| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #760 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 4 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #680 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #530 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #1956 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #893 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #1533 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #184 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #2314 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #369 | Rock and Roll Legend | 3 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #275 | a butt tuba | 2 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #897 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #719 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #743 | antique shield | 2 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #677 | arrrgyle socks | 2 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #261 | asbestos staff | 2 |
| #884 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #775 | baconstone | 10 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #3417 | badass belt | 12 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #205 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #770 | bottle of Blank-Out | 3 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #402 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #830 | drywall axe | 12 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #385 | enchanted toothpick | 3 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #253 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #870 | giant discarded plastic fork | 10 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #1366 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #2194 | grue egg | 10 |
| #390 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #447 | hamethyst | 18 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #974 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #263 | hot plate | 3 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #288 | imp unity ring | 5 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1202 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #437 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #1589 | old sweatpants | 9 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #157 | oven mitts | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #796 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #788 | porquoise | 9 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #378 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #1393 | shiny ring | 12 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #336 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #325 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #725 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #261 | whalebone corset | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |