| #468 | ASCII shirt | 3 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #234 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #446 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #2427 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #535 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1469 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #508 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #519 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1289 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #301 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 25 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #265 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 3 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #221 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #848 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #272 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #254 | ant pick | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #469 | asshat | 2 |
| #1547 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #2451 | baconstone | 1 |
| #4726 | badass belt | 6 |
| #1595 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #459 | bit of clingfilm | 9 |
| #265 | bone chips | 65 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #354 | bronze breastplate | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1577 | duct tape | 7 |
| #400 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #473 | figurine of a charred seal | 6 |
| #652 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #82 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 4 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #273 | figurine of a slippery seal | 6 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #211 | figurine of an ancient seal | 3 |
| #1047 | filthy lucre | 24 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #726 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #408 | goth kid t-shirt | 10 |
| #66 | grinning turtle | 4 |
| #3473 | grue egg | 4 |
| #240 | guard turtle collar | 2 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #3054 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #405 | harem girl t-shirt | 2 |
| #2508 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #326 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #850 | lead necklace | 5 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #2031 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #311 | palm frond | 19 |
| #1431 | pet rock | 4 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #626 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #82 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #31 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 5 |
| #158 | prosthetic forehead | 10 |
| #1732 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #285 | rewinged stab bat | 2 |
| #1334 | roll of toilet paper | 22 |
| #3666 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #462 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #211 | sleeping wereturtle | 4 |
| #23 | smiley-face sticker | 2 |
| #1546 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1800 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1585 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #281 | star starfish | 1 |
| #6297 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7834 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #6372 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4812 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #5808 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7026 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6375 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #4601 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6911 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6929 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7020 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #74 | syncopated turtle | 3 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2069 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 9 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2774 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #915 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1671 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2246 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1754 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3962 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1415 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #2833 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #1834 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #2524 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2883 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2042 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1781 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2173 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #4014 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 7 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2124 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2110 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #863 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1360 | towel | 3 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1548 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #489 | vampire collar | 2 |
| #429 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 2 |
| #591 | wreath of laurels | 1 |