| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #141 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 6 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #670 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #697 | The Joy of Wassailing | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #10 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #342 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #154 | antique pair of blue jeans | 5 |
| #184 | antique record album | 15 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #190 | blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #159 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #282 | burst hellseal brain | 21 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #737 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #459 | empty agua de vida bottle | 376 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #222 | goat | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #266 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2043 | stuffed treasure chest | 7 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #35 | topiary skunk | 2 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #498 | useless powder | 229 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |