| #298 | "DRINK ME" potion | 53 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #84 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1315 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #584 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #195 | DNOTC Box | 2 |
| #775 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 3 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #496 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #553 | Go-Wassail | 27 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #849 | Jack-in-the-box | 4 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #781 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 3 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #110 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #254 | Newbiesport™ tent | 10 |
| #22 | PB&BP | 14 |
| #467 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 4 |
| #259 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 6 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #350 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 4 |
| #242 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 6 |
| #291 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 5 |
| #231 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 9 |
| #355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #199 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 7 |
| #409 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 5 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #301 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 7 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 6 |
| #407 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 5 |
| #321 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 6 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #104 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 100 |
| #114 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 75 |
| #111 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 75 |
| #113 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 75 |
| #322 | Typical Tavern swill | 14 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #407 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 29 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #691 | battered Crimbo Crate | 12 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #162 | beer-scented teddy bear | 4 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #185 | booze-soaked cherry | 2 |
| #371 | bottle of bubbles | 25 |
| #250 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #67 | broken clock | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #667 | burst hellseal brain | 3 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2005 | candy cane | 12 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #226 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #33 | club sandwich | 19 |
| #530 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #9 | corned-beef Reuben | 266 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1000 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #737 | dusty Crimbo crate | 12 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #587 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #448 | figurine of a stinking seal | 4 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #492 | frigid fudgepuck | 4 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #612 | fudge lily | 4 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #151 | fudgesicle | 2 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #32 | giant marshmallow | 18 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #184 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 3 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #139 | gummi canary | 2 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #2051 | handful of confetti | 16 |
| #550 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #516 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #465 | hideous egg | 4 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #341 | hot plate | 1 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #535 | jerky coins | 34 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #437 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #552 | pack of pogs | 29 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1339 | penguin focaccia bread | 13 |
| #196 | peppermint sprout | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1030 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1259 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #259 | sack lunch | 1 |
| #442 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #156 | seal lube | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #39 | sealhide buckler | 2 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #38 | sealhide hood | 2 |
| #34 | sealhide leggings | 2 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #297 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #194 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #33 | sealhide whip | 3 |
| #38 | shadowy seal eye | 2 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #356 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #695 | spade necklace | 10 |
| #336 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #325 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #52 | sponge cake | 17 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #264 | squirming egg sac | 50 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #173 | stress ball | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1258 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 31 |
| #1610 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 31 |
| #1585 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 32 |
| #1247 | stuffed Meat | 33 |
| #1685 | stuffed angry cow | 30 |
| #1531 | stuffed astral badger | 34 |
| #1798 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1763 | stuffed cocoabo | 28 |
| #2187 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1672 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1863 | stuffed hand turkey | 28 |
| #770 | stuffed key | 70 |
| #1572 | stuffed mind flayer | 33 |
| #1446 | stuffed mink | 25 |
| #1239 | stuffed monocle | 33 |
| #1791 | stuffed scary death orb | 29 |
| #1284 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 40 |
| #1379 | stuffed snowy owl | 36 |
| #1665 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1591 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1266 | stuffed teddy butler | 32 |
| #1231 | stuffed tin of caviar | 34 |
| #855 | stuffed treasure chest | 59 |
| #1898 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 27 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #898 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 12 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #37 | superduperball | 1 |
| #573 | superheated fudge | 3 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #146 | teflon ore | 1 |
| #888 | ten-leaf clover | 4 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1201 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #600 | torn hellseal sinew | 3 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #415 | white rice | 1 |
| #440 | wind-up meatcar | 23 |
| #10 | wine-soaked bone chips | 50 |
| #645 | worthless knick-knack | 5 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |