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| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
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| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
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| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
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| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
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| #892 | disco mask | 15 |
| #578 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1369 | drywall axe | 4 |
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| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
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| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
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| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
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| #131 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
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| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #162 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 1 |
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| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
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| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
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| #86 | fishy wand | 1 |
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| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
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| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #71 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
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| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #253 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
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| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
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| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
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| #272 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #295 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #79 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #123 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #97 | groupie spangles | 1 |
| #102 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #390 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #622 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #97 | hair of the fish | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #451 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1120 | helmet turtle | 12 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #102 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 1 |
| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #61 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
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| #118 | jellyfish gel | 1 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1202 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #144 | makeshift cape | 2 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #808 | mariachi pants | 9 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #104 | mummy mask | 2 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #183 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #453 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
| #796 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #778 | pasta spoon | 16 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #119 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #67 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #225 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #226 | pixel holy water | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #60 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #261 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #156 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #202 | raisin | 2 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #965 | ravioli hat | 9 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #998 | roll of toilet paper | 46 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #442 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #1046 | saucepan | 14 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #378 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #1109 | seal-clubbing club | 8 |
| #749 | seal-skull helmet | 5 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #297 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #97 | severed flipper | 2 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #2136 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #356 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #626 | shredded hellseal hide | 3 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #395 | sk8board | 2 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #149 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #132 | star spatula | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #1140 | stolen accordion | 10 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #1487 | thin black candle | 3 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
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