| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #786 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #563 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #503 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #140 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 6 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1215 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #16 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #629 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #409 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #670 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #697 | The Joy of Wassailing | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #115 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #346 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #151 | antique pair of blue jeans | 5 |
| #184 | antique record album | 15 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #189 | blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #161 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #284 | burst hellseal brain | 21 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #740 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #461 | empty agua de vida bottle | 376 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #222 | goat | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #267 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2046 | stuffed treasure chest | 7 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #36 | topiary skunk | 2 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #497 | useless powder | 229 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |