| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #34 | Clara's bell | 23 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 2 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #3104 | Crimbuck | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's frosty mug | 8 |
| #60 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #23 | Gene Tonic: Horror | 1 |
| #15 | Globmule | 1 |
| #426 | Iron Beta of Industry | 18 |
| #235 | Knob nuts | 1 |
| #10 | LOV Enamorang | 137 |
| #47 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 2 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #46 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #103 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1 |
| #575 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 9 |
| #33 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 60 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| 🥇 | Party Tattoo™ gift certificate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #16 | Red Roger's red right hand | 4 |
| #17 | Sexy Cosmo | 1 |
| #49 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #4 | Spooky VHS Tape | 538 |
| #89 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #753 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 7 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #131 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 100 |
| #16 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 3 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| #112 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #14 | abstraction: joy | 40 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #41 | blue mana | 43 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #1209 | box of sunshine | 176 |
| #13 | broken skull | 10,064 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #343 | casino pass | 9 |
| #13 | cheap cigar butt | 521 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #100 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 2 |
| #481 | crystalline cheer | 6 |
| #83 | cylindrical mold | 49 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #130 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 2 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #15 | detective tattoo | 1 |
| #22 | distention pill | 30 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #48 | eldritch distillate | 2 |
| #169 | eldritch dough | 1 |
| #353 | eldritch effluvium | 3 |
| #60 | eldritch extract | 2 |
| #86 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #77 | eldritch oil | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #15 | electronics kit | 527 |
| #24 | emergency margarita | 8 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #191 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #62 | extra-greasy slider | 45 |
| #39 | extremely slippery nipple | 1 |
| #88 | fake fake vomit | 285 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #38 | fishy paste | 3 |
| #103 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 2 |
| #7 | gas can | 1,220 |
| #7 | ghost bit | 727 |
| #92 | ghost pepper | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #136 | gleaming oyster egg | 3 |
| #8 | glob of spoiled mayo | 370 |
| 🥇 | grinning ghostling | 1 |
| #1073 | handful of confetti | 38 |
| #72 | innuendo | 1 |
| #14 | jam band bootleg | 461 |
| #29 | magical sausage | 159 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #343 | negative lump | 4 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of dragon's teeth | 1 |
| 🥇 | party pup | 1 |
| #170 | pearlescent oyster egg | 3 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #130 | red drunki-bear | 4 |
| #83 | reflection of a map | 10 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #105 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #428 | rubber emo roe | 76 |
| #88 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #7 | scroll of minor invulnerability | 3,000 |
| #76 | shadow bread | 1 |
| #11 | shadow brick | 200 |
| #17 | shadow candy | 1 |
| #14 | shadow chef's hat | 1 |
| #65 | shadow fluid | 1 |
| #58 | shadow glass | 1 |
| #12 | shadow hammer | 1 |
| #68 | shadow sausage | 1 |
| #58 | shadow sinew | 1 |
| #72 | shadow skin | 1 |
| #55 | shadow stick | 1 |
| #13 | shadow trousers | 1 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #51 | shard of double-ice | 950 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #5 | silver Dreadsylvanian flask | 1 |
| #34 | single entendre | 1 |
| #52 | space blanket | 2 |
| 🥈 | special edition Batfellow comic | 436 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #40 | splendid martini | 5 |
| #527 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #32 | superduperheated metal | 1 |
| #47 | synthetic dog hair pill | 10 |
| #349 | tambourine bells | 12 |
| #55 | three-legged pants | 13 |
| #314 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #129 | unfinished fruitcake | 3 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #70 | void burger | 1 |
| #65 | void lager | 1 |
| #13 | void shard | 2 |
| #33 | void stone | 192 |
| #5 | whet stone | 62 |
| #63 | yellow plastic hard hat | 2 |