the beach1
#217corpsebite1
#1424corpsedriver2
#1811corpsetini1
#179deactivated MicroMechaMech1
#32dead guy's memento1
#615deadly lampshade1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#5139easter egg balloon1
#1811elven limbos gingerbread1
#1586elven moonshine1
#1396elven socks1
#194elven whittling knife1
#149empty Cloaca-Cola bottle99
#749empty agua de vida bottle99
#651enchanted toothpick1
#83essential cameraderie1
#83essential soy1
#100essential tofu1
#291false eyelashes1
#309fertilized ghuol egg1
#1426festive holiday hat1
#498flamin' bindle1
#886flaming mushroom1
#827frozen mushroom1
#2296fuzzy dice3
#641ga-ga radio1
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#736gnauga hide1
#211golden plastic oyster egg1
#1387gray bow tie1
#1910green beer1
#5337grue egg1
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#2400hamethyst1
#1210heart of the volcano3
#183hobo fortress blueprints1
#306hovering sombrero1
#134imitation nice watch1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#581jar of squeeze1
#201kamicorpse-ee1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#1515knuckle sandwich1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#938lewd playing card1
#563lucky bottlecap1
#2078mafia aria1
#153maple leaf4
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#1437mushroom fermenting solution3
#3383obsidian dagger1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#1889oyster basket1
#319pair of ragged claws1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#1304patent leather shoes1
#1464penguin thesaurus1
#2716pet rock1
#66pixel morning star1
#49pixel stopwatch1
#1784porquoise2
#1168potato sprout1
#263pregnant mushroom1
#321psycho sweater1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#1564puce polka-dot oyster egg2
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#216purple corpsel1
#1730really dense meat stack1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#209red-headed corpse1
#416rewinged stab bat1
#461sabre-toothed lime cub1
#2414sandwich of the gods1
#422severed rocking horse head1
#2957shiny ring1
#28silver keg2
#511sleazy bindle1
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#3789spectre scepter1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#554spooky bindle1
#1368spooky cosmetics bag1
#542spooky hockey mask3
#548spooky pirate skeleton1
#65squirmy violent party snack1
#280star starfish1
#493stinkin' bindle1
#821stinky mushroom1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#7010stuffed Cheshire bitten3
#8943stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#8864stuffed angry cow1
#8975stuffed astral badger1
#8950stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#1578stuffed dodecapede1
#3202stuffed doppelshifter1
#8925stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#7822stuffed frozen gravy fairy2
#952stuffed ghuol whelp1
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#8912stuffed mind flayer1
#8941stuffed scary death orb1
#8963stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8804stuffed snowy owl1
#1458stuffed spooky mushroom5
#6928stuffed stinky gravy fairy3
#8893stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#1487support cummerbund1
#2033teddy bear1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3935tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8189tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#84tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3873tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3908tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3872tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3893tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#84tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#2762tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy2
#2781tiny plastic Protagonist2
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3064tiny plastic The Man1
#3925tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3855tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#2858tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#4842tiny plastic angry goat3
#3939tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3974tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8124tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#2788tiny plastic beanbat2
#4477tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3906tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8093tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8218tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8184tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8091tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8057tiny plastic grue1
#3893tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8067tiny plastic killer bee1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3836tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8109tiny plastic mosquito1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#2801tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#8100tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4466tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8223tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8135tiny plastic star starfish1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3857tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#2762tiny plastic warwelf2
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#134unwound clockwork grapefruit1
#76world's most unappetizing beverage1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1

Wow, that's 1,735 items total!

what items are this player missing?