| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #403 | Bonerdagon necklace | 29 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #699 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 11 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #126 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 52 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #12 | FantasyRealm key | 9 |
| #678 | Goodfella contract | 13 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #363 | Instant Karma | 19 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #31 | Mysterious Black Box | 109 |
| #37 | Mysterious Blue Box | 89 |
| #35 | Mysterious Green Box | 104 |
| #32 | Mysterious Red Box | 105 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #31 | Rubee™ | 789 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #11 | Thriller Ice | 9 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #153 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 6 |
| #632 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 4 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #26 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 9 |
| #147 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 11 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 6 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #401 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 9 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #9 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 617 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #445 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | battoo kit | 1 |
| #57 | big rock | 69 |
| #1209 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #12 | black slime glob | 13 |
| #13 | blue LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #388 | blue class ring | 6 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #218 | bottle of goofballs | 100 |
| #24 | brick | 1,167 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #63 | buffalo dime | 3 |
| #9 | bunny liver | 1,770 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #79 | caustic slime nodule | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #116 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 6 |
| #29 | dirty bottlecap | 1 |
| #21 | discarded button | 2 |
| #406 | donated booze | 7 |
| #263 | donated candy | 26 |
| #257 | donated food | 30 |
| #972 | duct tape | 22 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #58 | figurine of a charred seal | 38 |
| #266 | floaty sand | 69 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #4 | fried air | 1,003 |
| #126 | friendly cheez blob | 14 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #110 | gooified animal matter | 23 |
| #281 | gooified mineral matter | 2 |
| #91 | gooified vegetable matter | 28 |
| #8 | government requisition form | 642 |
| #5 | grandfather watch | 12 |
| #120 | green clay bead | 101 |
| #11 | green slime glob | 186 |
| #20 | herringcello | 291 |
| #18 | interesting clod of dirt | 2 |
| #8 | intimidating coiffure | 12 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #1212 | obsidian dagger | 13 |
| #43 | old sweatpants | 1,124 |
| #9 | optimal spreadsheet | 1 |
| #15 | orange slime glob | 204 |
| #226 | ornate picture frame | 6 |
| #19 | packaged model train set | 3 |
| #296 | pink clay bead | 52 |
| #212 | purple clay bead | 19 |
| #69 | quantum of familiar | 6 |
| #567 | red class ring | 12 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #360 | s'more | 9 |
| #231 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #4 | sausage without a cause | 703 |
| #13 | snake skin | 183 |
| #12 | spaghetti breakfast | 1,966 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #55 | spectre scepter | 275 |
| #11 | spooky cluster | 3 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #971 | stuffed Meat | 47 |
| 🥇 | terra cotta tidbits | 3 |
| 🥇 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #292 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 34 |
| #14 | void burger | 646 |
| #12 | void lager | 651 |
| #18 | void stone | 635 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #6 | warbear induction oven | 10 |
| #455 | white class ring | 13 |