| #88 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #176 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 4 |
| #149 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #995 | CRIMBCO mug | 9 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #208 | Crimbo Credit | 52 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #211 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 130 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #74 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 2 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #241 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #1018 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #123 | chocolate bath ball | 8 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #2107 | duct tape | 2 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #530 | green clay bead | 11 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1101 | hobo nickel | 12 |
| #140 | incense bath ball | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #204 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #45 | misshapen animal skeleton | 3 |
| #494 | mother's little helper | 3 |
| #570 | motivational poster | 7 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #492 | pink clay bead | 19 |
| #470 | purple clay bead | 4 |
| #105 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 4 |
| #116 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |