Captain Vittles

RankItemQuantity
#14371-ball1
#14282-ball1
#14553-ball1
#14754-ball1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#785ASCII shirt1
#393Angry Farmer's Wife Candy1
#1227Argarggagarg's fang1
#63Artist's Butterknife of Regret1
#68Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness1
#65Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury1
#64Artist's Spatula of Despair1
#61Artist's Whisk of Misery1
#1132Asleep in the Cemetery1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#760Bit O' Ectoplasm1
#149Blood 'n' Plenty1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#113Boss Drops1
#1731Cloaca grenade1
#282Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#1927Daffy Taffy1
#191Dogsgotnonoz pills1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#206Everlasting Deckswabber1
#1007Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#182GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#103Good 'n' Slimy1
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#137Gummy Brains1
#1144Heimandatz's heart1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#1285Jocko Homo's head1
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#628Knob Goblin lunchbox1
#940Knob Goblin steroids1
#1063Let Me Be!1
#141Lobos Mints1
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#1573Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#368Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I1
#385Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II1
#382Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III1
#328Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV1
#313Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V1
#319Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI1
#233O'RLY manual1
#1270Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#813Pink Heart of Spirit1
#130Rattlin' Chains1
#2659Rock Pops1
#1075Safari Jack's moustache1
#1320Senior Mints1
#471Sinful Desires1
#29Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise1
#24Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot1
#22Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb1
#62Staff of Blood and Pudding1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#65Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#121Staff of the Soupbone1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#644Steal This Candy1
#669Sugar Cog1
#128Super Weight-Gain 90001
#1955Tasty Fun Good rice candy1
#852The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#1035The Mariachi's guitar case1
#22Uncle Romulus (used)1
#1955Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#1117Yakisoba's hat1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#15Young Man's Crew Sequester1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#622alphabet gum1
#52ancient turtle shell1
#71anger blaster1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#736antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#753bag of lard1
#171ballast turtle1
#67bartender-skull-in-the-box1
#650bit-o-cactus1
#510black eyedrops1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#138blank diary1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#122blue shell1
#565bottle of Mystic Shell1
#670bottle of antifreeze1
#142bottlecap turtle1
#230box turtle1
#77boxcar turtle1
#2708brick1
#247brown crock marble1
#155bumblebee marble1
#77butterfly knife1
#957can of spinach1
#1142candied kobold1
#106cheap Chinese beer1
#110chef-skull-in-the-box1
#716chocolate filthy lucre1
#213chocolate seal-clubbing club1
#210chocolate turtle totem1
#87crude crudités1
#200cube of billiard chalk1
#268cyclops eyedrops1
#102dead meat bun1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#68doubt cannon1
#126dueling turtle1
#1281dwarf bread1
#1946facsimile dictionary1
#762fake blood1
#62fear condenser1
#692[2426]fire flower1
#24flickering pixel6
#431foie gras1
#282freezerburned ice cube1
#195furry green turtle1
#65great big capacitor1
#278green peawee marble1
#177grinning turtle1
#160heavy leather-bound tome1
#575honey-dipped locust1
#139ivory cue ball1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#66jar of psychoses (Jick)1
#47jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)1
#49jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)1
#44jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)1
#46jar of psychoses (The Old Man)1
#42jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)1
#48jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)1
#581jar of squeeze1
#123jet bennie marble1
#232knobby helmet turtle1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#174lemonade marble1
#938lewd playing card1
#834maple syrup1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#313memory of a C1
#76memory of a CA base pair1
#90memory of a CG base pair1
#83memory of a CT base pair1
#323memory of a G1
#92memory of a GT base pair1
#313memory of a T1
#308memory of an A1
#89memory of an AG base pair1
#99memory of an AT base pair1
#327memory of some delicious amino acids1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#63old chum1
#129padded tortoise1
#160painted turtle1
#143pawn cookie1
#102pixel power cell1
#2048pixellated candy heart1
#530poltergeist-in-the-jar-o1
#113possibility potion1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#1730really dense meat stack1
#217red China marble1
#62regret hose1
#31rhinoceros horn1
#81roasted duck1
#94samurai turtle1
#681scented massage oil1
#180sewer turtle1
#190six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola1
#201skeletortoise1
#420sleeping wereturtle1
#148snailmail bits1
#2844solid gold bowling ball1
#120soup turtle1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#202sterno-flavored Hob-O1
#1830stuffed Baron von Ratsworth15
#2597stuffed Cheshire bitten18
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#2632stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech18
#1469stuffed Meat25
#1692stuffed angry cow30
#1899stuffed astral badger27
#2086stuffed baby gravy fairy25
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1422stuffed cocoabo35
#1168stuffed crazy bastard sword4
#1578stuffed dodecapede1
#2713stuffed flaming gravy fairy18
#1901stuffed frozen gravy fairy27
#952stuffed ghuol whelp1
#2293stuffed hand turkey22
#1734stuffed key13
#1461stuffed martini3
#3037stuffed mind flayer15
#1898stuffed mink14
#1809stuffed monocle16
#1993stuffed scary death orb26
#1895stuffed sleazy gravy fairy27
#2129stuffed snowy owl23
#2191stuffed spooky gravy fairy23
#551stuffed spooky mushroom15
#2072stuffed stinky gravy fairy24
#1852stuffed teddy butler15
#1403stuffed tin of caviar27
#1658stuffed treasure chest15
#2378stuffed undead elbow macaroni21
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#167syncopated turtle1
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#257tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer7
#406tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory5
#323tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer6
#380tiny die-cast Don Crimbo2
#83tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer12
#139tiny die-cast Father Crimbo4
#228tiny die-cast Father Crimborg3
#398tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer5
#197tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer8
#54tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg7
#386tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer5
#157tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer9
#184tiny die-cast Swiss hen3
#143tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo4
#320tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign6
#503tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer4
#75tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg5
#70tiny die-cast blade a-spinning5
#190tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree3
#97tiny die-cast factory worker elf11
#603tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf3
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#72tiny die-cast goose a-laying5
#322tiny die-cast killing bird2
#316tiny die-cast middle-management elf6
#507tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf4
#580tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#477tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf4
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#119tiny die-cast turtle mech4
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#1417tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#1155tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1159tiny plastic Beebee King1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3935tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#795tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1327tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#8188tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#1155tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1326tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3872tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#1355tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#3908tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#169tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3873tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3893tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#777tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#3858tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1138tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#771tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#1339tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3064tiny plastic The Man1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#3925tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#3855tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8209tiny plastic angry goat1
#1374tiny plastic angry space marine1
#3939tiny plastic anime smiley1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3973tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#8248tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8123tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#1360tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1348tiny plastic beebee queue1
#4475tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1327tiny plastic blazing bat1
#8172tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3905tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1343tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#990tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8092tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8217tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#1129tiny plastic fire servant1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8149tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8183tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8090tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8055tiny plastic grue1
#3893tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8124tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#8066tiny plastic killer bee1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8198tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8099tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3836tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#1341tiny plastic moneybee1
#8108tiny plastic mosquito1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#8098tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4464tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4451tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1125tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8222tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3935tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8157tiny plastic stab bat1
#8133tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1119tiny plastic the Free Man1
#3857tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4480tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3849tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#394toothbrush1
#111torquoise1
#126tortoboggan1
#51toy taijijian1
#95triad summoning scroll1
#71tube of herbal ointment1
#196turtle wax1
#49turtle wax greaves1
#57turtle wax helmet1
#87turtle wax shield1
#289turtlemail bits1
#154unnatural gas1
#225very overdue library book1
#1799yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2817yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1

Wow, that's 1,073 items total!

what items are this player missing?