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#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
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#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#14744-ball1
#4414-dimensional guitar1
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#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#785ASCII shirt1
#87Abyssal ember1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#612Bash-Ōs boxtop1
#286Ben-Gal™ Balm1
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#935Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air3
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#651Crimbo wreath1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2849Crimbuck5
#3210Crown of the Goblin King3
#1927Daffy Taffy1
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#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#894Dr. Hobo's scalpel3
#1821Drowsy Sword4
#27El Vibrato translator1
#607Gaia beads1
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#594Gnollish pie server1
#595Gnollish slotted spoon1
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#613Hell ramen1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#1867Imp Ale1
#1206Instant Karma1
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#746Knob Goblin spatula1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#525Lockenstock™ sandals1
#2767Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet4
#401Manetwich1
#183Mer-kin fastjuice1
#175Mer-kin healscroll1
#141Mer-kin hidepaint1
#192Mer-kin killscroll1
#988Mohawk wig1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#509Oil of Parrrlay1
#29PVC staff1
#1599Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#2658Rock Pops1
#142S.A.V.E. flyer1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#129Spirit Precipice1
#669Sugar Cog1
#945Summer Nights1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#736Supernova Champagne1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
🥈Underworld acorn1
#10Underworld flail1
#2405Valentine1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#1105Warm Subject gift certificate1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#365a butt tuba1
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#744burst hellseal brain2
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#144can-you-dig-it?1
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#597coffin lid1
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#864cool whip1
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#522corn holder1
#1468corpse on the beach2
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#1811corpsetini1
#37corrupt club of corrupt corruption1
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#19creepy-ass club1
#223crusty hula hoop1
#104curdflinger1
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#615deadly lampshade1
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#154detective skull1
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#582distilled fortified wine3
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#1370drywall axe4
#2321duct tape1
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
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#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#114eXtreme meat crossbow1
#111eXtreme meat staff1
#138eXtreme meat sword1
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#541energy drink IV1
#477enormous hoop earring1
#163extra-potent gremlin mutagen1
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#692[2426]fire flower1
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#70foon of fulmination1
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#256frigid hankyū1
#45frigid-ass club1
#519frozen banquet3
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#4736fuzzy dice1
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#183handful of Crotchety Pine needles1
#3716handful of confetti4
#453handful of pine needles1
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#571harem girl t-shirt1
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#24hot-ass club1
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#1604iGoogly1
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#492magilaser blastercannon1
#145makeshift cape2
#709mariachi G-string1
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#921marshmallow1
#180massive sitar1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
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#2847obsidian dagger2
#471ocarina of space1
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#120office-supply crossbow1
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#618oversized pipe1
#879oversized pizza cutter1
#1761pail1
#186painful penne pasta1
#1325pair of bolt cutters1
#454panhandle panhandling hat2
#797pants of the Slug Lord4
#1682passable elf mask1
#784pasta spoon16
#248peace-sign necklace1
#1811penguin focaccia bread1
#192penguin whip1
#611perforated battle paddle1
#104pestoblade1
#897petrified wood1
#302phat turquoise bracelet1
#1146photoprotoneutron torpedo1
#87pimpin' meat hat1
#1004pink clay bead1
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#157pufferfish spine1
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#779purple clay bead1
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#203raisin2
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#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
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#823rocky raccoon1
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#446sand dollar1
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🥉snow belly1
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🥉snow pants1
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#747solid gold pegleg1
#479souvenir ski t-shirt1
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#193star throwing star1
#57starchy staff1
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#599string of Crimbo lights1
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#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
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#1434theoretical string1
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#142tighty whiteys1
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#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
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#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
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#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#488tip jar1
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#516torn hellseal sinew5
#277ultimate ultimate frisbee1
#130underwater slingshot1
#177unfortunate dumplings1
#44vampire pearl necklace1
#896vorpal blade1
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#511war tongs1
#1031white class ring1
#586white collar1
#1027white pixel1
#810white satin pants1
#446white satin shield2
#854white sword1
#88white whip1
#512wicker shield1
#89wiffle-flail1
#91willowy bonnet1
#567witty rapier1
#1245wolf mask1
#1027wolfman mask1
#76world's most unappetizing beverage1
#1157wrench bracelet1
#118yak whip1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1

Wow, that's 954 items total!

what items are this player missing?