| #87 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #614 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #175 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #148 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #993 | CRIMBCO mug | 9 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #209 | Crimbo Credit | 52 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #212 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 130 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #74 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 2 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #409 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #239 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #1015 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #968 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1890 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #121 | chocolate bath ball | 8 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #2108 | duct tape | 2 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #535 | green clay bead | 11 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1102 | hobo nickel | 12 |
| #139 | incense bath ball | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #206 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #44 | misshapen animal skeleton | 3 |
| #495 | mother's little helper | 3 |
| #569 | motivational poster | 7 |
| #142 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #500 | pink clay bead | 19 |
| #475 | purple clay bead | 4 |
| #104 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 4 |
| #116 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |