| #139 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #252 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #245 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #250 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #153 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #109 | Himalayan Hidalgo sauce | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #315 | Instant Karma | 25 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #169 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #192 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #349 | Knob stuffed shells | 1 |
| #131 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #50 | Lobster qua Grill | 5 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #68 | Mer-kin begsign | 1 |
| #65 | Mer-kin bunwig | 1 |
| #79 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 1 |
| #57 | Mer-kin cheatsheet | 1 |
| #71 | Mer-kin cooljuice | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #172 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 1 |
| #174 | Mer-kin healscroll | 1 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #86 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #6 | Mer-kin lunchbox | 100 |
| #181 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 1 |
| #110 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #106 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #64 | Mer-kin smartjuice | 1 |
| #161 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #62 | Mer-kin wordquiz | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin worktea | 1 |
| #101 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #61 | Salsa de las Epocas | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #63 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 8 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #327 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 29 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #39 | Vial of jus de larmes | 5 |
| #115 | antimatter wad | 1 |
| #5 | asbestos ore | 3,710 |
| #139 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #39 | beautiful soup | 5 |
| #231 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #151 | blackberry polite | 1 |
| #82 | blue class ring | 54 |
| #279 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #830 | bottle of goofballs | 31 |
| #91 | brand new key | 1 |
| #49 | brass dorsal fin | 1 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #114 | bubbling tempura batter | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #775 | chrome ore | 3 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #25 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #73 | cold and sour sauce | 1 |
| #247 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #357 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #295 | cold powder | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #155 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #130 | concentrated cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #68 | concoction of clumsiness | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #223 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #16 | corrupt club of corruption | 1 |
| #167 | cranberry cordial | 1 |
| #35 | crate of fish meat | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #131 | dolphin whistle | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #466 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #99 | eel battery | 1 |
| #87 | eel sauce | 1 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #41 | eggman noodles | 5 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #190 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #130 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #733 | facsimile dictionary | 12 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #80 | fish stick | 1 |
| #118 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #338 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #162 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #233 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #286 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #107 | globe of Deep Sauce | 1 |
| #627 | gloomy black mushroom | 5 |
| #99 | gnat lasagna | 1 |
| #295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #408 | gold wedding ring | 12 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #107 | green clay bead | 111 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #2192 | grue egg | 10 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #2393 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #901 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #564 | heart of the volcano | 12 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #74 | hot and sour sauce | 1 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #382 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #333 | hot powder | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #179 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #107 | ink bladder | 1 |
| #69 | inky squid sauce | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #210 | libation of liveliness | 1 |
| #10 | linoleum ore | 1,828 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #104 | long pork lasagna | 1 |
| #232 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #237 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #241 | lotion of sleaziness | 1 |
| #242 | lotion of spookiness | 1 |
| #222 | lotion of stench | 1 |
| #563 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #128 | marine aquamarine | 1 |
| #264 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #53 | missing wine | 5 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #107 | odd silver coin | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #216 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #156 | olive lo mein | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #184 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #171 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #123 | peach lozenge | 1 |
| #130 | pear lozenge | 1 |
| #23 | peppermint tailings | 1,085 |
| #148 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #117 | pink clay bead | 176 |
| #123 | plum lozenge | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #144 | pork elf goodies sack | 55 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #119 | potent potion of potency | 1 |
| #234 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #240 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #82 | pressurized potion of perception | 1 |
| #69 | pressurized potion of perspicacity | 1 |
| #32 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 1 |
| #59 | pressurized potion of proficiency | 1 |
| #67 | pressurized potion of puissance | 1 |
| #70 | pressurized potion of pulchritude | 1 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #104 | pulled blue taffy | 1 |
| #105 | pulled green taffy | 1 |
| #89 | pulled indigo taffy | 1 |
| #105 | pulled orange taffy | 1 |
| #93 | pulled red taffy | 1 |
| #113 | pulled violet taffy | 1 |
| #96 | pulled yellow taffy | 1 |
| #102 | purple clay bead | 45 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #326 | ratini | 1 |
| #221 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #868 | really dense meat stack | 6 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #79 | red class ring | 242 |
| #11 | reflection of a map | 151 |
| #189 | rough fish scale | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #111 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #39 | rusty diving helmet | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #33 | rusty metal greaves | 1 |
| #37 | rusty old lantern | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #12 | rusty staff | 1 |
| #189 | salamander slurry | 1 |
| #442 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #91 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #98 | sauce of the ages | 1 |
| #115 | sausage wonton | 1 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #378 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| #422 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #398 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #190 | scrumdiddlyumptious solution | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #134 | sea avocado | 1 |
| #225 | sea blueberry | 1 |
| #220 | sea broccoli | 1 |
| #149 | sea carrot | 1 |
| #207 | sea cauliflower | 1 |
| #65 | sea cowbell | 1 |
| #136 | sea cucumber | 1 |
| #124 | sea honeydew | 1 |
| #107 | sea lace | 1 |
| #111 | sea leather | 1 |
| #123 | sea lychee | 1 |
| #212 | sea persimmon | 1 |
| #128 | sea radish | 1 |
| #120 | sea tangelo | 1 |
| #156 | seal lube | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #10 | seaweed | 200 |
| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #130 | shark cartilage | 1 |
| #135 | shark tooth | 1 |
| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #95 | skate blade | 1 |
| #54 | skate board | 1 |
| #158 | skate skin | 1 |
| #336 | sleaze nuggets | 1 |
| #319 | sleaze powder | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #78 | sleazy and sour sauce | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #233 | slick fish meat | 1 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| 🥉 | slime-covered staff | 3 |
| #82 | slimy chest | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #237 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #1680 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #83 | spaghetti con calaveras | 1 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #95 | spangly unitard | 1 |
| #223 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #77 | spooky and sour sauce | 1 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #167 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #1574 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #391 | spooky nuggets | 1 |
| #365 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #71 | stench and sour sauce | 1 |
| #373 | stench nuggets | 1 |
| #327 | stench powder | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1395 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #123 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #175 | sugar shard | 11 |
| #338 | sugar sheet | 1 |
| #185 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #80 | sugar shillelagh | 1 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #146 | teflon ore | 1 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| #48 | tempura avocado | 1 |
| #55 | tempura broccoli | 1 |
| #41 | tempura carrot | 1 |
| #52 | tempura cauliflower | 1 |
| #48 | tempura cucumber | 1 |
| #51 | tempura radish | 1 |
| #226 | ten-leaf clover | 111 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #134 | tofu wonton | 1 |
| #442 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #538 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #515 | twinkly powder | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #416 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #55 | unsmoothed velvet | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #152 | velcro ore | 1 |
| #149 | vinyl ore | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #48 | walrus ice cream | 5 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #338 | warbear requisition box | 2 |
| #446 | warbear whosit | 101 |
| #630 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #1162 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #75 | white class ring | 183 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |