| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| š„ | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #591 | BURT | 4 |
| #338 | Bonerdagon necklace | 34 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #4 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #700 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 11 |
| š„ | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| š„ | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #127 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 52 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| š„ | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| š„ | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #13 | FantasyRealm key | 9 |
| #41 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #679 | Goodfella contract | 13 |
| š„ | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #274 | Instant Karma | 34 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #25 | Mysterious Black Box | 148 |
| #33 | Mysterious Blue Box | 121 |
| #33 | Mysterious Green Box | 140 |
| #26 | Mysterious Red Box | 148 |
| #253 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| š„ | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #33 | Rubeeā¢ | 809 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #140 | Spirit of Christmas | 12 |
| #41 | Spirit of Easter | 160 |
| #88 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 45 |
| #35 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 358 |
| #110 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 18 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| š„ | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| š„ | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| š„ | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| š„ | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| š„ | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #12 | Thriller Ice | 9 |
| #296 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #158 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 6 |
| #645 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 4 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 6 |
| #28 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 9 |
| #47 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 7 |
| #102 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 12 |
| #260 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 7 |
| #1306 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #46 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 3 |
| #442 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 9 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #12 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 619 |
| š„ | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #461 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| #153 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| š„ | battoo kit | 1 |
| #65 | big rock | 69 |
| #1014 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #11 | black slime glob | 14 |
| #12 | blue LavaCo Lampā¢ | 1 |
| #395 | blue class ring | 6 |
| š„ | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #223 | bottle of goofballs | 100 |
| #22 | brick | 1,320 |
| š„ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #65 | buffalo dime | 3 |
| #10 | bunny liver | 1,984 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #79 | caustic slime nodule | 5 |
| #20 | colossal free-range mushroom | 1 |
| š„ | control crystal | 1 |
| #17 | crystalline cheer | 9,891 |
| #25 | dense meat stack | 1,000,000 |
| #118 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 6 |
| #31 | dirty bottlecap | 1 |
| #23 | discarded button | 2 |
| #424 | donated booze | 7 |
| #276 | donated candy | 26 |
| #264 | donated food | 30 |
| #813 | duct tape | 30 |
| #134 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #28 | embezzler's oil | 2,823 |
| #1171 | empty agua de vida bottle | 4 |
| #203 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #57 | figurine of a charred seal | 38 |
| #266 | floaty sand | 69 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #4 | fried air | 1,181 |
| #130 | friendly cheez blob | 14 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #118 | gooified animal matter | 23 |
| #291 | gooified mineral matter | 2 |
| #96 | gooified vegetable matter | 28 |
| #6 | government requisition form | 805 |
| #5 | grandfather watch | 12 |
| #93 | green clay bead | 124 |
| #11 | green slime glob | 194 |
| #21 | herringcello | 291 |
| #19 | interesting clod of dirt | 2 |
| #8 | intimidating coiffure | 12 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #600 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #1210 | obsidian dagger | 13 |
| #42 | old sweatpants | 1,220 |
| #9 | optimal spreadsheet | 1 |
| #15 | orange slime glob | 214 |
| #218 | ornate picture frame | 7 |
| #32 | packaged model train set | 2 |
| #255 | pink clay bead | 74 |
| #178 | purple clay bead | 26 |
| #470 | red class ring | 17 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #366 | s'more | 9 |
| #239 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #5 | sausage without a cause | 775 |
| #13 | snake skin | 204 |
| #7 | snowman-enchanting tophat | 1 |
| #12 | spaghetti breakfast | 2,147 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #53 | spectre scepter | 295 |
| #11 | spooky cluster | 3 |
| #1342 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #974 | stuffed Meat | 47 |
| š„ | terra cotta tidbits | 3 |
| š„ | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 2 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #43 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #972 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #285 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 35 |
| #14 | void burger | 678 |
| #11 | void lager | 677 |
| #18 | void stone | 656 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #6 | warbear induction oven | 10 |
| #438 | white class ring | 14 |