| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #763 | Bonerdagon necklace | 14 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #1169 | Boss Bat britches | 10 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #521 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #558 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 9 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #1284 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #771 | Jack-in-the-box | 5 |
| #479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #329 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #320 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| #1266 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 19 |
| #208 | Misty Cloak | 6 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #654 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #430 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2548 | badass belt | 19 |
| #472 | bejeweled cufflinks | 8 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #258 | chintzy turtle brooch | 3 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #71 | double-ice cap | 6 |
| #2106 | duct tape | 2 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #244 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #322 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #282 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #292 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #321 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #312 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #291 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #286 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #364 | fancy opera glasses | 11 |
| #159 | flaming glowsticks | 3 |
| #696 | flaming mushroom | 2 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #328 | frozen mushroom | 7 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #831 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #493 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #621 | giant designer sunglasses | 5 |
| #720 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
| #1455 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #536 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 8 |
| #212 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #1592 | giant pinky ring | 5 |
| #524 | gold wedding ring | 6 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1844 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| #603 | heart of the volcano | 11 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #33 | metallic foil bow | 1 |
| #136 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 4 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1212 | obsidian dagger | 13 |
| #1329 | old sweatpants | 18 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #386 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #316 | peanut brittle shield | 10 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #199 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #66 | sandpaper | 1 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #212 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #303 | spark plug earring | 3 |
| #1419 | spectre scepter | 19 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #254 | stinky mushroom | 10 |
| #782 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #971 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 44 |
| #776 | stuffed Meat | 60 |
| #271 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 29 |
| #2384 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #262 | stuffed martini | 36 |
| #921 | stuffed mink | 50 |
| #788 | stuffed monocle | 59 |
| #800 | stuffed teddy butler | 58 |
| #907 | stuffed tin of caviar | 51 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #1596 | valuable trinket | 15 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |